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A bunch of Jump City villains and heroes appeared in a room.

"Not again," Robin complained, recognizing the room.

"MARIA!" The young man shouted, scaring everyone present.

A girl appeared next to the young man and said with a smile, "What's wrong?"

"Will you stop making us come here to react to your bullshit?" Robin asked, looking at the girl.

"No, there are few books like this," Maria said.

"Damn, you like to make us suffer," Robin said, shaking his head.

"No, I like it when you kiss your rival. Now, it's time to react," the young woman said before waving her hand, and everyone present was seated in armchairs.

"Oh, I almost forgot," Maria said before waving her hand again, and a confused young man looked around the room.

"Aren't I supposed to be dead?" The boy asked.

He was tackled by Robin in the blink of an eye.

"Long time no see, brother" Jason said, patting his older brother on the head.

"Bitch, you die and that's the first thing you say," Robin said, laughing.

"Context please." Literally everyone except Batman, who went to hug his children.

"No," the author said.

"Now, back to what we came for. React," the girl said, patting her before disappearing and a screen lighting up.

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"We look good," everyone in the photo said.

"Look at them, they even look like normal teenagers," Speedy said.

"Don't fuck with me, Batman," said Superman.

"They're useful skills," said Batman.

"For killing," said Wonder Woman.

"They also serve as a distraction," said Dick.

"Or to confuse the enemy," said Jason.

"Or when the enemy overestimates you," said Dick.

"What?" the people said, confused.

"I bet he stole my cereal and ran away," Robin said.

"I did," Jason said, sticking his tongue out at him

"What a nice moment between brothers," said Batman.

"But it's your fault we don't get along," said Robin.

"True. You didn't tell either of us that we had a brother, and you told Dick on the phone," said Jason.

"Oh, they do gymnastics so well," Wonder Woman said.

"What were you doing?" Barry and Aquaman asked.

"Boring ourselves," Kid Flash and Aqualad said simultaneously.

"Being stupid," Robin said.

"Bro, didn't you have a lighter?" said Speedy.

"No," was Jason's simple response.

"B when he hasn't slept for three months," Robin said, laughing.

"No one can go that long without sleep," said Brother Blood.

"You'd be surprised what a bat can do," Robin said.

"Every day without sleep, they get crazier," Alfred said.

"Now they're bringing kids to my house?" Batman said.

"Yeah, shut up and put up with it," Jason said.

"Gay," Dick said.

"But you're bi," Speedy ​​said.

"And you're gay," Robin told him.

"👁️👄👁️" Everyone

"Lol," Robin said

"I like that picture," Kid Flash said

"Robin, why are you kissing your enemy?" Batman asked

"Because breaking his legs with my cane has become so cliché," Robin said

"The dead man at the funeral," Bumblebee said.

Everyone laughed in amusement at the image.

"That's exactly the moment Jason lost all hope," Robin said.

"And the moment i died," Jason said, laughing.

"Why are these shitty kids laughing at my pain?" Batman thought.

"Because it's laugh or die, bitch," Maria said, answering Batman out loud.

"And where is the Joker now?" Starfire asked, curious.

"Dead," Robin said, at the same time Batman said, "Alive."

Batman and Robin looked at each other.

"Just because you revived him once doesn't mean I won't kill him a second time," Robin said with a smirk. "Why do you think Gotham is so peaceful?"

"Robin," Batman said in a scolding tone.

"Batman," Robin said in the same scolding tone.

Batman sighed. "Please refrain from killing everyone who annoys you."

"He killed Jason. He deserved it." Robin shrugged.

"Should I start fearing him?" Kid Flash whispered to Speedy.

"I'd stop breaking into his tower if I were you. You've seen what he's capable of when he's bothered." Speedy whispered back.

"So, I went from having one idiot breaking into my tower to a bunch of kids breaking into my apartment," Robin said indignantly.

"Hey," Kid Flash said because he called him an idiot.

"How bad of a father are you that they're coming to me?" Robin asked Batman.

Batman shrugged.

"I remember that day," Raven said, laughing.

"Wow, Raven laughing," Beast Boy said, enraptured.

"Big brother since time immemorial," Bumblebee said.

"I stole it," Robin shrugged.

"From whom?" Starfire asked.

"From her dad," Robin said.

"He killed him. I saw it. I was there." Raven said.

":)" Robin

"That's worse. Oh, he's going to say something stupid that you don't even know how he came to that conclusion, or he'll start speaking Romani," Kid Flash said.

"Wait, how do you know I speak Romani when I'm sleep-deprived?" Robin asked.

"One day you crashed on my couch after three months of not sleeping, and you only spoke Romani," Kid Flash said.

"I don't remember that," Robin said thoughtfully. "I woke up in my bed."

"Yeah, because I carried your dead ass to your tower," Kid Flash said.

"Okay..." Jinx said.

"he's cooler," Dick said.

"I prefer Wonder Woman," Jason shrugged.

The two boys began to debate who was better while Batman sulked in the corner.

"Oh, how cute," Dick said with a smile.

"Cool, we have an older sister," Jason said.

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"I kicked everyone's ass," Robin said, laughing.

"Wait, Robin. Do you know how to hack?" Beast Boy asked.

"Of course. Who do you think made all the security measures for the tower?" Robin said.

"Cyborg," Starfire said.

"No, he just helped me modify some things," Robin said.

"F" They all said

"But do we keep it or not?" Dick asked.

"I assume so," Batman said.

"Cool," Jason said.

The superheroes looked at the family in surprise.

"Big brother power," Raven said.

"Big brother anger," Jason said.

"..." The superheroes

The villains started laughing in amusement.

"Oh, how cute," said Bumblebee.

"I'm sure the fights will start when they wake up," said Kid Flash.

"Oh my god, they turned them into emo," said Superman.

"Emo family," said Wonder Woman.

"What do you say to me?" Batman said.

"Shut up, old man," Jason said, hiding behind Dick, who was grinning menacingly at Batman.

"Cute but worrying" Starfire said

"Lol" Said Robin and Kid Flash

"🤜🤛" Jason and Dick

"Oh how cute" said Dick

"That is a celebration," More said.

"Totally 😎" Robin said

"Why do you hate me so much?" Batman said

"You asked for this," Robin said, giving him the middle finger.

"Don't you choose that every day?" Batman asked.

"Only when you're there," Jason said.

"Wow, imagine the two kids you adopted hate you," Superman said.

"🖕" Batman

"yes, more killers," Jason said, smiling.

"Why do I get the feeling it's going to be my favorite?" Batman asked the air.

"Are you stealing my taste too?" Dick asked his little brother.

"What a lovely sibling interaction," Starfire said.

"Yes, beautiful," Kid Flash said sarcastically.

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"Hey, why is your name Dick?" Starfire asked.

"Short for Richard," Robin explained.

"Look we are getting married," Robin said.

"Do I have to put up with Kid Flash as a son-in-law?" Batman said.

"Yes," Jason said.

"He's not your boss." "That's what you think." 🤣🤣" Speedy said.

"Ha, fuck you," Dick said.

"Why does he keep up the good-boy image? He's wanted in three countries for stealing kryptonite and 10 others for war crimes," Jason said.

"Because I have the face of an angel and I can fake it," Robin said with an angelic smile.

"What?" Slade said.

"What? Do you think you're the only one who made me commit hate crimes?" Robin said sarcastically. "I've been committing them since I was 8."

"No way, and you're supposed to be the hero," Gizmo said incredulously.

"Learn to fake it better," Robin said.

"He tried to kill his parents' killer," Batman said.

"I didn't try. I killed him, only years later," Robin said.

"I hate clowns," Dick said with a smile.

"Same," Jason said.

"Oh, well, at least try to protect them," Wonder said.

"Unsuccessfully," Superman said.

"Why do your brothers visit us bleeding out?" Kid Flash asked.

"I don't know," Robin said.

"You went from enemies to domestic partners," Cyborg said.

"How life changes," Beast Boy said.

"You kiss Jinx, and you kiss Terra, and I don't say anything," Robin said.

The children laughed in amusement and Batman let out a sigh of suffering.

everyone laughed at the absurdity of the situation

"Oh, I love you too, Jason," Dick said.

