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EXT. SPACESHIP - DAY
An empty, metal corridor.
Team SuperWhoLock is running from a hoard of DALEKS, directly towards the TARDIS.
THE FIFTEENTH DOCTOR gets there first. They open the door and usher everyone inside.
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
(Urgently)
Go, go, go!
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INT. TARDIS - DAY
The Doctor shuts the doors and locks them in. They walk past everyone as they rush towards the consul.
DEAN WINCHESTER:
I thought you said this was gonna be easy.
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
(Programming the consul)
Yeah, well. Daleks ruin everything.
JOHN WATSON:
What’s next? Is there a new plan?
SHERLOCK HOLMES:
Of course there’s no plan! We’re surrounded by killer alien robots in the middle of space.
JOHN WATSON:
Stop catastrophizing! You’re not helping!
DEAN WINCHESTER:
Well what’s your plan then, Einstein?
CASTIEL:
Dean!
DEAN WINCHESTER:
No seriously, I see this as a worst case scenario. You don't?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
Quiet! All of you!
(Everyone turns to them)
I have a plan.
SAM WINCHESTER:
Which is?
The Doctor GRABS one of the switches on the panel.
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
(Serious)
Run.
They SLAM the CONTROLS.
The room JOLTS and we hear the ENGINE ROAR as the time rotor begins to rise and fall.
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TIME VORTEX - DAY
The TARDIS chaotically spins out of control.
Sparks fly as it grazes the edges of the Time Vortex. It continues on like this until it is engulfed by a big FLASH OF LIGHT.
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INT. TARDIS - DAY
The room JOLTS again as it comes to a landing. Everyone is hanging on to something for dear life.
DEAN WINCHESTER:
(Nauseated)
Hey Doc… How’s about a bit more warning next time?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
Considering our options, I’d much prefer it here. Wouldn’t you?
There’s a beat.
SAM WINCHESTER:
Where is here, exactly?
Everyone cautiously heads towards the door.
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
Well, which one of us is going to open it?
JOHN WATSON:
Don’t look at me. I was content staying home.
Dean nudges Cass towards the front.
CASTIEL:
Hey!
DEAN WINCHESTER:
What? You’re the immortal Angel.
He’s right… Cass sighs and goes to open the door.
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5
INT. CONVENTION CENTER - DAY
The TARDIS doors swing inward. Cass steps out. He immediately runs into some Supernatural cosplayers. He gets stuck on the girl dressed as “Crazy Cass” with the Sorry board game.
CASTIEL:
What is this?
Team SuperWhoLock steps into the crowded Convention Center hall. Sam and Dean notice the fans too and hide their faces.
SAM WINCHESTER:
Oh god.
JOHN WATSON:
What?
DEAN WINCHESTER:
Supernatural fans.
SHERLOCK HOLMES:
People actually know you two?
The Fans start whispering amongst each other.
The Doctor starts looking around. They notice the banners and cosplays people are wearing.
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
I don’t think they’re fans of your books.
All of a sudden, someone shouts:
FAN 1:
Oh my god!
FAN 2:
(Excited)
Are they finally doing SuperWhoLock?
They are instantly surrounded by cosplayers and fans. All mistaking them for the actors that play them.
SHERLOCK HOLMES:
Take me back to the robots!
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
This way!
The Doctor pushes through the crowd and the rest of Team SuperWhoLock follows. The crowd does too.
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INT. CONVENTION CENTER, GREEN ROOM - DAY
A Volunteer waves Team SuperWhoLock over. They all duck into the room and the Volunteer shuts the door behind them.
JOHN WATSON:
Thanks.
VOLUNTEER:
Of course, Mr. Freeman.
JOHN WATSON:
Sorry, who?
John looks to the Doctor for assurance. They also have no idea who that is.
DEAN WINCHESTER:
Sam! Is that--
MARK SHEPPARD is sitting there. Sipping what looks to be whiskey from a glass.
SAM WINCHESTER:
But how?
MARK SHEPPARD:
Oh my god, it can’t be!
He gets up and walks toward Cass
MARK SHEPPARD(CONT):
Misha?
CASTIEL:
What is a Misha?
The Winchesters panic and stand in front of Cass.
DEAN WINCHESTER:
Don’t mind him. He’s just tired from traveling.
MARK SHEPPARD:
(Skeptical)
Uh huh… And how did you two get here? Last I heard you were broke and in rehab.
SAM WINCHESTER:
(Stunned)
What?
MARK SHEPPARD:
From that breakdown you had?
(Beat)
In 2011?
Sam and Dean have no clue what he’s referring to. The Doctor steps in and clears things up.
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
I think Jensen and Jared have been through a lot since then. The timeline gets muddy for these two.
DAVID TENNANT(O.S.):
(Mockingly)
Wibbly Wobbly you might say?
They all turn to see DAVID TENNANT sitting at a different table.
DAVID TENNANT:
Or is it too early for you to be making Doctor Who jokes, Ncuti?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
(Jokingly)
What are you doing here? You’re meant to be resting!
DAVID TENNANT:
Ahh! There he is!
He and the Doctor embrace. Sherlock, John, Cass, Sam and Dean all watch with confusion.
SHERLOCK HOLMES:
Care to fill us in?
ROBERT DOWNEY JR:
Sorry Cumberbabes, weren’t you supposed to be in Doctor Who at one point?
Sherlock looks around for who RDJ is talking to. Then it dawns on him:
SHERLOCK HOLMES:
Are you talking to me?
ROBERT DOWNEY JR:
(Enthusiastic)
Yeah! Who else would I be talking to?
He pats Sherlock on the shoulder.
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
Benedict, you remember Robert Downey Jr. don’t you?
SHERLOCK HOLMES:
Yes, of course. Just, refresh my memory. Where do we know each other from again?
ROBERT DOWNEY JR:
(Dumbfounded)
You seriously don’t remember two of the biggest Avengers movies Marvel has made to date?
JOHN WATSON:
(Cutting in)
He doesn’t get out much.
RDJ does not understand where the conversation has gone.
ROBERT DOWNEY JR:
I guess not.
He tries to continue engaging with Sherlock and John, as if catching up on life events. John is more forthcoming in conversation than Sherlock, given the situation.
Mark continues confronting the Winchesters, questioning the purpose of their presence Cass attempts to explain and defend the brothers, but Dean shuts him up. Sam speaks up to answer Mark’s questions accordingly, making excuses for their behavior as of late.
David continues watching the awkwardness. He leans over to the Doctor:
DAVID TENNANT:
You’re not Ncuti Gatwa are you?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
No.
DAVID TENNANT:
(Pointing)
And they aren’t actors either?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
You’ve seen how they handled meeting, this lot.
They both turn to watch the rest of SuperWhoLock struggle to keep their conversations going. Both chuckling at their struggles.
DAVID TENNANT:
What caused it this time?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
Not sure. Last thing we saw was a fleet of Daleks rushing towards us. Next thing we knew, we were being chased down the hall by a bunch of fans.
DAVID TENNANT:
Well, was there anything around that could have manipulated dimensional energy?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
Like a Void Spear? No, that was more of a Cybermen thing.
There is a beat as they each think.
DAVID TENNANT:
Was Dean anywhere near the consul before you took off?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
That’s it!
DAVID TENNANT:
(Smiling)
Yep!
Both David and the Doctor get up and head for the door.
DAVID TENNANT:
Do you need to tell them where we’re going?
FIFTEENTH DOCTOR:
Nah.
They exit.
THE END