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1. I owe you a black eye and two kisses by kyman_nation_president

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski & Eric Cartman
   • Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
   • Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Stan Marsh
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Craig Tucker
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Slow Burn
   • Pining
   • Mutual Pining
   • Horny Teenagers
   • Eventual Smut
   • Gay Eric Cartman
   • Bi Kyle Broflovski
   • Bottom Eric Cartman
   • Top Kyle Broflovski
   • Fighting
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Rivalry

   Summary

   It starts with a party, a few drinks, and a stupid bet: whoever gets the highest grade on finals without studying wins.

   If Kyle loses, he has to suck Cartman’s balls.

   Again.

   { This fic references episode 10 of season 11 in which Cartman is obsessed with making Kyle suck his balls lol.
   It's a very slow slow burn so bear with me. }

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,828

   Chapters:

   3/?

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   Kudos:

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