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Ego Jinpachi changed group description to "I have noticed some tension outside of the field that gets in the way of your soccer, solve it NOW or lock off."
Isagi: What the fuck
Shidou: mb gng thats jst the sexual tension between me and sae..♥️
Rin: DIE.
Bachira: No guys stop he has a point!! Have you seen Kaiser and my partner Isagi on the field??? They're literally fucking cuddling!! 🥺
Kaiser: Hate agreeing w dumb shi but ts is true
Isagi: KILL YOURSELF
Kaiser: but then you'd be lonely
Otoya: AWWW
Karasu: Y'all got me messed up in the middle of showering...
Reo: wtf go fucking shower?
Otoya: wouldn't YOU like to know what he's doing
Isagi: now how would YOU know what he's doing if he's in the shower?
Chigiri: ISAGI STOP
Shidou: k but this is the perfect opportunity to get Sae's number rinnie!!
Otoya: LMFAO RIN DOESNT HAVE SAE'S NUMBER IN CRYING??
Reo: are you all actually fucking stupid this is dc
Kaiser: @Isagi Yoichi
be my e kitten Isagi
Isagi: wld have a comeback but i wanna rant rn cz like tension right so i am allowed to yap?
Reo: no fucking kys homewrecker
Isagi: YO ASS STILL HUNG UP ON THAT??
Nagi: This bloke is fucking thick, innit?
Rin: Can you all shut the fuck up and stop spamming my notifs
Get a life holy shit
Bachira: But rin!! Ego told us to get rid of the tension so we have to blue lock the fuck in!!
Otoya: now i KNOW you did not just say blue lock the fuck in
-Replying to "YO ASS STILL HUNG UP ON THAT?"
Reo: YEAH BCUZ I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOUR UGLY AHH MANAGED TO MANIPULATE NAGI INTO LEAVING ME??
Isagi: BITCH IK YOU AINT TALKING W THAT BIG AHH FOREHEAD
Reo: HO WE ALL KNOW IF WE REMOVED THOSE FUCKASS BANGS UR LITERALLY MEGAMIND??
Shidou: ladies ladies calm down there's enough of me to go around
Nagi:?
Rin: End your life
Isagi: GIRL BYE YOU CAN HAVE UR FUCKING TREASURE WHILE I HAVE THE KING BEAT THAT LOSER
Ness: Excuse me yoichi, but you do not have kaiser! Pls learn how to read!
Chigiri: stop i can hear Kaiser smiling at his phone
Replying to "Excuse me yoichi but you do not.."
isagi: didn't he tell you to find a new king mid game? Why you still thirsting over my man?
Chigiri: i can HEAR kaiser grinning
Bachira: but you cant hear that chigiri!! R u ok? Or is ur monster telling u that?
Hiori: speaking of the monster inside chigiri @kunigami_rensuke wya
Chigiri: KILL YOURSELF
Replying to "didn't he tell you to find a new king mi.."
Ness: Kaiser will always be my number 1, fuck off yoichi!
Reo: YES HO YOU TELL HIM
Rin: Gn 2 desperate fags r ganging up on Isagi
Shidou: Hey ladies!! Did you forget about me 👅
Reo: I wish i did lowk..
Isagi: stop guys didn't i say i wanted to vent let me have my moment
K so like i wanted to vent abt
Bachira: why did you stop??
You cant just leave us in suspense like that!!
Rin: who the fuck is us
Chigiri: STOPP I HATE AGREEING W RIN BUT LIKE HES RIGHT NO ONE WAS LISTENING
Isagi: TS Y U ALL MY OPPS
Nah i jk i dont have anything to vent abt i jst wanted everyone to look at the best striker in the world
Reo: looks at nagi
Sae: oh ok
Shidou: SAE BABYYYY
Itoshi Sae has left the group
Rin: wait you can fucking leave
Itoshi Rin has left the group
Karasu: now that they're gone we can FINALLY get to the good stuff
Chigiri: where did u go lmao u missed isagi being a homewrecker
Karasu: up your ass
Isagi: ten bucks he was up otoya's ass 💀
Otoya: we're jst bros gng
Shidou Ryuusei has invited Itoshi Rin to the group
Shidou Ryuusei has locked the group
Rin: you can fucking do THAT??
Karasu: heh looks like ur stuck w us forever rin...
Rin: SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU'RE ALL FUCKING LUKEWARM
Bachira: Even my monster hasnt crashed out like this yet rinn!!
Kaiser: lmfao who is this fella talking to
Wait i have the other itoshi blocked mb
Rin: KILL YOURSELF RAT
Rin: Thats fucking it
Im gonna beat you up
All my opps up
Kaiser shidou watch the fuck out
Bachira: GUYS GUYS GUYS!! IM IN THE CAFETERIA AND RIN STARTED THROWING PUNCHES
Nagi: That madman is taking the fucking piss, innit?
Reo: record it!!
Isagi: YES PLZ I WANNA SEE KAISER IN ACTION
Ness: so you want to see kaiser hurt? I see
Isagi: ugh fine u win i'll go over to him and watch if he gets hurt i'll help him
Ness: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY ITS MY TURN
Chigiri: these fucking faggo-
Ego Jinpachi has removed the group for reason: blue lock will be cancelled if players say slurs, watch your language or lock off