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Private messages: venti, aether 5:36 pm
Venti: aether
Hey aetherrrrr
Aether!
@aether
@aether
@aether
@aether
@aether ANSWER ME YOU SON OF A BITCH
Aether: what?! I'm trying to do homework right now!
Venti: haiiii :3
Hruuuuu
Aether: I- I'm good, what do you need?
Venti: do you think we could make a GC and add everyone in the school? At least everyone we know
Aether: I mean sure? If you want to- it's going to be complete chaos though hope you realize that
Venti: oh ik that's why I wanna make it, I wanna see the ✨drama✨, oh should we exclude or include the teachers?
Aether: I- you have the teachers phone numbers?!
Venti: yeah! At least most, not all of them, especially not that bitch dottore, if he even works here anymore
Aether: didn't he get fired for child endangerment?
Venti: I don't know man don't ask me
Aether: whatever, anyways I told lumine and she shouted “YES I WANNA WITNESS THE CHAOS AND DRAMA” so now that she's got an idea, if you don't make it she will-
I trust you more than I trust her with a GC
Venti: lmao okay!
Aether: alright can I get back to my homework? I'd like to get it done cause it's due tomorrow
Venti: alr fiinnneeeee you can go back to that boring shit 🙄
Wait you didn't answer the question-
Aether: add the teachers I guess it'll be fine
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7:00 pm
Venti created a groupchat
Venti added 99 people
Venti changed the name to tyvats gay bitches
Diluc: no.
Diluc left the groupchat
Venti added Diluc to that groupchat
Venti: motherfucker no. Nobody's leaving
Jean: I have so many questions, but the main one I should ask is how did you get our numbers
Venti: don't worry about it 😉
Jean: venti.
Aether: he won't tell you trust me. I've known him for years
Venti: ehe~
Anyways~ to make this easier since there's 99 people and that'll be too many intros
Ahem
Venti: principles are: ningguang, Jean
Teachers: Lisa, beidou, citilali, xianyun, mizuki, sara, baizhu, neuvillette, clorinde, chevreuse, Escoffier, wriothesley, Arlecchino
Anemo dorm kids: me, Xiao, kazuha, scaramouche, heizou, ifa, sucrose, faruzan, Lynette, chasca and lan yan
Geo dorm kids: it to, gorou, zhongli, albedo, Yun Jin, noelle, navia, chiori, xilonen
Electro dorm kids: Dori, fischl, ororon, razor, ei, raiden Shogun, yae miko, keqing, kuki, cyno, sethos, iansan, varesa
Dendro dorm kids: kinich, tighnari, kaveh, alhaitham, collei, kirara, emilie
Hydro dorm kids: furina, xingqiu, mualani, sigewinne, nilou, Candace, yelan, ayato, kokomi, childe, Mona, and barbara
Pyro dorm kids: thoma, diluc, bennet, mavuika, gaming, lyney, dehya, yoimiya, yanfei, human, financial, xiangling, amber
Cryo for kids: kaeya, chongyun, Charlotte, freminet, Mika, Layla, shenhe, ayaka, eula, rosaria, ganyu
Venti: and I just realized smth hold up
Venti kicked Nahida, Qiqi, Sayu, Kachina, Diona, and Yoayoa
Venti: no children, sorry nahida :(
Jean: I'm concerned why those kids parents let them have phone, and even more concerned why you have them
Venti: I know her mom, sometimes help watch nahida for her, they have phones for safety and I accidentally added there phone numbers, only have the others due to nahida wanting them to have my number
Scaramouche: imagine being “friends” with babies, rlly says a lot about you
Venti: imagine having a ugly ass hair cut, and scara why don't you make ur self useful do the fandango eh?
Kaeya: LMAOOOOOO