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1. sometimes you shouldnt write porn and listen to meme music but what do i know by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English
   • Dirk Strider
   • Trans Dirk Strider
   • Oral Sex
   • Oral Fixation
   • Cunnilingus
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Petplay
   • Kind Of
   • no beta we die like ult dirk should

   Summary

   Dirk has a massive crush on Grandpa Harley and then they have sex or something.

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   English

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