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1. How to be a decent parent: A guide by Hamato Yoshi (on hiatus) by Nobody_Came

   Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   01 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Donatello & Leonardo & Michelangelo & Raphael (TMNT)
   • Donatello & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
   • Raphael & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
   • Michelangelo & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
   • Leonardo & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
   • April O'Neil & Splinter (TMNT)
   • April O'Neil & The Turtles (TMNT)
   • Splinter & The Turtles (TMNT)
   • Splinter | Lou Jitsu & Señor Hueso (TMNT)
   • Señor Hueso's ex-wife (OC) & Señor Hueso
   • Señor Hueso's ex-wife (OC) & Splinter | Lou Jitsu
   • Splinter | Lou Jitsu
   • Leonardo (TMNT)
   • Michelangelo (TMNT)
   • Donatello (TMNT)
   • Raphael (TMNT)
   • April O'Neil (TMNT)
   • Señor Hueso (TMNT)
   • Señor Hueso's ex-wife (OC) - Character
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • Splinter Tries to Be a Good Parent (TMNT)
   • Autistic Splinter
   • because I said so
   • Autistic Donatello (TMNT)
   • Canon Autistic Character
   • Turtle Tots (TMNT)
   • Turtle Instincts (TMNT)
   • you don't have the time to process anything because there are babies to take care of: the fic
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Splinter-centric (TMNT)
   • POV First Person
   • Splinter has ADHD
   • this is mostly just the turtles being kids tbh
   • the first arc is definitely going to be very domestic
   • this is me (a person with zero children) trying to imagine what it's like to actively raise four children at once
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Explicit Language
   • there is also a bit of Spanish and Japanese in this one
   • but you don't really need them to understand what the MC understands
   • knowing Spanish just gives some more insight on some characters
   • Flirting
   • Family Feels
   • Dissociation
   • Prophetic Visions
   • Repo Mantis is here and he's human and has daddy issiues
   • Pre-Canon
   • Cloaking Brooches (TMNT)
   • sometimes survival is about getting your laundry done
   • Fantasy and Fictional Setting Racism
   • also real-life racism but idk how much I will be going into that
   • Baron Draxum (TMNT) is racist towards humans
   • as he is heavily implied to be in canon tbh

   Summary

   Okay, quick summary: I died, in a really stupid way, for your information, and now have to take care of four kids as a homeless rat man. Hooray!

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