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Kakegurui GC: The remake

Summary:

Mary joins the student council, chaos gets wilder from there.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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@Kirari.prez added @mary_.saotome to the group chat "Student Council" .

 

One eyed bitch: Huh?

 

Daddy fish: Please welcome Mary Saotome in the student council fishes 

 

Lolipop: MARY HI

 

Nailsless: Great..

 

Softie: Mary!

 

One eyed bitch: What is she doing here

 

Mary: Simply here to support Riri because of you people

 

Softie: ❤️

 

Sumika wannabe: I guess that's fair, lesbian supports lesbian ig

 

Mary: Yes

 

Lolipop: we need a nickname for her

 

Nailsless set Mary's nickname to "Angry shortie"

 

Angry shortie: WHAT THE HECK??? IM 162CM??

 

Nailsless: Fym 162cm

 

Angry shortie: fucking American

 

Angry shortie: I'm 5'3"

 

Nailsless: oh k

 

One eyed bitch: that is quite short

 

Angry shortie: RUNA IS LITERALLY SO SHORT SHE LOOKS LIKE A 10 Y/O

 

Lolipop: EXCUSE ME ? I'M 4'8"

 

Angry shortie: LMAOOO

 

Sumika wannabe: AND YOU THINK THATS TALL💀💀💀

 

Lolipop: You talk a lot for someone who's willing to go on their knees for Jabami Yumeko

 

Nailsless: BAHAHAHA

 

Angry shortie: GIRLIE GOT EXPOSED💔💔💔

 

Sumika wannabe: HOW THE HELL?

 

Lolipop: The stucco office has cameras didn't you know ? Although they're broken atm

 

Angry shortie: Riri I wasn't aware of this

 

Softie: Me neither?

 

Shortie: Oh no..

 

Lolipop: Nah imma fix ts

 

Angry shortie: DONT

 

One eyed bitch: Lemme help

 

Angry shortie: NO???

 

Saya: Whats happening ?

 

Lolipop: Apparently quite a few people has fucked in the stucco office

 

Saya: ...Because there's cameras ?

 

Daddy fish: What.

 

Lolipop: Yes? Was nobody aware ?

 

Blind bitch: No we weren't 

 

One eyed bitch: I forgot to tell them

 

Lolipop: Oh well

 

Lolipop: There is cameras

 

Angry Shortie: YES NOW WE KNOW THANKS.

 

Lolipop: Damn you're a bottom?

 

Angry shortie went offline.

 

Softie: Mary?

 

Daddy fish: I knew it was a good idea...

 

Saya: I'm not so sure about that president...Mary is friends with quite a few of us already so it's gonna be even more chaotic than it already is.

 

Daddy fish: That's exactly what I wanted.

 

Blind bitch: Uhm...she's friends with Runa, Midari, Itsuki, Yumemi, Sayaka and she's dating Ririka...

 

Daddy fish: I know, itll make it even more interesting. 

 

Sumika Wannabe: YUP!

 

Daddy fish: Shut up and go back to Jabami would you?

 

Sumika Wannabe: Seriously ?

 

Daddy fish: go.

 

Sumika Wannabe went offline to go at her wonderful and hot girlfriend, what a lesbian.

 

Lolipop: HELP THE SYSTEM MESSAGE??

 

One eyed bitch: AHAHAHAHAH

 

Softie: I'll go check on Mary...

 

Lolipop: What a way to say you want to escape the chaos

 

Softie: at least my intentions were clear enough

 

Softie went offline, leave the baby alone smh

 

Lolipop: You're so right system-chan

 

uwu

 

One eyed bitch: girl slay

 

Lolipop: system-chan best girl fr

 

Saya: That's really just someone who hacked the system you know that ?

 

Nailsess: SLAYYY

 

Snowman: Eugh...

 

Daddy fish: fuck are you still here for

 

Snowman got kicked out of the chat, AS HE SHOULD

 

Daddy fish: System-chan W

 

Lolipop: YEAAHHHH