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wurk | 5 Members Active
Thursday 5:14 PM
Ruggie: who’s doing closing shift with me tomorrow
Ruggie: pls don’t say floyd
Floyd: what’s wrong with me bru
Jamil: literally everything so
Azul: it’s me actually
Ruggie: fuck
Azul: nvm maybe i SHOULD put floyd with u
Ruggie: CAN U NOT. WHAT’S WRONG WITH U
Jamil: everything
Jamil: everyone from octavinelle has something wrong with them
Jade: in ur hater era i see
Floyd: sea snake is always in his hater era bro
Floyd: genuinely there has never a day in his life where he smiles
Jamil: maybe that would change if i quit working here
Azul: u voluntarily applied to work here.
Ruggie: saying that like people are forced to work here
Jade: well
Ruggie:
Jamil: alright...
Jamil: okay but i didn’t know working at monstro longue would be hell on earth
Ruggie: idk how u expected any different when azul’s managing it
Azul: ??@##&^$&???/?
Ruggie: Wait who’s working rn ?? jade and kalim?
Jamil: Kalim is idk abt jade
Jade: yes we’re both working right now
Jade: why’re u asking
Ruggie: R u guys short staffed… if so i’ll swing by for some hours yk
Azul: u literally didn’t discuss that with me at all
Floyd: u wouldve said yes anyway
Floyd: nd remora didn’t u JUST get out of spell drive practice
Ruggie: yeah but i gotta stay on that grind 👅👅
Floyd: the grind being trying to stay out of poverty
Ruggie: ? kill urself maybe?
Ruggie: anyway. Jade. u short staffed?
Jade: um no
Jade: apart from kalim talking to every single one of his tables like they need to catch up on 50 years of memories together everything is going pretty smoothly
Jade: and the kitchen is being nice for once and not yelling at me to walk faster
Jamil: oh that’s why kalim hasn’t been active at all today
Ruggie: fuck outta here i’m gonna pick up a shift @ sam’s then
Jade: good luck w that
Azul: don’t overwork urself either
Ruggie: awww thanks azuzu
Azul: i’m never showing concern for u ever again never call me that
Jamil: LMFAOAOAOOOOO
Jamil: azul fake as fuck icl
Azul: says YOU
Azul: and i’m not fake whatsoever Ruggie is just a freak of nature
Ruggie: calling me that when floyd is here…
Floyd: i am NOT a freak. if anything that’s jade
Jade: is not?
Floyd: is to!
Ruggie: k bye have fun being stupid and dumb and nanana i need to live my employed life
Ruggie Bucchi is now offline.
Floyd: ? this bitch
Jamil: LMFAOOO
Floyd: he probably didn’t even do the lang homework either
Floyd: need the answers to that…
Azul: ure literally smart u can do it urself
Floyd: but like
Floyd: i’m too lazy.
Jamil: wbk
Jamil: we literally always see u locking urself in the break room not even 30 minutes into a shift
Azul: WHAT?
Floyd: SEA SNAKE DO U EVER SHUT UP
wurk | 4 Members Active
Friday 2:02 PM
Floyd: i did not realize everyone was working today
Ruggie: me either holy
Kalim: and why is it so BUSY 😣😣
Jade: no right like i get it’s friday but why is literally our entire school here
Floyd: like this place cannot be this popular this is genuinely insane
Ruggie: i mean at least the tips will be good right
Jamil: yeah plus it looks like we have more help
Floyd: wdym
Kalim: IS THAT SILVER
Jade: wait what why r silver and riddle here in uniform there’s no way
Floyd: I’M LAUGHING OH MY GOD
Ruggie: why does riddle look so PISSED OFF
Jamil: silver already looks lost we’re so done 😭😭😭
Jamil: not even ten minutes into shift smh
Kalim: wait i’m so happy r they working with us now
Jade: well it looks like it
Jade: @Azul_Ashengrotto
Azul: hi yes
Floyd: read up
Azul: k wait
Azul: oh i totally forgot to mention that.
Azul: um guys welcome riddle and silver to our team!!!
@Azul_Ashengrotto added @Riddle_Rosehearts
@Azul_Ashengrotto added @Silver178
wurk | 8 Members Active
Friday 2:06 PM
Kalim: omg hey guys
Riddle: Wurk?
