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Maleficent and hades were auguring again like usual but suddenly it got heated and Maleficent started to use her magic, and before things got out of hand, their daughter also the queen of auradon, Mal, did a forbidden teleportation spell on accident. They teleported to a random dark, dirty ally way that sounded like it was in a huge city.
“Mal… where the hell are we?!” Maleficent yelled at her daughter as her ex husband, Hades, looked around the ally with confusion.
“I-I-…I don’t know…” mal said holding back tears. The thing about Maleficent and hades is that they divorced when Mal was a baby she kicked hades out. Hades is still crazy in love with her but they argue all the time too, but she still always wins. And Mal was abused all her childhood so Just now Mal and Maleficent and kind of trying to rekindle their relationship. And Mal and hades final have a good relationship as of 2 years ago.
“What the hell do you mean you don’t know?! How can you not know?!” Hades said frustrated, “again I don’t know! ….well actually…” Mal said.
“Well actually what??” Hades sked. “When you two were fights…I-i-i did a transportation spell…I thought it would make you guys stop” Mal said in a panic.
“Mal… what spell did you use?…” Maleficent asked taking a few slow steps closer.
“Uhm… I think it was like ‘in perpetuum motus’…” mal said nervously as she tried to pronounce the Latin.
“DAMNIT MAL FUCK!” Maleficent yelled and kicked a random tin on the ground.
Mal was no on the verge of tears, all the years of abuse has made her both very strong to people but sensitive to her. “I’m sorry I didn’t-I didn’t know…”
Hades, in a swift movement, put his arm around Mal to comfort his daughter. “Maleficent what is the spell?”
“It’s a spell used for teleportation to banish people away like beast did to us on the island except this one is another demotion…” She said clearly pissed. “What?” Hades added clearly trying to maintain his cool.
“And now we don’t have any fucking magic!” Maleficent glared at Mal, a look that has army’s of men to her feet. “So how the fuck do we get it back?!” Hades exclaimed.
“Well since our daughter can’t pronounce shit we’ll have it back in 1-2 weeks” she said rolling her yes and Mal looked down. “Then we can use it to return to our relm…” hades added on.
Maleficent nodded l. Hades turned to Mal, trying to stay calm for the sake of her because clearly her mother doesn’t care about that, “maly what the hell did you do?”
At this point Mal was so panicked that she started to cry a little. I mean she’s the whole queen of Auradon, of course it’s going to be tough for Ben ruling without her for a while. “I don’t know, I’m sorry okay!? I panicked!”
“Okay okay we just need to figure out where we are.” Hades said then looked at his hot ex wife who was looking around. “Hades look” she said looking up at the huge buildings, bright lights and American flag. “So that’s where we are” hades said to himself. “New York” Maleficent added.
“New York?? What and where is that??” Maleficent glared asked nervously looking around. “It’s a city in America, where we are.” Hades said. “Mhm” Maleficent hummed in agreement.
“So now we know where we are, we should probably find somewhere to stay for the next 1-2 weeks” hades said. “Okay…oh let’s get a hotel!” Mal said excitedly from her good idea. She was just glad to be helping. “That’s a great idea maly” hades said with a loving smile.
Maleficent, irritated as hell, rolled her eyes and scoffed. “And with what money?”. Mal thought for a second. “Well I have about $50 on me right now so-“
“They’re not going to take that here Mal.” Maleficent said crossing her arms. “Your mother’s right, we need to find somewhere money.” Hades said as he knelt down to think.
“Okay” Mal said quietly since her money won’t work and people would just laugh at them if she handed them money from Auradon. “Maleficent look.” Hades said pointing to a dead homeless guy with a cup of money by him. Maleficent walked over to the cop and took the money out of it. “Mom! That could have belonged to him!” Mal said in a quiet yell. “Well he isn’t going to use it anytime soon now is he?” Maleficent said stuffing the $180 in her bra.
