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  1. The best idea he’s ever had by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    13 Jul 2025

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    “You are not putting THAT inside me.”

    “-Please.” Phainon pleads, giving Mydei his signature puppy-dog eyes. It doesn’t work this time- seems like the Deliverer has exhausted his uses for the week and should wait for Monday’s reset- but Mydei’s nervous glare softens a little anyways.

    “Perhaps I should ask Anaxa to stop by and enlighten you with a few more anatomy lessons; since you clearly weren’t paying enough attention during your time at the grove.” Mydei scolds, even as he eyes the monstrosity in Phainon’s hands with interest.

    “What?” Phainon replies innocently. “It’s not that much bigger than you, is it?”

    The audacity.

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