"I'm probably going to regret this later, but... same" Jason said.

"Damn bitch," Robin said.

"Wow, you really dislike her," Aqualad said.

"We hate each other," Robin said.

"I'm going to give you an award for being the best big brother in the world," Jason said.

"Oh, thanks, kid," Dick said.

"Yep," Dick said.

"Sometimes I worry about your mental health," Wally said.

"Only sometimes?" Dick asked.

"Facts," Jason said with a smile.

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"Well, this episode you're going to react to a friend of mine because she asked me to," Maria said, snapping her fingers and making a person appear next to her.

*Mari-chan waves*

"Come on, react, that's what people came for," Maria said, disappearing.

"And self-defense," Dick said.

"And self-defense," Jason said with a smile.

"I'll pretend to believe you," Mari-chan said.

"It's a disgrace," Robin said.

"Why am I dating you?" Kid Flash asked, offended.

"Because I'm handsome, rich, and have the best ass," Robin said.

"I can't argue with that logic," Kid Flash said.

"The kid wasn't as innocent as I thought, haha," Mari-chan said.

"I swear he's been in love with him since he was twelve," Speedy said.

"And we had to put up with his misery," Aqualad said.

"It was nice to see him cry at 3 in the morning because Robin didn't even deign to say hello," Bumblebee said.

"Why are you exposing my shitty life?" Kid Flash asked his friends.

"We're exposing your romantic failures, not your shitty life," Speedy said.

"Oh, I'm the same. The bad thing is that they humiliated me," Mari-chan said.

"F," Maria said.

"Totally," Dick and Jason said.

"I confirm," Mari-chan said.

"Come on, do it, bitch," Robin said.

Kid Flash pulled out a gun and shot himself.

"Lol," Robin said, seeing his lover's dead body while everyone in the room looked on in horror.

Maria appeared and snapped her fingers, reviving the guy.

"You can leave your lovers' fights for the bedroom," Maria said.

"No, they'll complain about the noise later," Kid Flash said.

"Wow, this reminded me of Mori, hahaha, lol," Mari-chan said.

"I just love killing people in my reaction stories. It's a canon event 😎," Maria said.

"It reminds me of my family problems..." Mari-chan said.

"F," Maria said.

"I love how everyone is, how they talk to Tim, I don't know what about Tim, give Tim love, and Tim is like, 'Tell Robin you're proud of him before he kills himself,'" Jason said.

"What a good boy, I like him already," Dick said with a smile.

Batman put a hand on his eldest son's shoulder and looked worriedly at the young man when he turned his head.

"Robin, dear, you know I'm proud of you, right? I know I'm terrible at showing it and saying it, but I am. Kid, you've been my proudest person since the moment you stepped into the mansion," Bruce said.

"Um," Jason said.

Bruce looked at the young man. "Jason, I've always told you how proud I am of you."

"Yeah, but you made me feel left out," Jason said, pouting, his arms crossed.

Batman pulled both boys into a hug, hidden in his cape.

"Thanks, Dad," Dick whispered into his father's arms.

"You're welcome, son," Bruce whispered back.

"And you like little kids," Robin said.

"Hey no, that's me from another universe," Slade said.

"That doesn't make it any better!" Robin said.

"Don't show me those kinds of images, it creeps me out," Mari-chan said.

"I'm not a pedophile!" Slade said, arms crossed.

"Stay away, you old man who touches children," Maria said with a bat, putting herself between her friend and the sulking villain.

"Aww how cute love-hate me" Kid Flash said

"Literally that's our entire relationship" Robin said

"Love hate one of my favorite relationships" Mari-chan said

"And then he wants to kill himself when he can't talk to you all day," said Speedy.

"Lol, that's bad," said Robin, amused at how codependent his pathetic boyfriend was.

"Yes, we are," they both said at the same time.

"Can't you just have a normal relationship?" Flash asked.

"No," they both said at the same time.

"Aww, how cute," Mari-chan said.

"He died that day," Robin said with a smile.

"I came back to life five seconds later," Kid Flash said.

"You could have let me be happy with your death," Robin said.

"No, you'll go whoring later," Kid Flash said.

"Lol," Beast Boy said.

"The most normal relationship in Latin America, haha," Mari-chan said, laughing.

"He loses all his style around him," Bumblebee said.

"That's why he acts like an idiot around you, Rob," Speedy said.

"Good to know," Robin shrugged.

Robin smiled, remembering that day. "After that, he didn't bother me all week."

"That's because he stayed in his bed fangirling," said Speedy.

"Lol, couples ask for attention, you give it to them, and you end up not hearing from them for a whole month," said Mari-chan.

"In my case, I ghost everyone equally," said Maria.

"And what happened there?" Superman asked.

"We scolded Roy for going looking for drugs," Robin said.

"I got a lecture for a day and a half," Speedy said.

"Wait, does Roy do drugs?" Mari-chan said.

"No, that's a lie," Speedy said.

"But If I found you snorting in the bathroom, you fucking asshole," Robin said, slapping him.

"Ouch. That was just for fun," Speedy defended himself.

"Fucking junkie," Kid Flash told him.

"Like when you have to look up because your boyfriend wants to climb things," said Kid Flash.

"Oh, what a nice picture," everyone said.

"How cute! I wish all universes were like that," Mari-chan said.

"Okay, that's it," Maria said, making her friend disappear. "See you in more episodes, people."

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"Hey, finally, he's not a hormonal shit," Robin said, smiling.

"I've never been a hormonal shit to you," Kid Flash said, puzzled.

"Not you, other versions of you from other stories have," Robin said.

"That implies you were with other people," Speedy said.

"Well, there was once a time with a girl..." Kid Flash said.

"How poetic," Raven said.

"As always, talking about food," Aqualad said.

"I don't think you can kiss me in my mind, but okay," Robin said thoughtfully.

"Ahhh," Robin yelled as Kid Flash jumped on top of him and started kissing his face

"Dad Help" Robin said, laughing.

Batman sighed and shook his head in amusement. "Wally, stop kissing my son."

Wally looked at Batman and said, "No." Then he proceeded to kiss Robin on the lips.

Batman shook his head but let it be.

"Gross," Jason said.

"Really romantic," Jinx said, laughing.

"Top 10 best dates" Cyborg said.

"Hey, that's a good idea," Beast Boy said.

"I don't think the taco would take well to the rain," Speedy said.

"I can't even eat cereal in bed. It all has to be sex," Robin said angrily.

"Sorry," Kid Flash said, kissing his hand to make him forgive him under Batman's withering gaze.

"????" Everyone

"I started hallucinating about my parents. It wasn't fun," Robin explained, a smile on his face.

"I found you spinning in a pool of tears while you kept saying 'I'm sorry,'" Kid Flash said.

"I repeat: It wasn't fun," Robin said.

Kid Flash pulled him into a hug and kissed him on the back of his neck.

"I forgot about that," Robin said, looking at the screen from his lover's arms.

Kid Flash laughed. "Not me. I plan on doing it this summer."

Robin shrugged; he didn't mind the kidnapping, and the plan seemed romantic and fun.

"How cute, gays," Starfire said, smiling.

"I knew you did it to piss me off," Dick said.

"It's my duty as a little brother," Jason said with a smile.

"What cute the kids," Alfred said.

"Yes they are" Bruce said, smiling.

"Yeah, do it, that damn scum doesn't deserve to live," the villains said.

Beast Boy looked at the villains in confusion. "Aren't you supposed to be the bad guys?"

"Just because we're villains doesn't mean we're monsters," the hive said.

"That's it," other villains agreed.

"There's a difference between robbing a bank and raping someone," Harley Quinn said.

"What a strange way you flirt," Speedy said.

Kid Flash and Robin gave him the middle finger.

"Contradictory of you," Robin said.

"I was just saving my knees," Kid Flash said.

"Go ahead," Robin said.

"No, you already killed me once and you didn't cry," Kid Flash said.

"Bitches don't cry," Robin said with a smile.

"Wait, is that why our tower started burning one random day?" Aqualad asked.

"Not at all," Robin said with a smile.