“She’s got a point maly and- shit 180?” Hades said side tracked of how much the homeless guy had. “Okay but-wait really? Maybe we can find a cheaper hotel with that!” Mal said hopeful. “Yeah baby we know” Maleficent said crossing her arms and they began to walk.
After they had been walking for a while in the big busy streets they finally found a promising hotel. “Okay let’s go in” Mal said nervously. “K” Maleficent said. As they walked in there was a rundown front desk. The worker, they didn’t care to know his name looked at them a little confused, buts its New York so he wasn’t surprised. “How can I help you?” The worker asked.
“We need three rooms.” Hades said firmly. The worker looked at Maleficent and Mal then back to him, “we only have room for 1 room.” He said nonchalantly. “1 room?” Hades asked. “Yes with 2 beds.” The worker added.
“We’ll take it!” Maleficent said fast before her parents could deny. “Mmk great and how long is your stay?” The worker asked with. Time that was clear he didn’t want to be there anymore then they wanted to be. “1-2 weeks we don’t know yet…” Mal said nervously. “Mmk so 1 week would be $60 and 2 would be $120.” He said looking like he was either high or tiered honestly probably both.
Maleficent grabbed the money from her black laced bra and hades $120 to Mal, which then she handed it to the worker and he gave her a key. “Thank you” Mal said.
As they walked into the hotel room Mal looked around. “Hmm not bad” Mal said. “No it isn’t” hades added on.
“Well since there’s two beds…” Mal looked at her mom. “Is it okay if I sleep with you?” Mal asked tentatively and a little scared. “Whatever” Maleficent said as she sat in the bed. “Okay then…it’s settled!” Mal said. “Good” hades said.
“Wait we’re did you get those?” Mal asked in disbelief as her mother was lighting a cigarette.
“Places Mal, places” she said as she light the cigarette. Hades just laughed, “okay well I’m going to take a shower..” Mal said.
Hades plopped down on the bed and laid next to her. She was so fucking hot, the way the smoke curled from her lips and she smoked the cigarette in the dimly light room making him miss her even more if that was possible. Maleficent handed hades the cigarette and laid down. She was clearly tense so he put his hand on her thigh.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Your tense” he said rubbing her thigh.
“No im just pissed.” She said rolling to her side so her back was against him. “It was a mistake she made, she’s still learning her magic” he said as he began to lightly scratch her back in remembering she likes that. “I guess” she said getting comfortable.
“Listen I did a fucked up thing and I will always regret that, but I just want a good relationship with Mal. And hopefully you..” he said hopeful.
“You should, she needs it.” She said
“I will, well am.” Spooning her and scratching her back.
Mal waked out the bathroom in a towel she had on to grab her clothes, “oh…hey guysss” she said in a mischievous smile. “Hurry the fuck up so I can get in.” Maleficent said. “Okay okay geez” she said as she went back in to get dressed and walked back out so Maleficent went in.
“So daddd…what’s going on there?” Mal said blushing. Which to hades just glared at her with a smirk.
Mal’s took off her black sexy dress and black laced lingerie that showed off her perfect sexy body. About 5 minutes into her shower she heard a knock on the door. “What?” She called out.
“Me and maly are going to get food we’ll be back” he said “k” she responded. Once Maleficent gets out the shower and wrapped herself in a black towel. She walked out into the room and stoped in her tracks as she saw her black laced lingerie and short black laced robe on the bed along with other clothes from the isle and some of hades and Mals clothes as well. Someone probably magically transported them there. She bent down to the mini fridge and there was also red wine in there. “fucking finally, something good from this shit show.” She said putting in her lingerie that was a black laced bra and thong and slips g the robe on as well, just not tying it.
A little later hades and mal got back with 2 bags of food in their hands and hades was stunned seeing Maleficent on the bed in her lingerie and robe drinking her red wine. “We uh…were-“ hades tried before Mal cut him off. “We’re here mommy!!!” Mal said excitedly as she hopped in to the bed by her mom with a bag of food in her hand.
“Yeah” seeing his ex wife like that just makes him go crazy.
