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High on the Hills was a Lonely Goatman

Summary:

Grian skipped through a flower field, whistling a song to himself, when he spotted Doc standing in a goat herd.

He stopped.

What was Doc wearing??

OR:

I don't even know, why did my brain write this?

Notes:

This is the dumbest thing I've ever written lol. The absolute dumbest thing.

So our school musical this year is the Sound of Music, and you know the song The Lonely Goatherd? Yeah…..

Also really short, sorry. I really hope you enjoy!

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Work Text:

Grian skipped through a flower field, whistling a song to himself, when he spotted Doc standing in a goat herd.

He stopped.

What was Doc wearing??

Doc stood in the field, looking utterly ridiculous in a pink frock with a basket and shepherd's cane.

“Doc?” He called.

Doc looked over and then muttered something that sounded like a swear word under his breath, then shouted weakly, “Hi Grian.”

“What the heck happened?” Grian asked.

“I lost a bet with Ren and False and this is the consequence,” he huffed.

“A bet?”

“Yeah,” Doc sighed, “I bet them both that if I couldn't find what they were looking for in 5 minutes, I'd dress up like a shepherdess.”

Grian frowned, “What were they looking for?”

“Some stupid armour stand, I don't know man!” Doc yelled, annoyed, “And then False had it hidden somewhere in MY BASE!”

“That's dirty,” Grian agreed.

“So now I'm stuck here for an hour,” Doc finished, groaning.

“Well, while you're here you may as well actually the part,” Grian suggested, grinning.

“What do you mean?” Doc asked.

“Try yodelling,” Grian smirked.

Doc grabbed his shepherd's staff and chased Grian down the mountain.

Notes:

🎶High on the hill was a lonely goatherd, layee odl layee odl lay hee hoo🎶

If you know you know lol.

Hope you enjoyed! Last day tomorrow!!

Keeping being awesome!

Hamster =D

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