Ruggie: GOTTA WORK GOTTA MAKE THAT MONEY MAKE PERKS 👅‼️‼️
Riddle: Excuse me
Silver: red velvet better
Jade: real like pls no more ateez
Jamil: oh so u guys were the one playing kpop instead of that classical music azul wants i thought it was only kalim
Kalim: HELLO?
Kalim: to be fair only the boy groups r Ruggie
Kalim: me and jade have been playing peak
Azul: ?
Azul: i’m going to fire u all
Ruggie: OKAY STOP I’M SORRY
Kalim: NO MORE TWICE 💔❓❓
Azul: OBVIOUSLY?
Azul: fml i’m just gonna give riddle the aux
Riddle: I don’t listen to music
Floyd: WHAT?
Riddle: I’m not allowed to
Riddle: Well, I’m referring to anything other than classical music
Azul: oh that’s fine here
Kalim: no wait that means u have like no life riddleee
Riddle: Wdym?
Jamil: music is just like
Jamil: it makes life not depressing
Floyd: ong like how have u not contemplated suicide yet like wtf
Ruggie: yeah that’s like so sad ijbol
Ruggie: even silver listens to music and he grew up in like the woods in the middle of nowhere
Silver: i grew up on kpop…
Silver: u guys don’t know wgat peak really is (girls generation)
Floyd: sone since day 1 holy
Silver: i’m not even the og sone my father is 🙏
Jamil: UR DAD???
Silver: yup
Ruggie: silver calling us newgens ?
Jade: first day and we already need to eliminate him
Silver: ELIMINATE???
Riddle: I feel like we should be working right now
Azul: YES THANK U.
Azul: can u guys DO YOUR JOBS.
Floyd: censor that word… can’t deal with it rn…
Jade: table of 9 just walked in for ur section btw
Floyd: literally fml bro
Floyd: i hate you so bad
Floyd: WHO’S EVEN DOING THE BAR TODAY CAN WE SWAP
Jamil: ummm… noo
Riddle: Why is there zero structure to this place
Riddle: I thought Floyd worked in the kitchen
Floyd: awww keeping track of me goldfishiee
Riddle: No you freak
Riddle: but seriously what is going on
Ruggie: we literally just be doing everything bro
Ruggie: azul don’t gaf
Azul: I DO.
Azul: i just stopped caring when it comes to u guys cus i can’t deal with u guys like. ever
Azul: AND STOP LOITERING AROUND?? GO WORK
Kalim: ugh but like there’s a bunch of ignihyde students in my section and they never wanna talkkkkkk
Kalim: who’s host
Jade: me lol
Kalim: jade pleaseeeee what the helllyyyyyy
Floyd: he’s so fuckin evil
Floyd: I HATE ALL THESE PEOPLE
Floyd: bruh riddle y do u still look mad
Jamil: LMFAOO YEAH i can see ur face all the way from here
Riddle: Some
Riddle: Heartslabyul students are here
Ruggie: ure saying that as if that’s not YOUR CARD SOLDIERS?
Kalim: WHAT REALLY? WAUT THAT’S SO NICE OFTHEM TO SHOW UP
Jade: yes see riddle
Jade: exactly why i put them in ur section
Riddle: …
Silver: It’s okay it’s not like ure gonna embarrass urself in front of them
Jamil: don’t say that LMAO 😭 you're gonna jinx him
Silver: oops sorry
Azul: it’s okay u can see him walking to the table already
Jamil: with the most devastating expression ive ever seen on him
Jamil: y is he even working here anyway
Jamil: riddle is like. not the type to work a service job
Jade: right like all he does is study study study
Azul: i
Azul: um
Floyd: bruh azul doesnt even know
Floyd: what are u useful for
Jade: u should go bother ur little goldfishie about it then
Floyd: oh here comes azul number 1 dih sucker
Jade: kys ?