Bumblebee stared at the boy with his mouth open.

Robin winked at him and said, "Shut your mouth, dear, you'll get flies."

"Well at least he admits it" Kid Flash said with a smile

Robin:  🖕 🖕

"But that doesn't mean I'm sad," Robin said.

"No, just that you're suicidal," Cyborg said.

"I was that before," Robin said.

Batman looked at his oldest son and thought, "Should I send him to therapy?"

Batman: ????

"How did you get up there?" Speedy asked.

"Chair," Jason said.

"Incredible," Aqualad said.

"They use their bat powers," Kid Flash said.

"He had a rough day," Kid Flash said.

"I had a rough life, which is different," Robin said.

"Yeah, but that week you were eating ice cream in the closet," Raven said.

"I do that when I'm sad," Robin said.

"And you locked in your room for three days," Beast Boy said.

"I do that when I'm depressed, too," Robin said.

"You ignored our worried questions," Starfire said.

"I do that a lot," Robin said.

"You almost jumped off the roof," Cyborg said.

Robin laughed and smiled. "I did that a lot, too."

"And how did Robin end up wrapped in a blanket?" Bumblebee asked.

"We called Kid Flash because Robin wasn't listening to us," Raven said.

"He showed up with a blanket and started wrapping Robin up like a burrito," Starfire said.

"Then he threw him over his shoulder and carried him away," Beast Boy said.

"What did you do, by the way?" Cyborg asked.

"Go to the mansion for Alfred's cookies and hugs from Batdad," Kid Flash said.

"Why can't my children be normal?" Bruce lamented.

"Brotherly bonding by killing someone," Aquald said.

"They could play Cluedo, but no, they choose to kill someone," Speedy said.

"Obviously," Dick and Jason said simultaneously.

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"Yes, I'm aware of that fact," Batman said.

"Is that normal, or?" Superman asked.

"With them, everything is normal, even the unusual," Batman said.

"F," Robin said.

"Too bad," Alfred said.

"Too bad," Selina said.

"Where did you come from?" Bruce said.

"From the outside world a second ago," Selina said, pointing to the door leading outside.

Robin kissed him. "You're so nice."

"Only the best for the best," Kid Flash said, looking into Robin's eyes.

"You got a pass, but only one," Batman said, making Kid Flash smile.

"Stupid idiot," Speedy said.

"He's an asshole," Aqualad said.

"You missed the point," Batman said, shaking his head.

Wally pouted sadly.

Robin slapped his forehead. "I'm dating an idiot."

"I told you so," Jason said with a grin.

"I warned you," Batman said.

"Now that's a committed city," Kid Flash said.

"Those inhabitants seem sweet," Robin said with a smile.

"How nice," Starfire said.

"What good people," Beast Boy said.

Robin started laughing like an idiot.

"I knew you were a chicken thief," Jason accused.

The young man lunged at his older brother, but Dick used his body to lift him up and dodge his attempts to scratch him while continuing to laugh.

"He showed up at my house at 4 in the morning," Kid Flash said.

"You came anyway," Dick said with a smile, throwing Jason into his father's arms. He grabbed him easily and hugged him, leaving the boy with a grumpy expression.

"Lol, we're still married," Robin said, laughing.

"Of course. Only death can separate us, darling," Kid Flash said, kissing the boy.

"How gay," Cyborg said.

"Why is that always the response to our displays of affection?" Robin asked, puzzled.

"Because you are," Beast Boy said.

"And the author has nothing else to say," Jinx said.

"Awww," Starfire said.

"He's a concerned boyfriend. How cute," Jinx said.

"Gross," Terra said.

"Shut up," Raven said.

"It's good that He's forcing him to eat," Rose said.

Kid Flash rolled his eyes at the girls' comments and kissed his boyfriend's forehead. "Did you eat today?"

"Yeah, don't worry. I grabbed something before I showed up here." Robin said with a smile.

"That's a great coming out," Veloz said, laughing.

"It really is," Robin said, laughing.

"That's true, bitch," Jason said, sticking his tongue out at him

Dick gave him the finger.

"Are you fighting over food?" Cyborg asked.

"They were Alfred's cookies," Jason said.

"They're the best," Dick said.

"Thanks, Master Richard," Alfred said.

"You're welcome," Dick said with a smile.

"Lol," Robin said.

"Barry!" Iris said, frowning at her husband.

"What? I knew he was at Robin's house, so I didn't have to worry," Barry said.

"Starving," Hal said to Barry.

"Always, disadvantages of having super speed," Barry said.

"He's really worried, you can see" Superman said.

"I got it for the record," Dick said with a proud smile on his face.

"You guys are so weird," Raven said.

"You'll get used to this family," Robin replied.

"I'm sure you're a bunch of hate," Dick said, smiling at his little brother.

Jason stuck his tongue out at him.

Bruce pulled Dick into a hug. "Champ, you know I wouldn't abandon you, right?"

"It was the early years, obviously I was scared," Dick said.

Bruce hugged him. "Never. Even when we don't talk, I'll still be here for you. You're my son, and I don't abandon that."

"Thanks, Dad," Dick said.

"You're welcome, dear" Bruce said.

"You're not content with much, my son," Bruce said, frowning at the screen.

Jason shrugged. "I was young."

"Shit, stupidity increases" was Batman's only comment as the two speedsters glared at him.

Robin punched Speedy.

"It was worth it," Speedy said, still on the ground.

Robin jumped to kill him but was grabbed by Kid Flash.

"Honey, what's done is done" Kid Flash said.

"Let me go, I'm going to kill him," Robin said.

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Kid Flash held Robin in a hug while Roy had been taken by Maria to have the damage to his face fixed.

Kid Flash kissed his boyfriend's forehead lovingly, and Robin looked at the audience as if he were a scolded kitten in his human's arms.

"Well, stop overthinking," Kid Flash said with a smile.

"Well, that's it?" Robin said, looking at his boyfriend.

"Well, that's it," Kid Flash said, nodding his head.

"What a disgusting person you are," Robin said.

"Just for you," Kid Flash said, giving him another kiss on the forehead.

Robin frowned at him, and Wally kissed the bad energy away.

Robin blinked, not expecting a kiss on the lips, but he let himself melt in his boyfriend's arms after that.

Robin pouted in his boyfriend's arms.

"You better start understanding it" Kid Flash whispered to him

Robin began to play with the older man's fingers and his gaze met his "I know, now I know. Little by little, thanks for waiting."

"Anytime, darling," Kid Flash said with a proud smile.

"Weren't you at school?" Bruce asked, confused.

"I asked for a bathroom pass," Dick said.

"You pretended to go to the bathroom just to hug your boyfriend?" Jason asked.

"Yeah," Dick shrugged.

"No idea. I thought highly of me at that time" Robin shrugged.

"So let it continue like this" Kid Flash said with a smile.

"Did you kill anyone?" Jason asked, confused.

"No, I just threw the Titans into the Pacific Ocean with anti-power collars," Kid Flash said.

"A," Jason said.

"And how did they get back?" Terra asked.

"I left Raven with hers" Kid Flash said. "I wanted to scold them, not kill them."

"It always works to put me to sleep," Robin said.

"I'm an expert at helping you with that," Kid Flash said with a grin.

"Besides, I chose to go out with you. I knew what I was getting into," Kid Flash said.

"More like your lovelorn blindness kept you from seeing reality, so you just went with it," Speedy said.

"Man, you're back," Kid Flash said with a smile.

"That kid hits hard," Roy said.

"You deserved it," Robin said.

"Are you sure you're both not crazy?" Bruce asked.

"We have no idea" they both said.

"Well, at least they understand each other" Jason said.

"How cute," everyone said.

"Now that's an interesting family," Aqualad said.

"So," Bumblebee said.

"I'm sure they're hard to handle," Beast Boy said.

"Surely," Raven confirmed.

Robin started laughing and Slade glared at the boy, who gave him the middle finger.

Kid Flash talking about Robin:

"Shit. Well, what can you do?" Robin said.

"You accept that quickly," Cyborg said.

"There's nothing you can do about a speedster who likes to annoy you, except break his legs when he bothers you enough," Robin said.

