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On my gosh… it’s me!
I look pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, I do.
I would hug myself if I could.
I’ll hug you. It’ll give the same effect since I’m you and you’re me.
Alright. Come here!
Hugs Raspberry Cookie like the badass bitches they are.
Hugs Other Raspberry Cookie because they are badass bitches.
Raspberry Cookie breaks up the hug. Damn, I love myself!
I love myself too!
Wait, doesn't that make us narcissistic?
Well, no since… since we’re both here at the same time as two different yet totally related individuals.
Yeah, that makes sense. Wait, how did we even come into being anyways?
Who was first…?
Both stare off into the distance trying to remember.
Doesn’t matter. I love you, me!!
Love you too, me!!
Other Raspberry Cookie makes a heart-like gesture
Raspberry Cookie makes the same exact heart-like gesture
Do you know what else is cool?
What?
You.
Ohmigosh, you too, love!!
Hmm… what would you do if you saw a… a R34 picture of yourself?
R34?
Y’know… R34 art…
I’d fuck you.
Wait what-
An R34 of you would be of me and- you see it?
Oooohhh…
So… would you?
Yes.
Damn, we really love ourselves, huh?
We’re the best!