Ruggie: guys what is with this new obsession with matcha
Ruggie: why is everyone asking for it like
Kalim: didnt azul just add it to the drinks menu too
Azul: yes
Azul: it’s rlly popular rn on magicam
Azul: i dont get the craze whatsoever but i mean the people like it
Jamil: bro shut up matcha is so good
Kalim: don’t even play rn Jamil is like matcha number 1 defender
Floyd: more than jade tho
Jamil: YES don’t even
Jamil: jade is probably a poser
Jamil: in it for the trend and that’s it
Jade: shut up YOU r probably the poser here
Jamil: JADE U LITERALLY ARE THE BIGGEST TREND HOPPER HERE
Jamil: U BUY LABUBUS AND MATCHA AND BEFORE THAT WERE SONNY ANGELS AND BOBA
Jamil: I KNOW U.
Jade: .
Kalim: clocked
Floyd: sybau
Floyd: but actually jade u need to get rid of ur labubus theyre so scary
Floyd: matcha is mid too that shit tastes like straight GRASS
Jamil: someone kill him
Jade: frl
Floyd: ??? FUCK ALL OF U
Ruggie: literally what r we talking about rn
Ruggie: what is a labubu
Kalim; i’m the owner of the one and only 24 carat gold labewbew
Ruggie: ??
Jade: kalim can u make that for me
Jade: personalized with my name engraved on it
Kalim: omg should i
Floyd: bruh NO i don’t wanna see another labubu on jade’s shelf
Azul: those things actually r so soulless
Azul: they look like actual demons
Jade: saying that as if u don’t resell my dupes ?
Azul: that’s different bc i’m not keeping them i’m just making profit
Silver: all azul thinks about is making that bag
Azul: guilty!
Silver: shirley temples better btw
Jamil: SYBAU HOLY SHIT
wurk | 8 Members Active
Friday 5:37 PM
Riddle: why is working here genuinely difficult
Riddle: why do people order like they learned how to talk 30 minutes before they entered the place
Silver: right it’s so frustrating
Silver: like yes the spaghetti and meatballs comes with meatballs it’s literally in the name
Riddle: and then all i can do is stare at them like ?? i’m going to collar someone at this point
Ruggie: LMFAOAOO u’ll get used to it eventually
Riddle: no i don’t think i will
Floyd: u will
Riddle: boy shut up
Jade: at least u guys don’t have to deal with people coming in with parties of like fifty thousand with no reservation on a friday night
Ruggie: at least u don’t have to deal with those fifty thousand people
Kalim: no i actually feel bad for jade tho like why am i hearing heated screams every other minute
Azul: and then they always ask for me like what am i gonna do about the wait there’s ZERO tables available
Azul: and don’t even get me started on ace and deuce
Azul: like they’ve come in three times already
Riddle: i’m so mad why are they here
Floyd: ure always mad tho
Riddle: i’m going to suffocate u in ur sleep
Floyd: i’d like that
Jamil: ?
Silver: why do we close at 9
Silver: i don’t wanna be here anymore
Kalim: right like i’ve already seen a bunch of people leave and we’re all stuck hereeee
Jamil: except for me
Floyd: smd i hate u
Jamil: no thanks save that for someone else
Kalim: wait what
Kalim: jamilllllllll when r u done
Jamil: at six
Kaliim: WHAT
Kalim: tjat’s in like 20 minutes nooo…
Ruggie: who’s covering for u
Azul: it’s a third yr
Ruggie: the one that broke the door off trein’s room?
Azul: yes ijbol
Floyd: oh hell nah he pisses me off
Kalim: STOP NO HE DOESN’T LIKE TO TALK TO ME
Azul: does that mean u won’t be floating around the bar anymore
Kalim: yes…………………….
Kalim: but seriously he’s so mean for no reason
Ruggie: azul why did u even hire him like his resting bitch face is so bad i don’t even think the customers like him
Floyd: ong
Azul: um
Azul: well he’s from pomefiore yk
Jamil: oh so he’s one of those
Ruggie: a pretty PRIVILEGE hire.
Azul: A LOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE HIM
Kalim: what EVER
Jade: he’s not even all that pretty either
Floyd: jealous much
Jade: i’m not he’s just fugly
Jade: there’s a million prettier faces in pomefiore and u chose him…??
Riddle: this is so shady
Jade: it’s not
Jade: why r u even defending him he’s such a bitch
Ruggie: woah what’d he do to u
Jade: nothing he’s just annoying as shit
Silver: wait is this the guy that tried confessing to u last year
Jade: SILVER
Floyd: WhAT????
