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4995 South Bedford Street
(Chat with: Eddie, Buck, and Chris)
8:07 pm
Buck
[handsindogcomp.link]
WE NEED
Eddie
No?
Chris
In my humble opinion-
Eddie
DEFINITELY no.
Chris
This is ableism
Buck
(Eddie, how do we respond to this?)
Eddie
(You don’t)
Chris, we are not getting a dog.
Chris
😒
~~~
[0] Days Without a Hospital Bill
(Chat with: Bobby Nash, Buck Buckley, Eddie Diaz, Hen Wilson, Chimney Han, and Ravi Panikkar)
9:00 am
Buck Buckley
Look at me, restraining myself and sending something at a *reasonable* time
[handsindogcomp.link]
CAP WHAT IF-
Eddie Diaz
Buck, we talked about this
Bobby Nash
No, Buck. We are not getting a dog.
Eddie Diaz
SEE-
Buck Buckley
CAP WHY?
Hen Wilson
Are you sure you want that list Buck?
Buck Buckley
😒
Ravi Panikkar
Look what you did to the poor thing!
Chimney Han
Why are you supporting him Ravi???
Ravi Panikkar
The first rule of pet ownership is never making your pet sad.
You all broke that rule.
I’m sorry they made you sad Buck 😔
Hen Wilson
Did you just-
Chimney Han
LMAO
RAVI 😭
Buck Buckley
Booooooo
Eddie Diaz
You know this could have been avoided if you took the no the first time
Chimney Han
It’s like running to your father when your mother says no
Except its your boyfriend and Captain
Ravi Panikkar
bro wtf
Hen Wilson
You lost me there buddy
Buck Buckley
🙄
Whatever
Still want the dog though
Eddie Diaz
NO
Bobby Nash
I don’t think this is the appropriate chat for this conversation. This is the work group.
Buck Buckley
It is work related though! It would be a STATION dog!
Bobby Nash
The answer is still no, Buck.
Buck Buckley
Losers :(
~~~
4995 South Bedford Street
(Chat with: Eddie, Buck, and Chris)
5:15 pm
Buck
[whitesquirrel.link]
NOW Hear me out on this one
Eddie
Babe what the hell
Chris
Gotta agree with dad on this one chief
Buck
You’re supposed to be on my side Chris :(
Chris
Don’t give me that 😒
It would be a threat to my homework!
Eddie
THAT’S what you’re worried about?
Chris
Yes?
It’s cute otherwise. Just impractical.
Buck
Where’s the whimsy??
Chris
Who tf taught you about whimsy???
Eddie
Chris 😒
Buck
Really feeling the love here.
~~~
[4] Days Without a Hospital Bill
(Chat with: Bobby Nash, Buck Buckley, Eddie Diaz, Hen Wilson, Chimney Han, and Ravi Panikkar)
11:24 am
Buck Buckley
@Eddie Diaz
THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T WANT A DOG WITH ME
YOU’RE A HATER
Eddie Diaz
Buck…
Ravi Panikkar
Yeah Eddie
Why are you such a hater?
Eddie Diaz
I don’t hate dogs!
Hen Wilson
Eddie, we need to look at the facts
Chimney Han
Your boyfriend was playing with a dog the size of himself and instead of standing next to him you stayed by the engine.
Ravi Panikkar
That was 50 feet away.
That’s hater behavior.
Eddie Diaz
I’M NOT A HATER!
It was just…
Big.
And wet.
Buck Buckley
I didn’t hear any complaining about that last night 😏😉
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Ravi Panikkar
EWWWWWW
Chimney Han
NASTY
Hen Wilson
Buck what the hell 😭
Bobby Nash
Buck, may I remind you that this is the work chat?
Eddie Diaz
Please remind him 😭
I’m sorry I couldn’t figure out how to describe it!
Hen Wilson
Slobber, Eddie.
It was a slobbery Newfoundland.
You don’t need to say anything else.
Eddie Diaz
Oh 😔
~~~
Private Message between Buck Buckley and Hen Wilson
2:30 pm
Buck Buckley
HEN
Are you seeing this??
Hen Wilson
Yes, Buck.
I’m standing right next to you
Buck Buckley
THEYRE SO BIG
ITS SMALLER THAN HE IS
Hen Wilson
Buck I am aware how kittens work.
Buck Buckley
HOW DID I NOT KNOW MY BOYFRIEND IS A CAT WHISPERER??
Hen Wilson
I don’t know Buck.
Buck Buckley
HEN HE”S SO HOT
Hen Wilson
I know that Buck.
Buck Buckley
AHHHHHHH
~~~
Private Message between Buck Buckley and Maddie Han
3:13 pm
Buck Buckley
MADDIE
MADDIE
MADDIEEEEE
Maddie Han
Buck, I am at work 😭 What??
Buck Buckley
HES SO CUTE MADDIE
Maddie Han
Is this about the cat?
Buck Buckley
YES THIS IS ABOUT THE CAT
I am biblically aware of the size of Eddie’s arms
Maddie Han
Ew
Continue
Buck Buckley
But I didn’t quite get it until he was holding a KITTEN SMALLER THAN HIS ARMS
If I could get pregnant it would have happened on site.
Maddie Han
There are just some things I shouldn’t know about my little brother.
This being one of them.
Buck Buckley
Be supportive of me Maddie 😭
Maddie Han
I will once you stop talking about how you want your boyfriend “biblically”
Are you going to get a cat now?
