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  1. Cut the Comedy and Start Fooling Around by for atinymexicanbird

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    21 Jun 2025

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    Lucifer was trying to listen to the duke babbling away at him. Really, he was.

    It was important to keep things in the kingdom running smoothly, but what Mammon was droning on about was just so uninteresting. All numbers and figures, promises of goods moved from here to there – this was why he had people for this sort of thing.

    But Mammon had gone through those people, and Lucifer was almost asleep in his throne as he talked about how far into the black this latest shipment would get the kingdom, how it would be a boost to royalty and rabble alike. He was nodding vaguely along, chin on his hand and elbow on the arm of his throne, when he heard it.

    That jingle.

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