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“Kris, I… Need to talk to you.”
“Berdly, I’m trying to use the gender neutral bathroom right now, now is not the time.”
“Kris… never once have I thought in my beautiful very smart life that I would be friends with someone of your… low caliber. But maybe it’ll be worth it. If we just try?”
“You can not be saying the words beautiful or smart to describe yourself, and please leave.”
Getting down on his knees, on the “very clean” gender neutral bathroom floor, Berdly reaches forward.
Kris demands, “Get up ho.”
“Kris… My sugarplum sweetpea darling baby they/them…”
“Berdly…never ever ever say those words again please, I don’t want you.”
“Oh, but you will, Kris, I know that one day you will be down on your knee for me, asking for my wing in marriage.” Berdly farts quietly, but Kris still notices.
“Berdly… I’ve always been an atheist, but this makes me want to believe that the Angel will come save me from this hell.”
“WHAT YOU HEARD THAT NOISE TOO?? Oh my Angel that must have been a ghost haha.”
“Berdly I think it’s time for the psych ward.” Kris begins to walk away, but before they leave the gender neutral bathroom (without pissing, mind you) they turn around to say two final words to Berdly.
“I farted.”
“W-wait, but I… Kris, what- you?”
Kris walks away without turning back, leaving Berdly now terrified of all gender neutral bathrooms.