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1. The Love Language (Remastered) by PerkedPrincess

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Underage Sex
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski & Eric Cartman
   • Mentions of Original Male Character(s) - Relationship
   • super brief tho- wont ruin this for ya!
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Bebe Stevens (mentioned)
   • Kenny McCormick (mentioned)
   • Sheila Broflovski
   • Gerald Broflovski
   • Stan Marsh
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Kyle Broflovski's Parents
   • Ike Broflovski
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Abuse
   • Abusive Relationships
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Mostly hurt
   • Angst
   • Sadomasochism
   • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
   • Toxic Relationship
   • Hate Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Smut
   • Obsession
   • possesive eric
   • Smoking
   • Masturbation
   • Implied/Referenced Underage Sex
   • Underage Drug Use
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • Eric Cartman Being An Asshole
   • Top Eric Cartman
   • Bottom Kyle Broflovski
   • Power Bottom Kyle Brovloski (eventual)
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
   • asp for small periods of time
   • I'm Bad At Tagging
   • 1 kudos pays for Kyle's therapy bills
   • some of Cartman's too ig
   • Dirty Talk
   • Gay Sex
   • Voyeurism
   • sorta?
   • Self-Destructive Kyle Brovloski
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • Sexual Tension
   • Manipulative Eric Cartman
   • Bedroom is Battlefield
   • Sadism
   • Masochism
   • Bruises
   • tbh idk whats NOT in this...
   • Drug Use
   • Drugs
   • abused prescription meds
   • prescription abuse
   • Drug Addiction
   • Drug-Induced Sex
   • Corpses
   • Graphic Description of Corpses
   • is it graphic? im not cetain teehee
   • Open to Interpretation

   Summary

   The following content is NOT condoned, glorified, nor romanticized. Anyone who finds this content under these umbrella terms or something similar needs therapy, and I'm too broke to pay for that- so figure it out on your own.

   The stages of Kyle and Eric's unhealthy affair ends in every tragic way it can.

   or

   When Kyle goes to college and tries to have a fresh start, it ends with pitiful fate.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,675

   Chapters:

   10/10

   Comments:

   33

   Kudos:

   94

   Bookmarks:

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