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1. Weapon of Ass Seduction by Serpex

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 May 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Neuvillette/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Minor Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact) - Relationship
   • Neuvillette (Genshin Impact)
   • Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact) (Mentioned)
   • La Signora (Genshin Impact) (Mentioned)
   • Paimon (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaveh (Genshin Impact)
   • Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
   • Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact)
   • Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact)
   • Wriothesley (Genshin Impact)
   • Xingqiu (Genshin Impact)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Office
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Sexual Tension
   • Boss/Employee Relationship
   • Secret Relationship
   • oh my god and they were roommates
   • Printer Drama
   • Photocopying Ass Pics
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Kissing

   Summary

   Neuvillette and Zhongli were in a face-off with only one thing standing between them. Neuvillette needed to use a printer and the communal one was down. But Zhongli never allowed anyone to use his personal printer. Not even for this.

   Neuvillette was ready to take things into his own hands.

   Language:

   English

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