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1. Hands Off by Blackforestfire

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • John Egbert
   • Dirk Strider
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Oral Sex
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Hand Jobs
   • Pain Kink
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Praise Kink
   • Explicit Consent
   • Getting Together
   • Protective Dirk Strider
   • Pining
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • that quickly turns into a real one
   • Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session

   Summary

   Your name is John Egbert and you just wanted to be a designated third wheel for your best buddy, Dave. Except Dave's hot older brother is also at this bar, and so is a creep who won't take no for an answer.
   Pretending that you're with Dirk is obviously the right move here. Especially since it gives you the perfect opportunity to test the waters.

   Language:

   English

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