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2025-05-20
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Tiny Island Town

Summary:

A Hatchetfield-themed parody of "Castle On A Hill" from Cinderella's Castle.

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There's a tiny island town
So the stories say
And there's whispers in the woods
Across the lake
Through the streets, the shadows wend
If they seize you, will you bend
Or will you break?
Or will you break?

You’re done!

In each street and alleyway
Where eldritch powers play
Your spirit will tremble
Your spirit will tremble

By their Altars they hold sway
O’er those who will kneel and pray
A cult and a temple
For evils placental
You’re done!

There's a tiny island town
So the stories say
And there's whispers in the woods
Across the lake

There are monsters to be seen (There are monsters to be seen)
Are they blue or are they green?
You better run!
You better run!

Step into the Black and White
See your darkest nightmares come to light
You're starting to tremble
Oh, you're starting to tremble
(You better run, you better run)

A stone fallen from the skies
A jock who is demonized
Can hatred let go?
Will the music echo?
(Will it echo, echo?)
If they let the Muckwitch wake maybe we can see (Do we dare go in? Do we dare go in?)
Just a glimpse of what the Lords have planned for me (Do we dare go in? Do we dare go in?)
Who’s spared and who’s destroyed? (Do we dare go, do we dare get closer)
Will a portal to the void open wide? (Do we dare go, do we dare get closer)
Do we dare go inside?! (Do we dare go, do we dare get closer, do we dare go in?)

There's a tiny island town
So the stories say
(And the evil spreads from its profane altars!)
And its masters turn their gaze
Across the lake!
(I flee the Lords of Darkness!)

I cower at their might (I cower at their might)
Oh, the terror of the sight!
You better run! (Better run, is it fast enough?)
Is it fast enough? (Better run, is it fast enough?)
Is it, is it fast enough? (Ooh, ooh)
Is it fast enough? (Ooh, ooh)
Is it fast enough? (Ooh, ooh)
The Witch!
The Witch is waking up!

There's a tiny island town
So the stories say
And there's whispers in the wood
Across the lake
Look upon the Altars, yeah!
There are monsters to be seen (There are monsters to be seen)
Are they blue or are they green?
You better run!
You better run!

You’re done!