“Good, some clothes were sent.” She said nodding over to them on hades smaller bed. “Oh and also we have wine now” she smiled. “Finally something pleasurable” he said. They all sat, Mal Maleficent only had some fries because fuck no. They are and laughed.
“Well I’m beat” Mal said with a cute innocent smile. “Same” hades agreed.
“Well pumpkin, it looks like it’s just you and me.” She and snaking her arms around Mals said and putting her head and her shoulder. “Damn I was hoping I could get the experience of sleeping with you, Malef” hades smirked and so did Maleficent. “Ew-okay good night!” Mal said laying down in bed trying to shake that off.
That night Mal just couldn’t sleep, she was tense and restless, so Maleficent put her arm on Mal’s leg to make Mal feel better but it wanted to working so she pulled Mal close and cuddled her tight. “Better baby?”she whispered in Mal’s ear, Mal nodded with a big smile.
The next morning hades threw the covers off of them both, and saw Maleficent holding their baby close, “get up you two.” He said. “Mm give it back I don’t wanna wake up” mal groaned, mumbled and tiredly reaching for the covers.
“You two get 5 more minutes” he said firmly. “Fine” Maleficent said.
About 10 minutes later hades came back to wake them up. “Okay get up” he said. “Wha-? That was at least two minutes.” She said groggy.
“I gave you ten” he said crossing his arms. “And I got mimosas” he said knowing that would wake Maleficent up. “give it” she said sitting up.
“You’re an alcoholic I hope you know that” he smiled. “Dont act like you aren’t either” she said , hades smiled “fair.”
“Did you get me one?” Mal asked. “Umm no…?” hades said sassy. “What why?” Because your way to young!” He said with shrug. “Dad I’m 23! And plus mom gave me glasses of wine at 6!” She said.
“Well it’s your mother can you blame her?” Hades said “and your still to young”
“Then when can I?!” She exclaimed. “When I’ve been around for twenty years one years” he took a sip with his pinky up. Mal smiled “are you serious?!”
Hades tuned to Maleficent “and you gave her wine at 6?!”
“Please you would have done the same damn thing with bourbon.” She said as she rolled her eyes. “Probably” he said.
After they get dressed hades stretched his arms up in the air with a yawn. “So what are we gonna do today?” He asked. “You’re the one that was in a damn rush to get us up.” Maleficent said lacing her high heels boots. “Well someone is still tired” hades said with his hand on his heart like he hurt her. She smiled and rolled her eyes “fuck off”
“We should explore!” Mal said happy. “That’s a good idea maly” hades said painting her head. Which she smiled big to “thank you!”
They leave and walk around town square, both hades and Maleficent have their bitch faces on, well Maleficent’s is just naturally sexy and bitchy, because they are protective of all right now.
“Let’s find something to eat I’m hungry” Mal said as she looked around. “Money…”hades reminded her. But Maleficent was ahead of that, she had already pickpocketed 12 people, already having $250 in her bra. Hades just laughed as she showed him the money she stole.
Once they got into the restaurant they was one waiter at the greeting table already. “Yellow how many?” He asked. “Three” Mal said “okay pay here.”
“Oh…kay” Mal said weirdly. She paid him and he led them to their booth. Maleficent slid in and Mal went next to her, hades in the opposite side from them. “What would you like to drink?” He’s asked. “Red wine” Maleficent said not looking up from the menu. “I’ll do a sprite.” Mal said with a cute innocent smile. “Uhh a whiskey.” Hades said.
“Coming right up.” And the waiter walked away.
“Why did they have us pay already?” Mal asked.
“Because they’re fucking retarted.” Maleficent said. “Really mom” Mal said covering her face and shaking her head. Hades laughed.
“I mean she’s got a point” hades said with a shrug. “No that’s mean!” Mal exclaimed.
“What’d you expect pumpkin?” Maleficent said. “Flowers?” Hades finished for her and they laughed. Mal just rolled her eyes “whatever anyways I have to go to the bathroom.”
