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1. Wholesome Holistic Omega Ranch Enterprises by cheerios_and_wine for Sway

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   17 Aug 2025

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Medical Kink
   • Lactation Kink
   • Breeding Kink
   • kinky sex spa
   • Exhibitionism
   • Massage
   • Omega Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Alpha Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has Breasts (Good Omens)
   • (and he needs them bigger that's the fic)
   • Aziraphale Has a Large Penis (Good Omens)
   • dubious biology and sex science
   • mildly dubious ethics in favor of horny shenanigans
   • Hucow AU sort of

   Summary

   "And have you put any thought into the lactation programme? I see here you checkmarked, 'Undecided.' If you're still unsure, then we'll reject that for now–"

   "I'm curious." Crowley blurts out. "What, um, does it involve?"

   With his best friend's encouragement, Crowley finds himself applying for a three month stay at an all inclusive spa and beauty treatment centre for omegas. Maybe with their help, he'll finally find the confidence, and the milky tits, that he's been missing to attract an alpha to call his own.

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