Azul: HELLO AND U DIDN’T TELL ME????
Floyd: OR ME EITHER?????
Silver: stop bc it was actually so weird he tried flirting with jade by saying he always wanted to try sauteed eel or something right
Jade: guys this is giving me trauma flashbacks
Kalim: ??????????
Kalim: WHAT THE FREAK
Jamil: JADE WHY IS HE STILL LIVING WHAT
Ruggie: BRO
Ruggie: YOURE LETTING WAY TOO MUCH SLIDE
Azul: im genuinely speechless
Riddle: how in the world is that even a good pick up line
Floyd: ong we have to fight bc what
Riddle: silver how do YOU even know that
Silver: because it was literally last year and me and jade were walking to crewel’s class tgt after school
Jade: we had detention btw
Riddle: smh jade i thought u were better than this
Jade: apparently throwing a frog at someone is not socially acceptable
Kalim: the poor frog omg
Jade: who gaf the frog deserved it
Riddle: okay so ure just evil
Floyd: wbk
Silver: alr continuing.
Silver: so we were walking together right
Silver: and like no one was in the halls because it was friday and people had stuff to do idk
Jamil: can we get to the point
Jade: no listen to him
Silver: so on our way he like walks right in front of jade
Silver: and to preface i was walking a bit behind jade and him so maybe he didnt see me right
Jade: so this guy
Jade: wraps his arm around my shoulder
Ruggie: BRO LMFAOAOAO
Floyd: WHY DID U NOT SHAKE HIS ARM OFF???
Jade: look
Jade: i was a little weak to his pretty face
Kalim: R U SERIOUS
Jade: even floyd can agree he’s beautiful tho
Floyd: he might be pretty but idgaf he pmo sooo bad
Riddle: he’s objectively pretty then
Floyd: well yes
Jade: ok so he flung his arm around me
Ruggie: and little ol jade leech doesn’t say anything about it cus ouuu pretty boy came up to me!!!
Jade: stfu i’m going to punch ur teeth in
Ruggie: nanananana
Silver: anyways
Silver: i was so uncomfortable cus now i was just walking behind these two and they’re so close
Silver: like i swear to god he was rubbing all up on jade
Azul: oh hell no
Silver: and like obv he didn’t see me and all i can see is these 2 people who are literally on top of each other while this kid says some of the most embarrassing words alive
Jade: it was giving thanos from squid games honestly
Silver: it rlly was
Jade: and so i was getting like grossed out bc he was like wanna go back to my dorm room??? my roommates arent there and shit it was just so weird
Jade: mind u i was 16
Floyd: 16 years young
Jade: but the thing is i WAS 16 years young
Silver: this was also in like november too so this was jade’s like third month of having feet
Silver: i can see him trying to distance himself fumbling over his big ass feet while this sophmore is tryna get some
Jade: and so i was like get away from me
Jade: and what does he do
Jade: NOT GET AWAY FROM ME
Riddle: did this end in a physical altercation because i feel like it does
Jade: aw how’d u know
Azul: ???????????
Azul: U GUYS R ON THE SAME SHIFT ALL THE TIME HOW DO U GUYS EVEN WORK
Jade: i’m just that professional we know
Ruggie: liar jade is actually putting the most insufferable people in his section whenever he works
Jamil: i dont blame him LMFAO
Kalim: right like i fear him being all up on me like that would traumatize me
Silver: yeah so it ended up with jade pushing that guy into that one well in the lower left courtyard and booking it
Silver: like i swear jade was going to trip over his own feet
Kalim: ISNT THAT WELL LIKE 30 FEET DEEP???
Jade: oh well
Jamil: i can’t believe no one but silver saw that
Ruggie: that’s actually crazy
Ruggie: how tf did he get out
Jade: idk but that’s not my problem
Riddle: how did u manage to go from labubus and matcha to u committing borderline assault
Kalim: it was in self defense though
Riddle: true…
Floyd: azul can u fire him
Azul: sighs
Azul: okay .
Jamil: I AM NOT STAYING ANOTHER 3 HOURS
Ruggie: FUCK I’LL COVER FOR JAMIL
Azul: WHATEVER I DON’T CARE DO WHAT U WANT