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1. Protocol problems & other disasters by SpiderGwenX

   Fandoms: VALORANT (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   17 Aug 2025

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   • Phoenix/Yoru (VALORANT)
   • Killjoy/Raze (VALORANT)
   • Jett/Sage (VALORANT)
   • Deadlock/Fade (VALORANT)
   • Gekko & Neon (VALORANT)
   • Clove/Iso (VALORANT)
   • Yoru (VALORANT)
   • Sage (VALORANT)
   • Phoenix (VALORANT)
   • Jett (VALORANT)
   • Deadlock (VALORANT)
   • Fade (VALORANT)
   • Gekko (VALORANT)
   • Iso (VALORANT)
   • Raze (VALORANT)
   • Killjoy (VALORANT)
   • Brimstone (VALORANT)
   • Clove (VALORANT)
   • Sova (VALORANT)
   • Kayo
   • Team as Family
   • Fluff
   • Romance
   • Romantic Friendship
   • Microwaves
   • Friendship
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Phoenix Loves Yoru (VALORANT)
   • Clueless Yoru (VALORANT)
   • Yoru Loves Phoenix (VALORANT)
   • Mentioned Raze (VALORANT)
   • Mentioned Killjoy (VALORANT)
   • Mentioned Fade (VALORANT)
   • Mentioned Sova (VALORANT)
   • Mentioned Brimstone (VALORANT)
   • Parental Brimstone (VALORANT)
   • Chaos
   • Crushes
   • Funny
   • Oblivious
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Denial
   • Mutual Pining
   • Soft Yoru (VALORANT)
   • Found Family
   • Bad Flirting
   • Awkward Flirting
   • Slow Burn
   • Canon Queer Relationship
   • Queer Character
   • Queer Themes
   • Canon Queer Character
   • Awkward Romance
   • Pride Parades
   • Pride
   • Gay Panic
   • Gay
   • Canon Lesbian Relationship
   • Lesbian Character
   • Canon Lesbian Character
   • LGBTQ Female Character
   • LGBTQ Character
   • Canon LGBTQ Character
   • Canon LGBTQ Female Character

   Summary

   When the Valorant agents get together in a group chat created by Raze to vent about their missions and microwaved eggs, things quickly spiral into hilarious drama, accidental flirting, and some very pointed roasting.

   Language:

   English

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