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2025-07-10
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A short retelling of a woman’s death from falling down the stairs

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This is a short story of my friend falling down the stairs, there was no reason 4 this other than her own request, although I may have made remarks on her intelligence it is definitely untrue and I think she is the most beautiful, intelligent, attractive, highkey geeked and stunning woman in the world,

Notes:

Just a quick note to say, yes this is my first ever post and it is completely satire also to explain a few details.
Amelia is my female friend and Spicy is the name of one of her cats.
Despite the un seriousness of the story I did attempt to write an interesting and well written fic so I hope you all enjoy!!!

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Amelia was not much of a thinker; that much was clear from previous incidents, all curiously involving banana peels and an excessive amount of caffeine. But this analysis only makes the most recent accident more harrowing.
After getting out of bed and collecting the preordered coffee she paid extra for to be delivered to her windowsill, forcing the underpaid delivery driver to climb a mossy wooden ladder, all for the bad luck engulfing her to seem less significant, she departed from the bedroom—only to slip on the banana peel she had thrown away carelessly the night before.

The hall became further away as her brain caught up with reality. She was falling, and fast. While her descent slowed and her mind raced, memories flashed through her mind like pieces of a puzzle, all falling into place. It was not bad luck or her own carelessness causing her downfall… it was planned. Carelessness can only go so far; the true perpetrator was right there all along.

Spicy watched with a stone-cold expression etched into her face. A small, victorious smirk crept into her features as her plan's final steps were carried out. Amelia could only look on in horror and betrayal as a beloved roommate of years betrayed her in less than a second.The crime was done, and the cause could only be traced back to a single IQ test…