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Fuck RWBY Canon 2: Bigger, Gayer, Dumber by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, IntWitch, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: RWBY
11 Aug 2025
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Summary
Team RWBY, but...
Ruby Rose is an Eldritch Abomination (NOT God) and mother of a bunch of squid kids (though she'd love more)
Weiss, formerly Schnee- THE GRIMM ARE ENDLESS BLOOD IS FUEL
Blake Belladonna is content to dodge as much child support as possible utilizing her half devil powers and study of the blade
Yang Xiao-Long won worst father award 20 years running and is semi-content with just running the Vale underworld
...Ozpin doesn't have enough alcohol for this. At least Qrow doesn't need his stores anymore, considering the horror movie bullshit he got turned into.
Series
- Part 6 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
