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1. How to Woo a Watson by Enterthetadpole for GhostOfNuggetsPast

   Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • John Watson
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Feelings Realization
   • over and over again
   • Instructional tone
   • Crack Fic
   • Seriously this set of ficlets is ridiculous
   • Plot bunny found in the comments
   • This is a readers fault
   • But its been living rent free in my mind all day
   • The notes are also part of the story so make sure to read them
   • The book cover is one of my favorites
   • Sherlock Holmes Being Sherlock Holmes
   • John Watson Being Eight Different Versions of Himself
   • But Honestly All Parts of John Watson are in canon
   • Or Fanon because that also exists

   Summary

   Eight types of John Watsons that one very determined Sherlock Holmes tries to woo (aka date).

    

   This story is not my fault.

   A reader, to whom this story was gifted, put this comment in another one of my stories. The rest is crack history.

   The comment in question:

   John "Repression" Watson
   John "I refuse to admit what I want" Watson
   John "Punch you then date you" Watson
   John "I'm a doctor, let me check your tonsils" Watson
   John "I need to get laid so bad I imprint on people who knock me down" Watson
   John "Grumpy Bad Ass" Watson
   John "Come Closer So I Can Yell At You Properly, No, Closer. Closer" Watson
   John "No, don't knock me down and then lie on me. Why would I want that. Um." Watson

   Can't wait to see where this is going. :) Thanks for the chapter!

   Again, this story is NOT MY FAULT.

   Series

   • Part 10 of Fandom Saves Collection

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   422

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

   13

   Kudos:

   36

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

   383