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1. It's Not Kidnapping If There Is Good Intentions by SpaceCatLatte

   Fandoms: Horrid Henry (Cartoon)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Horrid Henry/Rude Ralph (Horrid Henry)
   • Horrid Henry (Horrid Henry)
   • Rude Ralph (Horrid Henry)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Rude Ralph Loves Horrid Henry (Horrid Henry)
   • Kidnapping
   • Possessive Behavior
   • Romantic Friendship
   • Ralph is rich yet still decides not to go to therapy
   • Dialogue Heavy

   Summary

   "...I could kidnap him."

   The room went still. Even the butler froze like he'd just bore witness to a crime.

   Ralph turned slowly toward the mirror, nodding to himself. "Yes. Just for a little while. Like a friendship hostage. Put him in the guest room. Give him snacks. Let him watch TV. It's not illegal if there's streaming services involved."

   The butler cleared his throat. "Master Ralph, may I remind you that kidnapping is generally frowned upon by law enforcement, school staff, and, well, society?"

   "It's friendship preservation! Not kidnapping!"

   "Please don't make me call your therapist again."

   Series

   • Part 5 of Horrid Henry

   Language:

   English

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   2,023

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   1/1

   Comments:

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