"Do you have a sixth sense for Kid Flash?" Beast Boy asked.

"If that's enough of a threat, yes," Robin said.

Kid Flash smiled as if nothing were wrong with the world.

"Obviously it's a hobby, what are you talking about?" Robin said with a dangerous smile.

"I'm scared," Kid Flash said.

"As you should," Robin said with a satisfied smile.

"Yes," Kid Flash said.

"The usual. The typical," Speedy said, tired of both of them.

Batman: *:0 looks offended*

"Professional haters," Roy and Wally said, sunglasses on their faces.

"Where did you get the sunglasses?" Beast Boy asked.

"Black magic," Cyborg said.

"Awww, that's why you're my friends," Robin said happily.

"Because we beat up your dad?" Roy said.

"Exactly," Robin said.

"Did you go to a paintball game or something?" Aqualad asked.

"No, paint balloons" Robin said.

"There were no guns involved, but there were a lot of traps," Beast Boy said.

"And laughter," Cyborg said.

"And a lot of paint," Starfire said.

"There was so much it even got in my eyes," Raven said.

"What a great afternoon we had there" said Bumblebee.

"Robin was on Kid Flash's shoulders for half the time," said Aqualad.

"I didn't feel like walking," said Robin.

"I don't know how your butt didn't hurt after that," said Speedy.

"Girls' night," the four said.

"Cool Just Dance," Cyborg said.

"Nice moves," Beast Boy said.

"Imagine finding them in the middle of the street at night," said Speedy.

"That's scary," said Aqualad.

"Monopoly night," Dick said with a grin.

"Oh god, that brings so many fights and broken tables," Bruce said, putting his hands to his face in resignation.

"Why haven't we banned that game yet?" Alfred asked.

"Because for the first half hour, Bruce is too happy to have us sitting peacefully at a table," Jason said.

"Then comes the bloodbath," Dick said, smiling.

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"Can someone explain to me why, in all the Birdflash fanfics (Wattpad) I read in the Teen Titans Go, Kid Flash is a hormonal piece of shit who only wants to fuck Robin?" Maria said, grabbing her hair.

"I swear there isn't a single decent one where Robin is treated like a normal human being, he just wants to fuck him" Maria complained.

"How hard is it to write a good Wally?" the girl asked.

"I literally started writing Wally the way I do just to counteract all the hormonal stuff. It's like when I wrote a T/N x Ash Ketchum with a decent Serena because everyone i read the girl acted like a psychopath" Maria explained.

"What am I doing with my life?" the author wondered.

"I think she's gone crazy" Jinx said.

"Shut up, i might erase you from this story" Maria said.

"Would it be wrong if I wanted to erase myself from this story?" Kid Flash asked

"Yes" Robin replied

"Write decent Kid Flash" the girl said before freaking out and exploding

Inside story

"You're so comfortable," said Speedy.

"Yeah" said Jason, not seeing anything wrong with the photo.

"Babs has been in the family for a long time. She'd be a sister if she didn't already have parents" said Dick

"Dick, what are you doing as a third wheel?" Speedy said.

Dick shrugged "It was Garth who hooked up. I was out with Rachel"

"Well, it's not my fault. I wanted to spend time with my crush" Aqualad said

"Then ask her out" Robin said

"The son of a bitch wants to kick me out" Beast Boy said sadly

"We put up with your golden retriever boyfriend. You can't kick Beast Boy out" Starfire said

Robin laughed "You're right"

"Hey!" Kid Flash said angrily, gently shoving him "What a bitch you are"

"Just for you" Robin said, laughing at him.

Kid Flash pouted and crossed his arms.

"But you guys have to start cleaning up the mess you leave behind. That goes for Silkie too, Star. And for all the mess you make with your animals, Beast Boy" Robin said

"We'll try to be cleaner" Starfire and Beast Boy said

"You set my ship on fire" Batman said

"You let your brothers drown" Superman said

Robin shrugged "The picture isn't about them"

"Double-handed shame," Dick said.

"Disgusting," Jason said.

"Even though I show you affection, you still complain," Bruce said, arms crossed.

"Life has taken me on worse paths" said Robin

"Dude" said Speedy

"No, Robin" said Batman

"Robin, yes. You make good money" said Robin

"YOU'RE RICH" said Kid Flash

"Well, at least everyone got a hug" Harley said, looking on the bright side

"So much aggressive love" Flash said

"Why do my children have civil conversations with villains?" Batman asked.

"Because you decided it was a good idea to make us vigilantes," Jason said.

"And kicking people gets boring after a while. It's more fun to gossip," Dick said.

"He'll silence him" Aqualad said.

"That's Robin's power, silencing Kid Flash" Speedy said.

"Either with punches or kisses" Bumblebee said.

"Lol, we're pros" Robin said

"Damn reincarnated soulmates" Bruce said.

"Always in every world except canon" Wally said, kissing Dick's hand.

"Bro" Beast Boy said

The whole room started laughing as Roy was bullied

"I drove him crazy that day" Robin said, amused.

"It wasn't normal behavior for you back then" Kid Flash said.

"Fuck you" Robin replied.

"So much love" Harley Quinn said.

"Always" they both said with identical smiles.

"We look so handsome" Robin said

"That's always the case, love" Kid Flash said

"They really do look cool" Jason said

"Yeah" Cyborg said

"Aww," everyone said

"How cute" Robin said

"A little more and it looks like he's copying them on a printer" said Superman

"All dark-haired, blue-eyed" said Wonder Woman

"Why is he so adorable?" Roy asked, dying of tenderness

"Because he was a very cheerful child" Richard said

"Did the cake taste good at least?" Starfire asked

"Yeah" Robin said

"It was worth the mess in the kitchen" Jason laughed

"Every time you play, this happens" Bruce said tiredly

"I'm older, I'll keep it" Dick said

"That's not a valid reason" Jason said

"Yes, it is" Dick said

"It isn't" Jason said

"Yes, it is" Dick said

"It isn't" Jason said

"Kids, please" Bruce said, sighing as the others laughed in amusement

"We look good" said Dick

"Yes" said Jason

"Absolutely" said Wally

"So much so" said Roy

Chapter Text

(Kid Flash, the one with green eyes, and Robin, the one with short hair)

"So that's where my stuff went," Robin said thoughtfully.

"Fuck, you almost had him," Speedy said.

"The son of a bitch chickened out," Aqualad said.

"Both of their eyes were shining," Bumblebee said.

(Midoriya = Robin, Denki = Beast Boy, Kirishima = Cyborg, Bakugo = Kid Flash, Uraraka = Starfire, Todoroki = Raven, Mina = Bumblebee)

"And then you wonder why I wanted him as an apprentice?" Slade said.

"Shut up," Batman told him. "Look at my baby using the techniques I taught him."

"Now I remember why he's the leader," Raven said.

"Sometimes you scare me," Beast Boy said.

"Deserved it," Robin said.

(Kid flash=Sonic)

"Sexy," Robin said simply.

"Gay," Speedy replied.

"Your mother is gay," Robin replied.

"Amazing," Cyborg said.

(Roy = The red-haired one, Bumblebee = The girl with star-shaped glasses, Robin = The blonde with pink highlights, Kid Flash = The black-haired one.)

0:08 "Bro, they shut him up," Beast Boy said.

"Lol, he rejected him in front of everyone," Cyborg said.

"That's probably why he rejected him. Robin doesn't like crowds looking at him judgmentally, and someone confessing to you in public is exactly that," Starfire said.

0:42 "Worse than Robin," Aqualad said.

"They deserved it," Kid Flash said.

0:58 "You don't give up, do you?" Batman said.

"No, sir," Kid Flash said with a smile.

1:55 "Did you go out drinking together?" Flash asked.

"Yes," Robin and Kid Flash said simultaneously.

2:33 "You were listening," Kid Flash said indignantly.

Robin laughed. "Honey, I drink frequently. You didn't think I was that bad at holding my drink, did you?"

"Robin," Batman said.

"Sorry, pa," Robin said with an apologetic smile.

3:13 "Lol, I didn't expect that," Harley said, amused.

