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1. The Horny Magic of Hogwarts by Nunspringa

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   25 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
   • Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood
   • Dobby/Hermione Granger
   • Luna Lovegood/Remus Lupin
   • Hermione Granger/Nymphadora Tonks
   • Firenze/Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood
   • Hermione Granger
   • Severus Snape
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Nymphadora Tonks
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Flying Ford Anglia
   • Dobby (Harry Potter)
   • Mirabel Garlick
   • Remus Lupin
   • Harry Potter
   • Firenze (Harry Potter)
   • Fleur Delacour
   • Cedric Diggory
   • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • James Potter
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Inappropriate use of a chemistry flask
   • Extra credit for sex
   • Body parts getting much too large because magic
   • Oral Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Horny furniture
   • Sex with a Car
   • Bad Dirty Talk
   • Bad Puns
   • Werewolf Sex
   • Dom/sub
   • Sexual Roleplay
   • Sleep Sex
   • Tan lines
   • Threesome - F/F/M
   • Porn Battle
   • Alternate Universe - The only Harry Potter films that exist are the porn versions.
   • Orgy
   • Shower Sex
   • all characters are 18+

   Summary

   A series of short stories at Hogwarts, where magic is the ultimate sex toy.

   Written for the 2025 Harry Potter Bad Smut challenge! Yes, these stories are meant to be both smutty and funny. Enjoy!

   Series

   • Part 1 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,500

   Chapters:

   15/15

   Collections:

   1

   Kudos:

   44

   Bookmarks:

   6

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   9,629