As Mal left Maleficent leaned in. “You want weed?” She asked. “Yes-wait how?” He asked.
“The guy over there dropped it” she said, “and you’re going to steal it” he added on. “Mhm”
At the perfect Moment Mal walked back over “mom I can’t find the bathroom, and I really have to pee”
Maleficent and hades smirked. “Come on baby” Maleficent walked with Mal until they got by the man with the weed, Maleficent then tripped Mal kinda hard. “Ow what the-“
“Oh shit maly are you okay” she asked as she bent down to pick up Mal and the weed. “What was that for?” Mal asked rubbing her knee. “Hold on” Maleficent said.
They walk into the bathroom and Maleficent gets out the baggie of weed. “Shit and eighth” she said as she put in in Mals pocket. “No no no not on me!!” Mal said panicked. “Yes now go to the damn bathroom and hurry up” maleficent said as she checked her makeup and tits in the mirror. “Omg fine!” Mal said as she went into the stall. “Just give it to your father after” maleficent said. “Okay” mal said back.
They walked back to their booth and sat down to see their drinks are there. “You got it” hades asked. “Of course I fucking got it” she said as Mal handed him the baggie under the table nervously. They all sipped in their drinks and talked until the waiter came back. “Are we ready to order?” He asked.
“Steak” hades said taking a sip. “Shrimp” Maleficent said not bothering to look up.
“I’ll uh..i will do the chicken tinders” Mal said and Maleficent rolled her eyes.
“Coming right up” he said as he walked off. “Out of everything you chose that?” Hades asked. “It was the best choice!” She said. “No, no it was not” Maleficent said. “I’m just a picky eater” mal said with a pouty face.
They laughed and talked as they enjoyed their food. Mal talked about her life in Auradon and how she missed it.
"It's so weird being here," Mal said, looking around the crowded restaurant, "Everything's so...different."
Maleficent took a sip of her wine, "It's shitty" she said, a hint of amusement in her voice.
Once they had finished their food, the trio made their way back to the hotel room, the bustle of the city a stark contrast to the quiet solitude they were used to in Auradon. The elevator ride up was filled with tension, each lost in their own thoughts about their current predicament.
Once inside, Hades pulled out the baggie of weed from his pocket, a sly grin on his face. "Looks like we've got ourselves a little pick-me-up," he said, tossing it to Maleficent. She caught it deftly, her eyes lighting up at the sight of the green buds.
"Finally," she murmured, her voice thick with anticipation. She began to meticulously break down the weed, her movements a dance of experience. Hades watched with a hint of admiration, remembering the wild nights they used to have together.
Maleficent rolled a joint with the finesse of a seasoned pro, licking the paper to seal it. She passed it to Hades, who took a long drag and held the smoke in his lungs before exhaling a plume of sweet-smelling smoke into the air. He handed it to Mal, who shook her head no. Mal sat in Maleficent’s lap with her head on her chest.
“You sure you don’t want any?” Hades asked, his voice a little softer than before. Mal just shrugged. “It’s okay, baby, you can say no to things. It’s your body, your choice,” Maleficent whispered in her ear, stroking her daughter’s hair.
They sat in the quiet room, the only sound being the occasional crackle of the joint as Hades took another hit. The smoke filled the air, creating a haze that seemed to relax the tension in the room. Mal leaned into her mother, feeling the warmth and the steady beat of her heart, something she hadn’t felt in years.
Maleficent took the joint back and took a long pull, her eyes closing briefly as she enjoyed the feeling of the smoke filling her lungs. She handed it back to Hades and leaned back into the bed, Mal still nestled in her mothers arms.
"So what do we do now?" Mal asked, her voice a little muffled against her mother's chest.
Maleficent's eyes remained closed, savoring the moment, "We'll figure it out, baby. We always do."
Hades took another hit from the joint, passing it back to Maleficent. "Yeah, we've got two weeks to get our magic back. Plenty of time to explore and maybe even have a bit of fun," he said with a mischievous grin, the effects of the weed starting to show.