3:30 "Oops, Robin, you're daring," Posey Ivy said.

"Lesbians," Robin replied to both of them.

3:47 "He even made him nervous," Speedy said.

(Starfire = The red-haired girl, Robin = The boy with glasses, Raven = The blue-haired girl, Kid Flash = The blond boy)

"Oops," Robin and Starfire said simultaneously. "Sorry."

"It's in the past," Raven said.

"Don't worry," Kid Flash said.

(The blue-haired boy, the brown-haired girl)

"It was the exact relationship they had before they hooked up the second time" Roy said

"He insisted so much that he got it" Cyborg said

"I raised an idiot" Barry said.

"Barry!" Iris said, slapping him on the back of the head.

"He's kind of right" Robin said "Sometimes he is an idiot"

(Blaise=Roy, Ron=Jason, Draco=Kid Flash, Harry=Robin)

"They're the least jealous" Bumblebee said, laughing.

"I just asked them to find normal partners" Batman said, shaking his head

"That doesn't work in this family" Jason said

(Robin = the girl posing)

0:10 "I love how the whole class is hysterical," Terra said, amused.

0:18 "THAT'S MY MAN," Kid Flash said with a smile, making Robin blush.

"And now the whole class is cheering for him," Terra said.

(Roy = The red-haired one, Raven = The blonde girl, Robin = The blonde with pink highlights, Kid Flash = The black-haired one)

0:27 "Should I give him a medal for putting up with my son?" Bruce wondered aloud.

Jason laughed while Dick looked offended at his father, and Wally nodded.

1:05 "If he's not scared of the bird's creepy laugh, nothing will scare him" Harley said.

Robin smiled amusedly.

1:18 "Fuck, what a tone, babe" Beast Boy said.

1:34 The Titans laughed at their leader's joke.

1:44 "He'll get him right there without breaking a sweat" Aqualad said.

"Even if it doesn't look like it, I'm strong, Garth" Robin said with a smile.

(Beast Boy = the one with the bear hood, Cyborg = the one with a mushroom, Robin = the one with two-colored eyes, Robin's father = the one with red glasses and brown hair.)

"Oh, so they were from there" Beast Boy said in a solemn voice

"That's why they were so beautiful" Cyborg said, wiping the oil from one of his eyes "Because they were your dad's songs"

"Yeah" Robin said softly

(Aizawa = Bruce, Izuku = Richard, Midnight = Clark)

"My favorite uncle just insulted me" Robin said, glaring at Superman.

"I just said you looked like your dad" Clark said.

"Dad's ugly" Jason said.

"Exactly" Dick said.

"I'm literally the most eligible bachelor in the world" Bruce said.

"Shut up, I don't care" Dick said, glaring at Bruce.

(Bakugo = Kid Flash, Izuku = Robin)

"My classmates were gossiping the rest of the week" said Kid Flash

"Well, it's not every day that Dick Grayson goes to a commoner's school to give him roses" Robin said, amused.

"You're mean" said Kid Flash, pouting at him.

"And you're beautiful" said Robin before kissing him.

(The one with white hair = Kid Flash, the one with blue hair = Robin, the one with brown hair = Speedy, the girl with white hair = Starfire)

0:06 "The guy is delirious" Bumblebee said

"He always is" Robin said

0:25 "Did he just steal Starfire's tulips?" Cyborg asked

0:30 "Just to give them to Robin" Beast Boy said

"And he still doesn't forgive him" Aquald said

(The blonde girl = Robin, the boy with heterochromatic eyes = Kid Flash)

0:06 "Bro, nobody expected that" Aqualad said

"Not a soul" Speedy corroborated

"He blushed and everything" Beast Boy said

0:10 "Fuck the kid" Rose said

0:27 "Bro, they kiss every chance they get" Beast Boy said

(The black-haired boy = Kid Flash, the black-haired girl = Robin)

"How the hell did he do that?" everyone in the room wondered, except for Robin and Kid Flash, who knew the other had used his super speed to cheat.

(Jason = the black-haired girl, Wally = a brunette with orange glasses, Richard = the girl with a hat and piercings, Roy = the white-haired girl)

"A lot has happened here in just a few minutes" said Superman

"We're all Wally at 0:17" said Bumblebee

"I can't help being beautiful" said Robin shrugging

"I hope you weren't fucking in my mansion" said Bruce

"We did it on your desk just to spite you" replied Roy with a smile

(Richard = the girl with light eyes and brown hair)

"He's not wrong" Jinx said

0:16 "Lol, Wally was panicking" said Bumblebee.

"It was the first time he smiled at one of my pick-up lines" said Kid Flash

"Quite an unexpected event" said Speedy

(Aizawa = Batman, Eri = Robin, the class = the Justice League)

0:27 "Hahaha, totally, I don't give a damn about your reputation, fuck you" Robin said, amused

1:24 "Batdad showing off his proudest face" Superman said

"Oh, I remember that day like it was yesterday" Wonder Woman said

"Because it was yesterday" Barry said.

"No, yesterday Robin climbed onto his dad's shoulders and started playing with the bat ears on his cape" Superman said

(Bruce = the one with a necklace, Richard = the black-haired man with blue eyes, Tim = the blond one, Jason = the black-haired man with yellow eyes)

"Richard," Bruce said.

"Shut up. You're the one who forced me to babysit when I told you I was busy organizing a wedding and an anniversary" Robin said

"Whose wedding was it?" Raven asked

"Harley and Ivy" Robin said

"Why were you organizing it?" Cyborg asked

"Because he's our nephew" Harley said

"And he's surprisingly good at organizing weddings" Ivy said

(CC=Jason, Elizabeth=Tim, Michael=Richard, Clara=Bruce, William=Superman)

0:37 "Your family is chaotic" said the Joker

"Don't tell me, I didn't know that" said Batman

(CC=Tim, Elizabeth=Damian, Michael=Jason)

1:11 "Why would it comfort him that you both died?" Roy said

"And I don't know, don't ask me. I was about to drink some mysterious alcohol that appeared in the kitchen. It was obvious I wasn't in my right mind" Jason said, arms crossed

(The one in red = Kid Flash, the one with wings = Robin, the one in blue = Beast Boy, the one in the purple hoodie = Cyborg, the half-wolf boy = Aqualad, the boy in dark blue = Starfire, the boy with horns = Raven, the one in white = Speedy)

"And these are the heroes of the future?" Wonder Woman asked, looking at the screen

"We all came out unharmed" Robin said, shrugging

(The black-haired girl = Robin, the brown-haired boy = Jason, the brown-haired girl = Starfire, the pink-haired girl = Aqualad, the final trio = Wally, Raven, and Roy)

"Normal" said Cyborg

"All superheroes are crazy" said Beast Boy

"I don't know what surprises you, Uncle Clark. I've been doing this for a long time" Robin said

"You should have seen Commissioner Gordon's face the first time he jumped off a building and landed unharmed" Batman said, laughing

(Izuku=Aqualad, Todoroki=Wally, William=Roy)

Robin laughed amused by his friends' idiocies

"A tremendous shame, how sad, he'll be missed" Richard said

"But I'm here" the Joker said.

A knife shot out at his throat, leaving him to choke on the floor.

"A tremendous shame, how sad" Richard said.

"It's a shame we didn't get there in time to stop him from being shot" Harley said as she emptied a cartridge into the Joker's body

"What a shame, how sad" Jason said

Bruce looked at the author, and she shook her head before giving him the middle finger.

The Joker would be dead. Even the author didn't like him, even though she hadn't read much about DC.

(izuku=robin, bakugo=kid flash, aizawa=bruce)

0:06 "Your husband beat you" Beast Boy said, laughing.

0:15 "Like the good manipulator he is, manipulating Bats through tears and puppy dog ​​eyes" Jason said, amused

0:27 "And the son of a bitch goes along with him" Barry said, amused

(Aizawa = Batman, Izuku = Robin)

"Oh yeah, Bat is protective of his children. I still remember when he sent a guy to the hospital for kidnapping me in the middle of a patrol car" Jason said

"I think he got into a fight with the king of hell himself when some demons kidnapped me once" Richard said

Batman glared at everyone with poisonous eyes, but conveyed the message "If you hurt my children, you'll have to deal with me"

(Robin and his parents)

"Do you still have the violin?" Bumblebee asked

"Yes, in the closet" Robin said

(The one with white hair = Dick, the one with red hair = Wally)

0:08 "For a moment there, I thought he abandoned me," Kid Flash said.

