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Blue lock chatfic 🧍‍♂️ (do not try at home! )(gone wrong) (GONE SEXUAL?!)

Summary:

a blue lock chatfic where i have really bad humor (school au)

Notes:

This is my first time writing like anything so im really sorry if my humor sucks 💔💔
but my humor does suck anyway LMAO

uhhhhhhhh this is fanon btw haha..

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

*Ego Jinpachi has created a groupchat*

*Ego Jinpachi added 23 members*

*Ego Jinpachi has names this groupchat diamonds in the rough*

Isagi: p
hi

*Ego Jinpachi has made 1 person admin*

Ego: add whoever you like, make whoever you like admin so and so, dont remove me so i can supervise this group

*Ego Jinpachi has gone offline*

Chigri: WHY IS ISAGI THE ADMIN?

Isagi: lmao sucks to suck ig

reo: like how he was sucking kunigmai8syfbey8f7*^ftyvcc7SA897T9A6eFa

isagi: what the fuck!

bachira: why did i see chigiri jumping reo at the cafeteria 💔😭

chigiri: nothing lmao....

*Kunigami has left the groupchat*

chigiri: WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THAT

*Chigiri has added 1 person to the group chat*

bachira:i remember when one of the uh foreign students came up to me and they wanted to talk
but like I wasn't wearing my translator
so i had NO idea what he was saying
he did look really nice thoughm

niko: what did he look like
i met one of the foreign students and they seemed really interested in me 😭

bachira: had had like, an ahoge like hiori? blonde hair and a little fang
he also spoke french i think

niko: ohh his name was charles
i really like him, he knows all my interests
and so like we talked about pokemon
banana fish
madoka magica
jjk
literally anything anime related
or manga
tbh i dont really think that matters like
whatever, he said my bangs looked cute
no one EVER says that
HE ALSO SAID HE KNEW VOCALOID
LIKE THATS CRAZY
he said his favourite was len, because he said he looked like him
i didnt really see the resemblance but whatever makes him happy

Hiori: niko....

niko: ....

*[Niko has deleted 14 messages]*

Niko: my bad chat

shidou: he's down BAD
Me for that one guy named SAE ITOSHI

Sae: ....

Rin: ....
hey stop copying me

sae: ho i said it first??

rin: i planned to say it first though

isagi: why is sae in here anyway, he doesnt go to our school nymore

rin: agreed someone should kick him

shidou: NO WE WILL NOT KILL SAE ITOSHI
?? why'd i say kill
NO WE SHALL NOT KICK MY GLORIOUS KING SAEEEEE
both meanings mean the same thing anyway lol

Niko: and you say im down bad 💔💔

nanase: what does down bad mean?

rin: nothing.

nanase: oh
okay!

hiori: he's really innocent, i could never 💔

isagi: tbh i don't think any of us could

kurona; even me, me

bachira KURONAAAAAA

Kurona: hihi!

*diamonds in the rough*

otoya: OMG WHO IS BLASTING WHAT IS LOVE BY TWICE??

Reo: sorry

otoya: NO YOU DONT HAVE TO BEEE, LET ME JOIN

Reo: sure 😭😭
this is like the first time someone wanted to sing w me

chigiri: yeah because yours singing sounds terrible

reo: just like your moans smh

nagi: what

chigiri: REO??

Bachira: omg i used to listen to that song once

otoya: coming to your dorm

bachira: and like i always sang it in the halls in middle school, i think people found it annoying
BUT i kid you not i learnt all the lyrics, even the korean ones

otoya: real i learnt like most of the english because i found that song a week ago but yk
the biggest twice fan you'll ever SEE 💪💪

Bachira: I'M GONNA WRITE THE LYRICS WHILE YOU SING
I literally love that song omg
i wanna know know know know (WHAT IS LOVE?)
What is love? Will love come to me someday?⤵
언젠간 나에게도 사랑이 올까?
Just imagining this now⤵
지금 이런 상상만으로도

isagi: sigh....

bachira: i legit CANT type on my korean keyboard and keep up with the lyrics
sorry gang

barou: hey just and idea (not an idea you should all do it) WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST GO TO SLEEP.

Karasu: fr

otoya: ong TABI??

Karasu: hi. i realized you weren't in bed to i went onto my phone and so on
i found this gc so

yukimiya: sighhghghgh

Karasu: OH YEAH YUKKI CAME HERE TO MEET US

Otoya: okay wow yukki why didn't you tell me, i would have just screamed along with the lyrics in my dorm sitting next to yalls

yukimiya: surprises dont exist ig 💔
also i wouldnt want that
i would have left straight away

karasu: hate to agree 😭

reo: ok but otoya's singing eats

karasu: its not his singing, his singings awesome
its the way he shouts really loud when singing ANY twice song

yukimiya: obsessed ass 🤷🏻‍♂️

otoya:💔

*shidou is typing*

Sae: don't

shidou: i wasn't gonna type nothing

*diamonds in the rough*
*5:43am*
*Shidou has added 1 user*

Shidou: evil gang 😈

Charles: evil gang😈

*diamonds in the rough*
*9:56am*

Niko: JKSFDBJKFGLJUGIULGHUIG
thank you shidou d

*Niko has deleted one message*

Isagi: this is lowkey the first time i saw someone say thank you to shidou
apart from when he gave sae a grape soda
why grape anyway

shidou: grape is actually really good smh 🙄

Sae:grape SOLOS

rin:.... real

bachira: gasp, screenshotted
guys what do you think @hiori would taste like

hiori: what.

isagi: i think he'd taste like bluebrry
idk its the vibes

otoya: i lowkey think he would taste like those blue flavoured ice pops

karasu: blue isnt a flavour...

otoya: shhhh.

niko:🤤
he'd taste like artificial blue food colouring

bachira: i thought he'd just taste like strawberries

hiori: i onc e had a boyfriend and because i put on blueberry smelling cologne he said i'd taste like blueberries

isagi: i was his ex btw

hiori: isagi.
why do you guys want to know what i taste like anyway 😭

bachira: 🤷🏻‍♂️

niko: 🤷🏻‍♂️

otoya: 🤷🏻‍♂️

isagi: 🤷🏻‍♂️

karasu: 🤷🏻‍♂️