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1. we keep it undercover(s) by sir_carebearalot

   Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   22 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hitachiin Hikaru/Morinozuka Takashi
   • Ootori Kyouya/Suoh Tamaki
   • Fujioka Haruhi/Houshakuji Renge
   • Haninozuka Mitsukuni/Kanazuki Reiko
   • Hitachiin Kaoru
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Alternate Universe - Gangsters
   • Kidnapping
   • (in a fun way trust the crack tag)
   • a ton of incestuous jokes have you MET the twins
   • frequent innuendos
   • Kaoru weaponizing sexual harassment

   Summary

   In a country that has gone to shit and is now led and run by organized crime, the Ouran Gang is the most elusive and troublesome of them all. At its heart are Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru.

   They are, however, rudely kidnapped.

   ... They handle it.

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   “We need some small details from the two of you,” the Boss says. “This can be painless… this—”

   “We’ll never talk,” Hikaru interrupts confidently. “Never!”

   “Do you worst,” Kaoru purrs, winking at the grunt with the whip. “Please.“

   (Little did they know that the real challenge would be getting the brothers to shut up.)

   Series

   • Part 3 of Oh, All the AU's....

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,301

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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