0:10 "I was just getting a running start," Robin said with a smile.

(Present mic=superman, aizawa=bruce, midnight=wonder woman, izuku=robin)

0:24 "But you're rich" Jason said

"Alfred said I spoiled Richard too much and that I should slow down on his Christmas gifts" Bruce said

"That makes more sense" Richard said

0:38 "Robin wasn't having it" Beast Boy said, laughing

1:00 "Hahaha, you devoured Robin" Cyborg said

1:56 "That's why Santa hates you" Raven said

"Collateral damage" Robin said, shrugging

(The one with red hair = Kid Flash, the one with brown hair and glasses = Robin, the two in the back = Beast Boy and Cyborg)

"And then they wonder why they irritate me so much" Robin said, glaring at the screen.

"I think he's thrown us out the window more times than Kid Flash" Beast Boy said

"That's a record" Speedy said

(The one who surprises = Jason, Dick = the one who has a birthday)

"How beautiful" they all said, moved

"He deserved it" Robin said

"Totally" Harley said

"Well done, big brother" Jason said with a smile

(Starfire and Robin)

"My boy is so beautiful" said Kid Flash

"Me, always" said Robin

(The girl = Jason, the redhead = Roy, the black-haired one = Dick)

"Que lindos" Dijo Harley arrullandolos

(Bakugo=kid flash, izuku=robin)

0:03 "Fuck, he drank a lot. A speedster doesn't get drunk easily" Barry said

"We had special drinks" Bumblebee said

0:11 "Oh my god, he drank so much he doesn't even recognize his boyfriend" Jason said, laughing.

0:28 "He's allergic to water, he says, hahaha," Aqualad said, laughing.

1:50 "Even when he's drunk, he acts like a lovesick idiot" Bumblebee said.

(The girl = Robin, the boy = Kid Flash, the mother = Bruce, the friends = Speedy and Aqualad)

"What happened to these guys?" Barry asked

"Lovers' quarrel" Raven said

"Sons vs. father, sons win by a landslide" said Superman

Wonder Woman snickered as Batman repeatedly banged his head against the wall

(The one in the white jacket = Kid Flash, the other = Robin)

"Oh, so that's what happened," Robin said.

"See, I wasn't cheating to you" Kid Flash said, remembering the tremendous blow his boyfriend had given him that day

"Well, love, you telling me a girl had suddenly appeared and kissed you sounded a little strange" Robin said

(The one with blue highlights = Robin, the one with white highlights = Kid Flash)

"Did you forget about Valentine's Day, Robin?" Bumblebee asked.

Robin shrugged "The previous years, I didn't have anyone to spend it with, so it was just a day to watch movies at home"

(The black-haired boy = Robin, the green-eyed boy = Kid Flash, the girl = Starfire)

0:16 "Bro, he'll take him down" Cyborg said

0:27 "Well, he got his kiss" Beast Boy said

"Dude, you die" Robin said

"Yeah, it's my canon event" Kid Flash said

"Bitch" Robin said, hitting him.

Kid Flash laughed "Honey, don't worry, I'll revive later. You won't be without me for long"

(The black-haired one = Kid Flash, the white-haired one = Robin, mom = Bruce)

"Yes, I do" Robin said

"I get a monthly call from him insulting me and complaining. It's like therapy" Bruce said

(The black-haired one = Robin, the other one = Slade)

"Lol" Rose said

"XD" Terra said

"I can tell how much you love me" Slade said

"Shut up" the three of them told him

(The black-haired one = Kid Flash, the white-haired one = Robin)

"He was really angry" said Cyborg

"Her boyfriend was shit" said Robin

"He's right about that" said Kid Flash

(The blond one = Bruce, the black-haired one = Slade, the green-haired one = Jason, the white-haired one = Richard)

"Dad Bat in his protective mode" Jason and Dick said simultaneously, nodding their heads

(The pink one = Speedy, the brown-haired girl = Robin, the boy = Kid Flash)

"Well, he got them to get along for 5 minutes during their enemy phase" Aqualad said

"That's a record" Beast Boy said

(The red one = Robin, the blue one = Cyborg, the green one = Beast Boy, the pink one = Raven, the white one = Starfire, the black one = Kid Flash)

"He's literally the only one prepared out of all of you. You guys rely too much on your powers" Batman said

"He's scary when he gets into that mode" Beast Boy said

(Ethan = Robin, Michael = Kid Flash)

"Oh, how cute" Bumblebee said, his eyes sparkling

"How cute" Beast Boy said

"Adorable" Starfire said

(Lincoln = Robin, Lola and Lana = Beast Boy and Cyborg, Luna and Lynn = Starfire and Raven)

"No wonder he gets stressed out. He's the only one who cleans up after them" Bumblebee said

"We clean up...sometimes...once in a while" Beast Boy said

"Actually, we only clean up when Robin threatens us" Cyborg said

(The brown-haired girl = Speedy, the blue-haired girl = Aqualad, the purple-haired boy = Raven, the brown-haired boy = Beast Boy, the red-haired girl = Robin, the red-haired boy = Kid Flash)

"You guys drank too much" Starfire said

"That party was crazy" Bumblebee said

(The pink-haired girl = Starfire, the red-haired boy = Kid Flash, the black-haired boy with blue eyes = Robin)

"That was hot" Kid Flash said

"Yeah, we could tell by your blush in the video" Speedy said

(Robin = the blonde, Kid Flash = the white-haired one)

"How adorable" Robin said to Kid Flash before kissing him on the cheek and smiling at him

"Adorably restless" Iris sai

"ADHD and super speed" Barry said

(The pink-haired girl = Speedy, the brown-haired boy = Kid Flash, the blue-haired boy = Aqualad, the black-haired girl = Robin)

"What were you doing reporting the news?" Batman asked

"They didn't want to send reporters because of the hurricane" Speedy said

"We had to go find Garth later" Kid Flash said

"Roy almost killed him for sending Garth into the storm, and his justification was 'He's made of water, he can handle the rain' Robin said

(The girl with stars in her hair = Jason, The girl with the bouquet = Kid Flash, The boy with black hair = Robin)

"They left Robin dead on the grass," said Veloz.

"The mariachi enjoyed it," said Aquald.

(The girl = Kid Flash, the boy = speedy)

Dick and Jason shook their heads with the same pained expressions.

(The girl = Kid Flash, the boy = Robin)

"Should I be worried?" Barry asked

The three adults looked at the two boyfriends. They simply smiled happily while kissing Wally. The redhead looked at them with a cold expression in his green eyes before looking at Dick with pure love.

"I'd be more worried about someone trying to take my son from yours, Barry" Batman said

"And we're supposed to be the bad guys?" Gizmo asked

"Wow, your parents are cute, Robin" Starfire said

"Thanks, Star" Robin said with a smile

(The one with the blue scarf = Robin, the blonde = Kid Flash, the one with the afro = Slade, the one with black and green hair = Terra)

"Why is my son with Slade?" Batman asked

"Because he kidnapped me to be his apprentice, obviously" Robin said, as if it were the most normal response

(Michael = Robin, C.C. = Terra, Elizabeth = Rose)

"He was crazy, and he's still crazy" Robin said with a frown

"I want to hit him, I'm going to hit him" Kid Flash said

"Go crazy, honey" Robin said with a smile

In less than a second, Slade is on the ground, bleeding, with a teenager furiously beating him.

"Like I said, fear anyone who hurts Richard, not Wally" Batman said, smiling approvingly at his son-in-law.

