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8:14 PM
MOO! created A Big Fat Cyst!!!.
MOO! added 12 members.
MOO!: hailo everypony… welcome to my fight club!!! !
D. Kunikida: For the record, I will not be participating in this “fight” club.
D. Kunikida: Also, why is it named that? That’s disgusting.
MOO!: boo BOOO lame lameeee you get zerobitches aaaa u mad
> D. Kunikida: Also, why is it named..
MOO!: bcuz my papa has a big FATTT cyston his back and inenddur guys help ro pipit
MOO!: pls cum iver 🥹😣
ranpo: no lol 🫡
yos!: im good..! 😊 heh!
lucy!!: gl w that bae !!!
MOO!: k just say u hate ne
MOO!: ur all so borifn i was lying anyway
MOO!: speaking of boring
MOO! added 12 nicknames.
fattie mcfatterson: erm
fattie mcfatterson: WHATT RHFUCK??
manic lesbian: LMFAOOO
manic lesbian: ou
braceface: HAHAHEJENNDKIWQI
braceface: excuseme
boykisser (iron-ic): Dazai, you have braces too.
boykisser (iron-ic): Why is that my name? Change it back.
> boykisser (iron-ic): Dazai, you..
MOO!: so what 😒
MOO!: also HI CHUUYA 🤩🤯🥺😣😖😍
YA!: hi
manic lesbian: WHY IS HIS NICNANE NORMAL???
emo but lame: probably because dazai-san is head over heels for chuuya-san ☠️
emo but cool: and bc chuuya would probably beat him up if he got a stupid one 😭😭
braceface: so none of u noticed that they’re matxhing huh
FURBALL: how rtheh mayching v???
FURBALL: .
FURBALL: wow. ok. i see how it is DAZAI OSAMU.
FURBALL: FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT A FURRY I JUSTLIKE TITGERS
manic lesbian: TITGERS HELOE
manic lesbian: it’s ok atsushi i also like titgers
braceface: i also like titgers 😍
emo but cool: omg me too!!!
braceface: let’s kiss
FURBALL: SHITUO
big sister (oh so scary!): we are all here for you atsushi 💗
big sister (oh so scary!): why is that my name?
big sister (oh so scary!): @MOO!
MOO!: oh! hai kouyou-san..😁💬
MOO! set big sister (oh so scary!) ’s nickname to peace and love.
peace and love: much better
boykisser (iron-ic): Why do you listen to her and not me?
boykisser (iron-ic): Don’t ignore me.
> boykisser (iron-ic): Why do you..
fagster: bcuz he’s scared of kouyou aka chuuya’s sister 💀
peace and love: LMFAO
peace and love: you should see how he is with paul
peace and love: lad is absolutely terrified of him
MOO!: NO IM NOT
MOO!: DO NOT CRSATE LIESAND RUMORS IN THE GIRUROCHAT THAG IIII MADE
MOO!: CHUUYA VACK ME UP
YA!: ???
MOO!: DEFEND ME
YA!: oh
YA!: no LMAO 😂✌️
MOO!: k just say u wanna break up
YA!: i wanna break up
MOO!: no u don’t 💗💗💗💗
fattie mcfatterson: y are u gasligbting him ☠️
MOO!: go away biggie cheese 😐😐😐
fattie mcfatterson: OK STICKBUG FROM A BUG’S LIFE ATLESTI HAVE MEAT ONNMG BONES
MOO!: U WANNA TALK BUGS???
MOO!: YOU LOOK LIEK THAT REALLT FAT LARVAE I SAW IN THE SCHOOLBATHROOM THAY ONE TIME
fattie mcfatterson: DUDE.
manic lesbian: HAJAJAJJWNS
manic lesbian: DUDE THAT LARVAE WAS SO MASISVE I THOUGBT IT WAS OBESE
MOO!: IT WAS OBESE
MOO!: JUST LIKE RANPOOP
emo but LAME: ranpoop??
