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The Gentleman Beast of Goat Willow Lane by Augenblickgotter, beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Vampire: The Masquerade, Ars Magica (Roleplaying Game)
09 Jun 2025
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Summary
Night-time pizza delivery driver, Crowley reckons, is a pretty strategic job choice for a vampire. He may have given rise to the entire pizza delivery boy porn trope, but what of it? It’s a great way to
eatmeet people, and if you give someone a good enough seeing-to, they won’t notice they just paid for their dinner by becoming yours. So when he first gets a delivery for the mysterious regular at 37F Goat Willow Lane, he figures the man should be an easy mark. He certainly doesn’t expect him to be an eight-foot-tall mythical creature with a magic boner that never goes soft and a thirst (no, not like that – yes, like that) to give Crowley a run for his money.It’s the story of when neighbourhood slut!Crowley meets obligate horndog!Aziraphale and they end up doing exactly what you expect. Just with the caveat that the former is a vampire and the latter isn’t a dog, exactly.
Words by beardo; art by Augenblickgotter/InKibus