"Why do you collect orphans with traumatic pasts?" Harley asked

"That, my dear friend, is a very good question to which I have no answer" Bruce said

(The blue-haired girl = Batman, the white-haired girl = Richard, the black-haired girl = Jason, the blonde girl = The Joker)

"The best part is that it happened at a time when we still didn't get along very well" Bruce said with a smile

"Only we can mess with Dad" Dick said

"And we had a score to settle with the clown" Jason said

(The blonde-haired girl = Richard, the white-haired girl = Roy, the black-haired boy = Wally)

"I told you you had to take better care of yourself, honey" said Kid Flash

"It was an important exam" said Robin

"Nothing is more important than your health, Robin" said Raven

"Tell that to my middle school student" said Robin

(The short-haired girl = barbarian, the long-haired girl = dick)

"What kind of friends did I let you have?" Bruce asked

"Some really crazy ones" Dick replied with a smile

(The brown-haired boy = Speedy, the black-haired boy = Jason, the black-haired girl = Raven, the pink-haired girl = Starfire, the blonde boy = Kid Flash, the black-haired boy = Robin, the red-haired boy = Aqualad, the green-haired boy = Terra, the brown-haired boy = Cyborg, the white-haired boy = Jinx)

"So many couples" Wonder Woman commented

"And so varied" Superman said

(The brown-haired girl = Beast Boy, the brown-haired boy = Kid Flash, the girl with a beret = Robin)

"Why were you in my room?" Robin asked

"To steal candy" Beast Boy said

"He's going to give him a terrible beating" Iris said

"It's probably well deserved" Barry said

(Brown-haired = Robin, William = Bruce, C.C. = Jason, Clara = Alfred, Elizabeth = Tim, Nathan = Wally)

0:03 "No, poor Jason" Starfire said

0:20 "He wouldn't let me sleep peacefully with Tim" Dick said angrily

0:32 "Weren't you millionaires?" Superman asked

"It was a general blackout" Robin said

1:02 "Now I understand why no one messes with Alfred" Wonder Woman said

1:21 "Did he just trade his father for ice cream?" Beast Boy asked

"Yes" Dick and Jason said simultaneously

1:36 "And then they wonder why I have trauma" Dick said

"Oh honey, you know that's not true, what I said, not about the trauma, trauma you have it" Bruce said

"Wow, thanks, dad" Dick said sarcastically

2:10 "Don't joke Robin" Cyborg said

"I don't know. It was a rich school, and I came from a circus" Robin said

2:26 "Sometimes I worry about you" Raven said

"Only sometimes?" Robin said, raising an eyebrow at her

"Honey, we've already talked about your suicidal tendencies" Kid Flash said

"No, actually, we didn't" Robin said

"Oh" Kid Flash said

"The author skipped the video where I killed myself, so we didn't do it" Robin said

"Aah" Kid Flash said

5:30 "he's going to hack my son" Barry said

"Actually, I had twitches from gymnastics, not sex" Robin said

(The one with blue hair = Robin, The one with white hair = Terra)

"He stole a cart just for that" Terra said

"Then I returned it later" Robin said

(Alix = Raven, Nathaniel = Robin, Marc = Kid Flash)

"Bro, Kid Flash appeared out of nowhere" Cyborg said

"It's his specialty" Robin said

(Odysseus = Kid Flash, Athena = Speedy, Penelope = Robin)

"Fuck, he sounds in love" Bumblebee said

"Because he is" Jason said

"And he won't shut up about it" Speedy said

(The redhead = Robin, the black-haired one = Kid Flash, the white-haired one = Bruce)

"Who told me to put a knife to my throat at home?" Robin said angrily

"ROBIN!" The Titans shouted angrily

"Save your screaming for when I die" Robin said

Kid Flash limped "You're not going to die anytime soon if I have a say in the matter"

(Robin = the one in the middle, Batman = the one in yellow, Slade = the one in black)

"They came to fight over me 😙" Robin said

"Bruce won and landed a giant punch on Slade" Jason said, remembering the story his older brother had told him about the event

(Odysseus = Kid Flash, Telemachus = Damian, Penelope = Robin)

"What disgusting creatures" Starfire said

"Men, or rather pigs" Raven said

"If you dare lay a single hand on my son, there will be no god who will forgive them" Batman said

"He deserved to die" Barry said, frowning at the screen

"Well done, Wally" Iris said, a dangerous look in her eyes and a smile on her face

"Thanks, Mom" Wally said with a dangerous smile

Robin grabbed him by the neck and kissed him "Thanks, and you're hot when you get protective"

"I'll take note honey" Wally said with a sunnier smile

(The one with purple hair = Robin, the one with blue hair = Kid Flash, the one with white hair = Speedy)

1:15 "Oh my god, you've known each other forever" said Cyborg

"Yes" said Robin

"Technically since we were 12" said Kid Flash

1:56 "I love how they're both losing it just for a kiss" said Bumblebee with a smile

(The yellow-haired boy = Robin, the black-haired one = Batman, the one with the Pikachu tail = Superman, the orange-haired one = Wonder Woman)

"They stole my son 😢" said Batman

"We returned him to you at night" said Wonder Woman

"And what I am a sea bream?" said Speedy angrily, and Robin and Kid Flash laughed in amusement

(The one with brown hair = Robin, the one with white hair = Slade)

"Oh, that's too bad, that was so slow" Robin said with a smug smile as Slade gave him the middle finger

(Richard and his brothers)

"They're worse than my team" Richard said

"Fuck you" Jason said with a smirk

(Kagami = Richard, the mother = Bruce)

"Honey" Bruce said

Robin looked up from where he was snuggled in his boyfriend's arms to look at his father

"Have I put so much pressure on you that you think I won't love you if you're not the best?" Bruce asked, sincerely shocked at having messed up so badly with his eldest son

"Sometimes..." Robin said

"Oh honey, I'm so sorry" Bruce said, approaching the young man

Robin melted into his father's arms

"You're important to me. It doesn't matter if you succeed or fail. You're my son, and I love you even if you're unemployed at forty and fall into depression" Bruce said

Richard laughed "What kind of example is that?"

"One that made you laugh" Bruce said with a smile

(Izuku=Robin)

"For those who want to know, the girl lived in a city dominated by metas, so the police ignored its citizens a bit since the superheroes could save them with so many of them" Robin said

The superheroes frowned

"I didn't know you could hack" Beast Boy said

"It's a useful skill, and I had some free time" Robin said

"Yeah, underestimate your skills, honey, you beat Batman at hacking. Don't underestimate yourself or underestimate your abilities" Kid Flash said

(Aizawa = Bruce, Todoroki = Jason, the girl = Robin)

Bruce kissed both children's foreheads and whispered "I hope you know you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world"

The two children smiled at him and whispered back "We know, Dad"

(Naruto=Robin, Sakura=Starfire, Sasuke=Kid Flash)

"That wasn't Wally" Bumblebee told him

"I got nervous" Kid Flash told him

"You're so stupid" Speedy told him

"He's such an asshole" Aqualad told him

(The red-haired boy = Kid Flash, the blue-haired girl = Robin)

"Even together, you two are still fighting" said Speedy

"That's the fun of life" said Robin

(The redhead = Kid Flash, the black-haired one = Robin)

"He even blames me for liking me" Robin said, arms crossed

"You're too precious for this world" Kid Flash said

"Disgusting" Jason said

(dazai=robin, yosano=terra, kouyou=raven, chuuya=kidflash, mori=slade, ranpo=rose, fukuzawa=batman)

"What a great video" Robin said

"Yes" Terra said with a smile

"But how many siblings do you have?" Raven asked

"A lot" Robin said

(The brown-haired one = Kid Flash, the blue-haired one = Swift, the blond one = Robin)

"Bro 💀" Rose said

"I didn't know at the time, okay?" Kid Flash justified himself.

