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it was a BEAUTIFUL day as roan and iain would take the next step in their relationship and get MARRIED nya. “aahhh ohemgee im so scared unu” iain said to shindong, his best man “aigoo it’s fine ;)”. their romance started may 25 2020 during quarantine where they met in discord while playing music on an edating server named “catgirls united >.<!!!!!!! nya~!!! 💦💦💦💦” and playing minecraft and their relationship has grown since 🩷 the bridesmaids (20 sj clones) ran down the aisle carefully to the kawaii music and then the groomsmen (20 peters) followed after also their wedding song is y si fuera ella (covered by jonghyun🤣🤣), ok? then wedding bells chimed as roan made his way down the wedding thing carpet and everybody cried because it was js so beaufyful 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️🩹❤️🩹 I am literally crying writing tis im actual so 😢🥺 ok anywys iain came running after and it was almost time omg - 😳 Jupiter and liz aka ult fujos starters crying like actually bc they were js so ready..? “aaaa what if i faint aigo 😭-!!” roan thought to himself also roan is 84 anwyays the priest (chris) told them to say their wedding vows “aaa roan I think my best memory is playing cute Minecraft w u😭❤️🩹🤟” iain said to roan and then it was roans turn, ok? “heh… my favorite moment was making cute 🥰 memes of you and playing dnd with you late in the night 🥹🥹🥹✌🏽” and then priest said “u may kiss the gride (guy+bride🥺)” aka iain BUT BEFORE IT COULD HAPPEN something sad happened…..
LUCAS THE EVIL ANTI CAME OUT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE WAS MAD BECAUSE THEY PREVENTED HIM FROM GOING ON A DATE WITH THEIR SON AKA QUINN AKA HIS ONE TRUE LOVE AK HIS JULIETTE #SHINEE 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹he challenged roan and iain to a fighr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
“FERAL FRENZY FLIP!!!” lucas pulled out his signature move…
“NO IAIN-“ roan shouted and took one for the team (the team is iain)
roan got shot 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔OMFG I CAN ADD CUSTOM EMOJIS NRO
“NO SHIBAL ROAN OPPA!!!” iain shouted in DISBELIEF.
jupiter and liz also fainted btw bc our yaoi hearts can only handle so much😬
roan was rushed to the hospital where he was in the intensive care unit
“WILL HE BE OKAY…?” iain asked the doctor… aka sellew
“no he js died lmfao 😂” said everyones nonchalant king (he was thinking about luka alien stage and how hes been in the alien stage system for his entire life which is more important than roan death)
the crowd (the crowd is iain) stood silently in shock
“no…No…No.no…..NO nOOO”
then quinn got hit with a big truck.
the wedding that was supposed to be so beauftiful and cute was turned into a funeral…pt 2 soon:(