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The Roaring Knight Has No Ass

Summary:

Y/N (heavily leaning fem but otherwise not referred to with pronouns) finds themself in Ch3s Dark World and meets the Roaring Knight, who they go on a date with before they have to go kidnap Toriel and fight the Fun Gang.

Anything for the bit

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Chapter 1: Meeting the Knighty-poo

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The Roaring Knight x Y/N

It was the night before the most important day of my life. I never expected the incredible things that would happen… or the sexy sexy beast whom I would meet.
My adopted mother Toriel, had made some delicious cinnamon butterscotch pie with one of Kris's friends. I think her name is Susie? Whatever.
“Y/N!” Toriel called, and I went to her. “Ah, there you are. Could you please put out the garbage? I want to be available if Kris or their friend need anything tonight before I go to bed.”
“OK mom!” I acted happy but secretly I hated the fact that I had to do chores like a ducking peasant. I put on a fake smile and snatched the garbage from her paws. Why does a goat have paws, anyways?
I went outside and put the garbage in the can, taking my sweet time. While I was out, I saw Kris sneaking out the window and zombie walking like they sometimes did towards the Holiday house? Idk they were just being weird. Like always. But as I watched them come back in, I decided to just hang out outside. No one wanted me in there anyways… I cried and put on some fresh black lipstick to feel better.
As expected, no one called me in. Turns out my mom really doesn't care where I go at night… what a heartless bitch… I cried again and then fixed my eyeliner in the dark because I was that good at The Makeups ™.
As I went to go back inside to eat some delicious cinnamon butterscotch pie, I saw that someone (probably Kris) had left the front door open. I rolled my eyes and walked towards the door, which was emitting some weird black smoke (probably Kris's fault). I hoped they didn't burn the pie. But as I walked inside, I felt something weird… then I fell down into the deepest darkness, like, ever.

I woke up somewhere weird… everything looked different and I was wearing completely different clothes!! I was in a sexy black dress, a spiked choker around my neck. Toriel would never let me dress ‘like a slut’, as she would definitely totally canonically say. My hair was done up in a messy bun, teardrop earrings hanging from my pierced ears.
“OMG WTF!!” I screamed! Then I remembered what Kris had told me about ‘Dark Worlds’ n stuff and I realized… I was in a Dark World!
Above me, someone else was coming down, transforming… I couldn't see who it was, but as they came down beside me, they had transformed into a wacky creature. Their chest was wide, their waist tiny, with no ass to speak of. I wondered why I thought that. Their legs though… they were long and sexy, ending in points. Their hands had strange white holes in them, their head was diamond shaped and horned, kinda like the Holidays? But sharper. They were the deepest black with white outlines which was weird.
Then I remembered…this must be… the roaring knight!
“Omg are you the roaring knight?” I asked.
“Yea but you need to capitalize the first letter of the words otherwise it sounds weird.” The Roaring Knight replied.
“Oh ok my bad” I responded. “Whats going on here?”
“Kris wants to have some fun adventures with Susie so I'm gonna keep tabs on them and show up at the most climactic point to steal Toriel for evil plans. You know, sexy stuff.”
“Omg that's craaaazy” I said. “What do you want with Toriel though?”
“I'm not telling tee hee” The Roaring Knight giggled.
“Oh ok whatever I hated that bitch anyways” I said in a cool and sexy way. “What are you gonna do in the meantime?”
“Uhhhhh idk” said The Roaring Knight. “Wanna hang out or something? I mean, I just told you my plans so I can't exactly let you leave.”
“OMG YESS” I replied excitedly because from what I'd heard The Roaring Knight was very cool and awesome.
And then we...