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It began with a dare.
A very, very stupid dare. From Julian, no less, the morally bankrupt, sexual deviant, who was an absolute disgrace of an MP (If The Captain did say so himself). Unfortunately, the man invited the poor, innocent Pat, into a match of dares and bets, which quickly led to untoward territory, involving The Captain, no less!
"It's easy enough mate, all you have to do is go right up to him and give a little, you know, tap down there! I did all the time, it's called sack tapping, it's a practical joke!"
"Er- well, mate, I don't imagine The Captain would much see it like that-"
"Ah, so you're a wuss then are you? Can't indulge in a bit of a cheeky dare? Should've expected that of a Northern fellow."
"Northern fellow? You're getting into all that business again? I'll bloody show you!"
With that, Pat stood up from his seat, his face as red as a tomato as he marched, one stubby foot in front of the other to The Captain, who had no idea what was coming to him...