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1. No Refunds, Only Screams by Hymiskvith

   Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types  

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   • Complete Work

   13 Jun 2025

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Amras & Amrod & Caranthir & Celegorm & Curufin & Fëanor & Maedhros & Maglor (Tolkien)
   • Fëanor (Tolkien)
   • Sons of Fëanor (Tolkien)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Fëanor Being Fëanor (Tolkien)
   • Good Parent Fëanor (Tolkien)

   Summary

   “All right,” Narbi barked, “today, you’re forging one thing. One. Simple. Thing.”

   “A sword!” Celegorm shouted.

   “A harp string ring!” said Maglor.

   “A perfectly balanced nail,” whispered Caranthir with feral look.

   Narbi groaned. “No. A hook. For a door. That’s it.”

   Fëanor appeared behind them holding disgruntled Curufin, looking far too amused. “I think they’ll manage. Probably. I’ll be judging silently. Possibly dramatically.”

   “Figured.”

   “What could possibly go wrong?” Fëanor added, winking.

   Narbi paled.

   Series

   • Part 5 of House of Fëanor

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