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Ivy Alexandria
3:28 PM
Jonathan Sims
k i got it
over teh phone, then in person, then fanily and friends and work, then infer, then close
Ivy Alexandria
Congratulations. Only took you half an hour.
Jonathan Sims
stfu
i have a job t do on the side
hard to text with elias up my arse
Ivy Alexandria
There are creams for that.
Jonathan Sims
stfu
jfc
Ivy Alexandria
Anyhow. You are 87% prepared for this job. I will revise your statistics tomorrow with your provided updates.
Jonathan Sims
hfs thx so much ivy
Ivy Alexandria
Tone tags.
Jonathan Sims
/srs /lh /idfkimjuststressedandyoureamassivehelp
Ivy Alexandria
Thank you. I'll see you tonight, Jonny.
Jonathan Sims
ttyl
The Magnussy Brothel
7:24 PM
frankenfurter
jon gets promoted tomorrooowwww
only tea
that snuck up fast
frankenfurter
ikr??
so excited to watch him crash N burrrn
circe
Don't be so mean, Tim
frankenfurter
oh cmon
you should've got the promo!
circe
Yeah but
He is clearly terrified
Did you see his face when Elias gave him the news?
frankenfurter
'gavenhim the news' jfc
you sound like hes pregananant
only tea
ew :(
circe
I don't want that image in my head
frankenfurter
yeah that's fair lol
but back to my point
he's gonna burrrn
only tea
im sure he'll do good
frankenfurter
uugghhhhh marto
take your hand off your dick
only tea
ew >:(
frankenfurter
and ask him out already
god you type fast
only tea
he doesn't like me, it's fine
circe
One day
frankenfurter
you'll hear what I'm sayiiin
only tea
NO NOT AGAIN
Bandits and Bitches
7:25 PM
uber
What movie shall I put on tonight?
Icarus (fem ver)
Ivy and I are gonna watch House in my room
moon killer
bruiser plsss
make violence, not love
love, actually sounds nice
uber
@moon killer Directed by Miles Warren? 2022?
moon killer
what? no
2000
uber
The comedy series? 2000?
moon killer
no ugh
ill go find it.
monster whore
a streetcar named desire: national theatre version
kys already
fuck yeah theatre night
Frankenstein: cumberbatch and Boyle
brass ass
boyle wasn't the actor he was the director
also you gotta specify which version, they switched roles each night
monster whore
was the writer Peralta?
brass ass
what?
Icarus (fem ver)
HOLY AHIT MARIUS STFU
that was so bad
monster whore
hehehe I know
Im awful
make violence, not love
What?
one sneaky gal
Hilda and the Mountain King
Icarus (fem ver)
Boyle. Peralta.
make violence, not love
Aurora, my darling?
uber
Done.
moon killer
Bruiser: George A Romero
brass ass
forgot how loud aurora's gun turrets are
uber
the following films have been ruled out due to parental controls;
A Streetcar Named Desire
Bruiser
moon killer
dammit
monster whore
wtf?? why streetcar??
uber
Implied sexual violence.
monster whore
fair enough actually.
7:54 PM
uber
@first mate @#1 skin collector @Orphan Kidnapper I require your input.
Orphan Kidnapper
Out tonight, have some eggs prepd for when I get back.
first mate
getting an early night
#1 skin collector
I Don't Mind!
moon killer
hang on hang on
woah woah eoah
back up
*Jonny* is getting an early night??
monster whore
WHAT
make violence, not love
Jonny, are you feeling okay?
kys already
he's deffo high
library
There is a 12.76% chance that he is high. We got rid of the last of the weed on the ship but I believe some of The City's ecstasy is still behind the fridge.
brass ass
the fungi?
kys already
octokitten piss + city ecstacy = cosmic shrooms basically
moon killer
@first mate u high?
#1 skin collector
Actually, I Would Like To Watch Hilda!
uber
Understood.
Attendants for movie night:
Mx O'Reilly @kys already
Mrs Rasputina @make violence, not love
Mr Brian @brass ass
Mr Tim @moon killer
Mx Von Raum @monster whore
Ms Nishimura @one sneaky gal
Mx Soldier @#1 skin collector
Is this correct?
brass ass
yep
make violence, not love
Seems about right, love.
moon killer
just checked his room
Jonny is actually asleep??
monster whore
okay so he's high
Icarus (fem ver)
agreed
brass ass
probs
#1 skin collector
Are We Watching Hilda?
uber
Yes, we are.
Ivy Alexandria
8:16 PM
Ivy Alexandria
Goodnight, Jonny. Best of luck tomorrow.