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1. Handbook for the Recently Expecting by AfterTheFuneral

   Fandoms: Beetlejuice (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz
   • Beetlejuice & Lydia Deetz
   • Lydia Deetz
   • Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
   • Astrid Deetz
   • beetlebabes
   • Lydia Deetz Needs a Hug
   • Adult Lydia Deetz
   • Soft Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
   • Pervert Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
   • Pregnancy
   • Medical
   • Anxiety Disorder
   • Depression
   • References to Depression
   • Love
   • Romance
   • Married Couple
   • Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Pegging
   • Dominance
   • Submission
   • Femdom
   • Rough Sex
   • Family

   Summary

   Suprise! Ghosts are real and you can have sex with them! A few months following a sudden Halloween wedding to Betelgeuse, Lydia finds herself in a the delicate state while filming a new episode of Ghost House. Betelgeuse couldn't be happier and Lydia couldn't be more terrified. They work through these opposing feelings together the only way a gothic power couple can: through tense emotions and passionate dominating sex.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Cradle to Grave

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   26,684

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   46

   Bookmarks:

   5

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   831