MOO!: yes AKULOSER. RANPOOP.
emo but LAME: that doesn’t even rhyme with my name
MOO!: 😐
MOO!: okay then akuGAY
MOO!: is that better 😂😆
FURBALL: dazai-san
FURBALL: that’s the most unfunniest thing you have EVER done
MOO!: so we all agree that atsushi should shut up right
FURBALL: WHAT
emo but LAME: yes
FURBALL: AKUTAGAWA WTF
FURBALL: IM ACFUALLY GONNA CANNIBALIZE YOU
braceface: cuz ur a furry right
FURBALL: LUCY SHUTUP
fattie mcfatterson: d1 crashout *laughs* that’s saur funneh 😂😂😆😆
FURBALL: bye
FURBALL has left A Big Fat Cyst!!!.
MOO! has added sushi! to the chat.
MOO! has set sushi!’s nickname to FURBALL.
FURBALL: ok then!
fagster: what the skibidi why is that my nickname
manic lesbian: you JUST noticed??
fattie mcfatterson: im more concerned on the fact that he said what the skibidi
fagster: @MOO! CHANGE MY NICKNAME LLEASS 🙏
peace and love: he won’t answer lol
peace and love: he’s over at me nd chuuya’s place
manic lesbian: can i come too
peace and love: ?
peace and love: you don’t even know where i live
manic lesbian: yes i do
peace and love: what
manic lesbian: What
> peace and love: he’s over at me nd..
braceface: eugh are they making out
peace and love: no
peace and love: chuuyas jst asleep n dazai is being super weird about it 🤥🤥
fattie mcfatterson: weird how
peace and love: weird as in he’s stroking chuuya’s nose and looking at him like a lovesick puppy
fattie mcfatterson: GROSSSS i hate coupsl
> peace and love: he’s over at me nd..
emo but COOL: wait howd he even get there so fast
emo but COOL: he started the gc at like 8:20 its barely 8:35
emo but COOL: n he was texting basically the whole time
peace and love: chuuya couldn’t sleep so he texted dazai
peace and love: who then basically biked all the way over here
peace and love: and he was SWEAATING.
peace and love: he also almost crashed cuz of atsushi LMFAO
FURBALL: WHAT??
braceface: omgosh ENOUGHHH about dazai and chuuya
braceface: can we talk about like the beach or something
braceface: stop reminding me of my crippling singleness 🙁
manic lesbian: OMGG we should all go to the beach soon
manic lesbian: @peace and love let’s match bikinis
emo but COOL: WAIT US GIRLS SHOULD ALL MATCCHH
braceface: YES
> emo but COOL: WAIT US GIRLS..
manic lesbian: i’m gonna hunt you for sport
emo but COOL: WHAT
manic lesbian: who said that
peace and love: you did queen
manic lesbian: i said that 😈🦹♀️
fattie mcfatterson: you’re so obvious it hurts
manic lesbian: shut up ranpoop
fattie mcfatterson: SHUT UP
> manic lesbian: OMGG we should..
emo but LAME: no
FURBALL: why
FURBALL: scared ur gonna lose ur translucent skin?
emo but LAME: i hate u
emo but LAME: this is why ur a furry
FURBALL: IM NOT A FURRY
braceface: omg shut up
braceface: @boykisser (iron-ic) since ur like the super responsible one can u plan it
braceface: pretty plz
braceface: if ur a feminist u would do it
boykisser (iron-ic): Only if Dazai changes my name.
fattie mcfatterson: he’s never gonna do it just plan it 😭🙏🙏
boykisser (iron-ic): …
boykisser (iron-ic): Alright.
braceface: YAY
emo but COOL: @emo but LAME you’re coming
emo but LAME: sighhh.
emo but LAME: ok
FURBALL: i’ll be going too cuz i will have fomo if i dontgo
emo but LAME: ofc ur the type to have fomo
FURBALL: literally what does that even MEAN
FURBALL: WHATS UR PROBLEM
emo but LAME: dni
FURBALL: DUDE.
12:03 AM
MOO!: what did i miss😆💬
fattie mcfatterson: fag
MOO!: ok goodnight!