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Summary:

The past meets the future ? In ch obviously idk what I'm doing so have fun peeps 😜!

Notes:

Hope you enjoy this is a bit short but hopefully it will continue tysm (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

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Chapter 1: Past meets the future

Chapter Text

Eu and Sicily sat on the sofa ; one scrambling through papers and the other waiting for her torta to cook.

" Why do you seem so stressed *rella* ?"

E.U sighed, " I have a presentation with A.S.E.A.N but he's sick !"

" Did you make some soup ?"

" Of course I made him some *soto* ." she didn't want to present this by herself

" Chill take a break , I'll make some coffee."
She rushed towards the kitchen humming a familiar tune of *Madreterra* or Matriterra- depends who you ask .
Eu placed the papers down , patiently waiting for her coffee, however a sudden puff of relief turned into a rollercoaster of confusion. Four men layed pilling on the living room floor. A wise , cunning soul with a musky , defined German accent layed at the bottom, carrying three more . There was a German on the top with a sharp fit of frustration got up , extremely bewildered.

"Vhat in ze lort's name iss zis ?"( what in the Lord's name is this? )

E.U's eyes widened , [no , no this cannot be why is he hear ?] she thought , trying to find a quick solution. Her magic powers might work - somehow . She flowed a mesmerising energy to her shoes making them quicker; whilst grabbing the decoration sword, flowing it the same energy throughout , making them shaper. The art of *Stellar Infusion* is only used by one ,as she leapt across the floor a southern Mediterranean voice shouted :

"*Firmari !*" the lady yelled ; placing the coffee tray on the floor. The other guests had already woken up ; and with a few dragging across the floor they were on the sofa

E.U: I apologize for that , but I haven't given myself a proper introduction . I'm a unique partnership between 27 European countries, known as Member States, or EU countries. Together they cover much of the European continent. It's home to around 447 million people, which is around 6 % of the world's population. Sicily : And sì that's really it her name is E.U btw . T.R: Undt yours ( and yours) .

Sicily: Sicily.
Now who wants coffee? Before anyone could say a thing the door was wide open with Italy and Germany having a chat . Until a dark voice seemed to emerge out of thin air.

T.R: Zat's mein son.. his grin arose like flames on fire

G.E: Your son ? I'm a grandparent ?

Germany : Vater vhat are you doingkt here ( father what are you doing here )

T.R: How am I supposed to know ? { They all had a seat on the sofa to catch up on how the 21 st century }

T.R : So Italien ist your r-r-roommate, vhere's your vife ( so Italy is your roommate, where's your wife )?

Italia : So like it was like a -a cancelled ?

T.R: NEIN! You were vent to marry her , she was strong!

E.U: I can't stay for longer than a minute here , I have a meeting but, Japan got bombed by America not long after you died however it has now become into a great city and has incredible technology! I must say farewell bye *mamma* and vater !

F.I: That's your *bambina* Germania ?

Germany: Ja I have 2 kids ?"

R.E : So what year is this ? Italy: The 21st century. {All four had open mouths or really wide eyes , they didn't know that this was the future.} {A minutes later }

G.E : What is this ? -he held a book and quickly flip a page Sicily: Wait ! ( it was too late )

G.E : Was this their wedding?

Sicily: I guess,

G.E: I was in love once

Sicily: Once ?

It was a stunning night at Vienna, the stars twinkled so ever brightly and I decided to cherish the love I had with a lady a little more with a stunning diamond ring that made all the jewellery of Arabia shine like a dull stone . She always tried to hide her feminity to others but that glistening night she wore a beige like dress laced and ruffled . I would have loved her for an eternity if I could. We met as childhood friends who seemed to have an invitation to start a new tale one written to us , only us . You would waltz around a room swaying left and right, hand to hand , heart to heart it might have felt like a dream but the tiled floors sooned turned into lush grass under the grandeur ; fireflies looming around. I spreaded all my words across, and indeed we were engaged. I loved her dearly...

Sicily: Until what ..?

 

G.E : Maybe that day reality hit the archduke had succumbed to a grave wound , the great war would end this pain would it ? She was gone soon after ; the rose that had finally wilted . He glanced at his ring ; the shine swaying right to left . The rid me of power, money and land . I didn't know what to do, so I left. Nothing lasts forever..

Sicily: I swear it's the German power is to reverse time couldn't you just do that ?

G.E: Your a smart one aren't you, but if that happened you wouldn't be here ? Sicily: I guess but what happened to her ?

G.E: I don't know I will want to find her someday ...

Sicily : If all of you are here then would she be where her descendants are, I can ask my padre .

G.E : How about tomorrow?

Sicily : Sure . Italia: Hey food is ready come and take a seat!

Sicily : Is it pasta alla Norma ?

*Dictionary* • rella is short of ' sorella ' meaning sister •Soto is a traditional Indonesian dish with ingredients such as chicken, lontong, noodles, and rice vermicelli. Soto ayam is also popular in Singapore, Malaysia and Suriname, where it is made with slightly different ingredients and known as saoto. • Madreterra is Sicily's national anthem. •Fimari is stop or wait in Sicilian • Bambina is the female version of girl