(Shinsou=Jason, Izuku=Dick, Shigaraki=Terra, Batman=Aizawa)

"Were you late because of that?" Batman asked, puzzled

"It was a mountain of stuffed animals" Robin said

"Robin" Batman said

"It was a mountain of stuffed animals" Robin said

(The black-haired boy = Robin, the brown-haired boy = Kid Flash, the blonde girl = Blackfire, the girl with the pink streak = Starfire, the girl with purple hair = Raven)

0:39 "And the son of a bitch is leaving in the elevator" Speedy said, incredulous

0:46 "Did she just put her hand on his dick?" Starfire said

"Yes" Cyborg replied

0:50 "Isn't Blackfire supposed to be able to fly?" Beast Boy said

"Maybe she forgot" Raven said

0:57 "And the other one is still in the elevator" Aquald said

1:11 People started laughing

(The one with purple hair = Bruce, the one with blonde hair = Wally, the one with brown hair = Dick)

"So that's why you threw a box of condoms in my face that day" Dick said

"Protection is important" Bruce said

"It's not like we could get pregnant" Kid Flash said

"No, but you can still transmit sexually transmitted diseases" Barry said

"That makes sense" Wally said

(Brown-haired = Richard, black-haired = Jason)

"Aww, don't worry, Big Wing. You've already avenged my death twice and I'm still alive" Jason said

Richard pulled him into a hug anyway

(The red-haired one = Kid Flash, the brown-haired one with horns = Robin, the black-hatted one = Speedy, the blonde one = Raven, the black-haired one = Starfire)

"Well, he's a speedster for a reason" Aqualad said

"Now that's passion" Bumblebee said, impressed

(The long-haired brunette = Bruce, the short-haired brunette = Richard, the pink-jacketed one = Wally)

"Oh, so that's why I was so nervous" Batman said with a shit-eating grin

"Shut up" Robin said

(Bakugo = Kid Flash, Izuku = Robin, Uraraka = Raven, All Might = Batman)

"Oh, how cute" Starfire said

"I'm glad you were there for him" Bumblebee said

"Yes, it's important that he stop overexerting himself" Speedy said

"He needs to rest sometimes" Aquald said

(The black-haired one = Batman, the white-haired one = Robin Jason, the red-haired one = Robin Dick)

"Lol, I leave marks on everyone" Dick said, smiling

"That was like a few days after he gave me the suit" Jason said

"Oh, so that's why I got that drunk call from Bruce asking for forgiveness" Dick said

(The brunette = Robin, the brunette dressed in blue = Kid Flash, the blond dressed in green = Beast Boy, the redhead = Starfire, the black-haired girl = Raven, the two black-haired boys = Speedy and Aqualad, the redhead = Bumblebee, the robot = Cyborg, the other three who enter = Tim, Jason, Damian)

"How do you fit so many in your room?" Harley asked

"It was the one from the mansion" Dick said

"Alfred made the best breakfast I've ever had the next day" Starfire said

"It was very good" Aqualad said

"It was a good time with friends" Bumblebee said

(The brunette girl with horns = Robin, the brunette boy with horns = Jason, the white-haired one = Speedy, the one with the cross in his ear = Kid Flash)

"While some fight, others make love" Harley said amusedly

"From love to hate, there's only one step" Jinx said amusedly

"Even together, they don't stop insulting each other" Blood Brother said

"True enemies and lovers" Gizmo said.

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"But how many children do you have?" Wonder Woman asked.

"Many," Batman said.

"They barely fit in his hands," Superman said.

Dick smiled, and Jason frowned at him.

"No," Jason said.

"Jay," Dick said, grinning from ear to ear.

"No," Jason said, frowning and starting to get up to run away.

But the young boy couldn't get far because he was soon pulled to the ground by a bear hug from his older brother.

"I love you too, Jayland," Dick said, bombarding him with kisses.

Jason struggled, trying unsuccessfully to free himself from his older brother's grip, but soon gave up and just sighed, saying, "Disgusting, don't stop."

Robin laughed and continued covering his little brother's face with kisses.

Everyone smiled at the pair of brothers, touched by their brotherly love.

Robin smiled, still holding Jason in his arms. "What can I say? I'm one bad move away from becoming everyone's constant nightmare."

"Yeah, he's a little crazy," said Kid Flash, remembering all the times his boyfriend had gone on a frenzy.

"Absolutely," said the Titans, shuddering.

"That's why he's such a good apprentice," said Slade.

The villains of Gotham saw the boy's crystalline eyes and recognized the glint of madness in them alongside the protective gaze. They knew that this powerless boy would kill them all without hesitation and without fail if he had to protect one of his own or if he was having a truly awful day. They were going to have to be careful; he was small but lethal. Don't let his lack of powers and his cane with duct tape fool you. He's punched a speedster, he was Slade's apprentice, and he still has a smile on his face. He's one bad move away from killing them all without remorse. You'd better pray for your salvation because it's not coming.

Or rather, pray that the explosion doesn't catch you nearby when it happens.

"The son of a bitch is inviting himself," Robin said, arms crossed.

"That always" Kid Flash replied with a grin.

"You guys are so weird," said Speedy.

"Sometimes hitting each other like in the old days is therapeutic," said Robin with a grin.

"Confirmed," said Kid Flash.

"I don't know if I should start worrying about Kid Flash's masochism," said Bumblebee.

"I'd leave him as he is. He seems to like where he is," said Starfire.

"What can I say? It's true," Robin said, tossing his hair like a diva.

"No?" Robin pouted.

"No, but I'll put up with you anyway," Kid Flash said, kissing the young man's forehead.

"Well, it was weird that it hadn't happened before," Jason said.

"Yeah, he had to stop calling us 'boy' every time he forgot our names," Dick said.

"Oh, going blank because he couldn't tell if it was you or me," Jason said.

"How cute, they're carrying our things," Dick said with a smile.

"I have to admit, it's adorable," Jason said.

Bruce looked happily at the photograph, happy for his family, and discreetly took a picture of it with his phone. He also took a picture of his two current children smiling without them noticing.

"You masochist," said Speedy, giving his friend a light slap on the back of the head.

"He became a masochist ever since Robin started hitting him," said Bumblebee.

"Hahaha, actually I remember that," Robin said, amused.

"Did you send him an audio recording of yourself moaning?" Cyborg asked, puzzled.

Kid Flash nodded.

"How did we go from Wally moaning to Wally running to comfort his boyfriend in crisis?" Aqualad asked.

"Author's things" Jinx said.

"I have to admit, it's a very thoughtful and sweet gesture," Terra said.

"Moaning?" Beast Boy asked, confused.

"No, running to comfort his boyfriend when he was upset," Terra said.

"All it does is irritate me more," said Kid Flash, arms crossed.

"I know, that's why I do it," said Robin with a grin.

"That son of a bitch tried to gaslight me," said Kid Flash.

"I should have erased his memory," said Robin, frowning.

"You should have deleted the chat and then gaslighted him," Raven told him.

"That too," said Robin.

"Don't give him any ideas," Kid Flash told Raven.

"You have some really weird fetishes," Robin told her boyfriend.

"I call you handsome and this is how you answer me?" Kid Flash said, arms crossed.

"I'm naturally beautiful. The fact that you like being hit is another matter," Robin said.

"Yes," Robin said with a smile.

"But you're already rich," said Speedy.

"You can never have too much money," Robin replied.

"Hahaha, literally," Robin said, amused.

"He's definitely cheating on you," Terra said.

"Totally," Robin said.

"What do we need men for?" Jinx sighed.

"Always the same, not a single good one," Rose said.

Cyborg, Kid Flash, and Beast Boy glared at their partners, offended, while Starfire and Raven nodded in agreement.

Robin's cane appeared in the room and was used to hit Kid Flash on the head.

"Pervert," Robin said.

"Painful, but true," Kid Flash said with a smile despite being on the ground with a concussion.

"He never changes," Speedy said, shaking his head.

Kid Flash began to feel a dark aura around him and panicked when he saw Batman.

The speedster boy was swallowed by the confines of the cape, and after screams of torture were heard, the young redhead reappeared with a traumatized look.

"Your dad scares me," Kid Flash said, grabbing Robin to hug him while trembling.

"A lot of people say that. Stop being a jerk, and maybe you'll be better off," Robin said, patting him on the head.

"I'm going to hit him again," Batman said.

"Dad," Robin said reproachfully.

Wally continued hugging his boyfriend as he calmed down after suffering a traumatic beating, but he lifted his head from the shorter man's shoulder to look at the scene and smiled.

The redhead kissed the boy's cheek and whispered in his ear, "I love you so much."

Robin smiled and said, "I love you too, sweetheart."