Buck Buckley
Should I?
He already said no to the dog.
And the squirrel.
Maddie Han
Definitely not asking about the second one.
It looks like he had definitive reasons why he didn’t like those… options.
But he liked the cat, right?
Buck Buckley
He kept calling the cat “gatito” and “frijolito” so I think that’s a good thing?
Maddie Han
Little Bean???
Buck Buckley
Even said it while holding his paw
Maddie Han
With all the love in this world, get this man a cat
Buck Buckley
o7
Maddie Han
What does that mean?
Buck Buckley
idk
Chris uses it in place of the salute
So I assume it’s that?
~~~
4995 South Bedford Street
(Chat with: Eddie, Buck, and Chris)
1:20 am
Buck
[merrygoround.link]
[catinbox.link]
[catvspen.link]
Eddie
I am right next to you?
And it’s a school night?
Chris
I too would like to know why Buck is sending videos at one in the morning, when I should be asleep
Eddie
And why aren’t you?
Chris
Irrelevant
The real question is why Buck is sending cat videos at 1am
Eddie
Would you like to say something Buck?
Buck
Nope!
~~~
Private Message between Eddie Diaz and Maddie Han
7:20 pm
Eddie Diaz
Hypothetically
Maddie Han
There is no “hypothetically” about this. Yes you should get a cat.
Eddie Diaz
Maddie????
Maddie Han
He said he wanted you biblically after you held a kitten.
For the love of God get a cat
Eddie Diaz
He needs to stop exposing our sex life
Maddie Han
Please
~~~
[7] Days Without a Hospital Bill
(Chat with: Bobby Nash, Buck Buckley, Eddie Diaz, Hen Wilson, Chimney Han, and Ravi Panikkar)
3:19 pm
Buck Buckley
[catincar.link]
It’s like my fyp is listening to me
This is EXACTLY the call from the other day
Chimney Han
It’s like the internet WANTS you to get a cat
Hen Wilson
I see nothing wrong with getting a cat
Ravi Panikkar
If any of my tenants have dogs it’s on SITE
But the cats get pspspsps and a treat
Buck Buckley
So we’re anti-dog?
I hate it here
Chimney Han
We’re not anti-dog, we’ve just filled out our dog quota
Buck Buckley
Eddie I’m being bullied 😭
Eddie Diaz
I’m sorry baby 💙
Buck Buckley
❤️
Eddie Diaz
But sometimes you bring this on yourself
Buck Buckley
💔
~~~
Private Message between Eddie Diaz and Evan Buckley
10:42 pm
Eddie Diaz
Hypothetically, if we WERE to get a cat
Buck Buckley
Yes? 🥺
Eddie Diaz
It would need to be orange.
Buck Buckley
Why orange?
Eddie Diaz
There’s something about an orange cat
I don’t know. I’ve always wanted one
Buck Buckley
🥹
We will make this happen baby
Eddie Diaz
I know you really wanted a dog, though.
Buck Buckley
If I’m being honest, I just liked the idea of something cuddly.
We’re gonna get you your orange cat
Eddie Diaz
Really?
Buck Buckley
Really.
~~~
4995 South Bedford Street
(Chat with: Eddie, Buck, and Chris)
2:36 pm
Buck
[chef.img]
What about this one?
Chris
WE’RE GETTING A CAT???
Buck
It says here he loves snuggles, and he’s orange, Eddie!
Eddie
🥹
When can we meet him?
Buck
Already made the appointment
Chris
I fear this is PDA at its worst. And I can’t even see either of you fools.
Eddie
I love you!
~~~
Private Message between Buck Buckley and Maddie Han
3:45 pm
Buck Buckley
MADDIE
[eddieandchef.img]
Maddie Han
Awwwww! What’s his name?
Buck Buckley
His name is Chef!
Maddie Han
Eddie looks like he’s having a great time!
Buck Buckley
IT MADE MY OVARIES EXPLODE MADS
Maddie Han
Gross?
Buck Buckley
Eddie walked in there and all of the cats just, horded around him! And when the volunteer handed him Chef, I almost cried. It was the cutest thing ever
I almost proposed on the spot
Maddie Han
Ooop?
Buck Buckley
I’m not joking Maddie. Chef started purring immediately and I think Eddie was singing him a spanish lullaby?
I need to lock that down.
Maddie Han
You do that then?
Buck Buckley
Mark my words.
MARK
MY
WORDS
Maddie Han
Buck proposal plan ✅
Buck Buckley
😏
~~~
Everyone’s Invited (aka the Family Chat)
(Chat with: Athena, Bobby, Buck, and others)
12:43 pm
Buck!
[chefinababysling.img]
[eddietyingthebabysling.img]
[eddiechefandaring.img]
[chrisandchef.img]
Buck!
It’s official! We now have a cat! Everyone, meet Chef!
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Karen!
Awww, that looks like such a sweet cat!
Chimney!
I do want to ask about the baby sling though.
Bobby!
He looks very comfortable!
Buck!
I kept seeing these videos with cats in baby slings, so Maddie gave us hers to try out! While Eddie was wrapping it up, Chef was incredibly impatient 😂. It’s been about two hours now and he’s still asleep.
Hen!
Wait a minute.
Wait a damn minute.
Eddie!
What?
Athena!
[circledhand.screenshot]
Care to explain boys?
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Ravi!
THERE’S A RING???
Eddie!
Oops!
Surprise?