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"Yeah, I know! She wasn't even suprised!" Match rolled her eyes, standing calmly as she spoke to pencil. Sometimes she wondered why she even bothered to speak to her. Pencil could be annoying, and match HATED annoying people.
"Of course she wasn't!" Pencil snarked out. She felt the same way about match, they only ever talked for their own self gain.
"I know! It was absolutely MASSIVE, and flower didn't even care!"
"Flower really loves bugs.." Pencil cringed in disgust.
"Flower probably thinks she's so hideous.. like the time she asked ice cube.."
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"Ice cube..." Flower sobbed. Her self esteem had been awful today. She needed some reassurance.. "I look awful today, don't I?"
"Yeah, you really do!" Ice cube scoffed. She hated everyone. Everyone, in her eyes, was disgusting. "Get out, I don't want to have to look at your face!"
With all her might, ice cube ran up to Flower and kicked her, sending her flying.
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"She really needs to work on her self esteem." Match said to herself, not really caring if anyone heard.
"Oh!" Ice cube ran up to the two. "Not like I want to talk to you, but I forgot about that! As much as it annoys me, though, I'm not getting revenge. I just had my nails painted, I dont want to chip them"
Pencil grimaced. "Why on earth would you get your toenails painted.."
"Whatever. I honestly hate you, and I hate bubble too!" Ice cube looked over to bubble. "You hate me too, right?"
"Of course I do!"
Suddenly, a rock hurled at bubble, causing her to pop suddenly.
"Well that's unfortunate.." ice cube laughed, walking away in satisfaction.
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The bubble recovery centre lit up a deep orange colour as bubble stepped out of it, only to be nearly popped by pin.
"HEY, YOU NEARLY POPPED ME IDIOT!" Bubble called out, her hands on her hips.
"I'm sorry.. i didn't mean to. Me and blocky were hanging out.. i- ill go now. Put me down please, blocky."
Blocky looked upset, allowing pin to run off in tears. "Leave her alone, you know she's sensitive to yelling!"
"I couldn't care less."
"I hate you. I'm going to go hang out with needy."
Needle suddenly flew past them, landing god knows where.
"Oh, looks like she's an idiot too!" Bubble laughed, ducking to avoid death.
"That wasn't even her fault!"
Blocky turned around to leave, suddenly screaming. Woody was right there. Woody terrified him in all honesty. He stook his arm out in fear, sending Woody flying as he shook his head. "NO NO GO AWAY!!"
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Woody landed on the grass next to teardrop.
"GOD DAMN IT NOT YOU!" He sighed, throwing his arms up in anger.
"Pft, watch your step woody! You don't want to end up dead. Even so, that would be better now, wouldn't it?" Leafy sneered as she walked past, laughing at his misfortune.
Even worse, Teardrop began to approach him, dragging her speaker box so she could communicate.
"I love you woody!"
"EW GET AWAY FROM ME!" Woody kicked her into the air. He didn't care where she landed, as long as it was 50 feet away from him.
"First good thing you've done in a while." Leafy crossed her arms, looking up at the sky.
"Calm down woody! Kicking teardrop could seriously INJURE her! She is only made of water.." tennisball said as he walked by. "Although, then again, I suppose that wouldn't be too bad."
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Teardrop flew through the air, just so happening to fly into snowball, who was hangliding to overcome his fear of flying, and landing on rocky, causing some of her water to spill from her head.
"AAA-"
Eraser and pen stare at the scene, covering their ears in disgust at the vile drop of water.
"I can't believe how brave woody is for doing that!" Eraser smiles in admiration. "He's so cool! Unlike you, pen. You are not cool."
"You're one to talk." Pen narrowed his eyes in anger. He hated eraser with every bone in his body.
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Snowball, hanging onto his glider for dear life, suddenly hit a mountain.
"Ack- I knew I shouldn't have done that.. I'm not strong enough to fly." He rubbed his head in pain. He didn't want to stay any longer, the height was too much to bare, so he began walking down the mountain.
Rocky, was sat on the mountain, swinging his legs back and forth.
"I- rocky? You should be asleep!"
Rocky narrowed his eyes. "FUCK OFF."
"Geeze.. all I did was ask why you were still up.." snowball rubbed his arm, when, in his anger, rocky ran up and threw him with all his might.
Snowball screamed, air pummelling into his brain, nearly melting him. He was scared, scared beyond his mind. Eventually, gravity began to pull him down, and he landed on tennisball.
"I- oh uh.. hi tb?"
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Spongy laid on the grass, annoyed that his workout routine had been disturbed. The only reason he was so big was because of his muscles, and he planned for it to stay that way.
"Coiny, you're so smart!!" Coiny leaned in and hugged firey. "Oh-"
"And you're SO easy to hug!"
The two began hugging eachother profusely. They did this so often that basically everyone suspected they weren't just, "best friends," and were actually gay.
"Oh. Hi firey, hi coiny!" Golfball just so happend to be walking by, and wanted to say hello to the fellow residents. She'd been looking for tennisball prior to this, but that could wait. "You're friendship always makes me smile.. oh, and spongy, you smell great today!"
"Shut the fuck up you annoying twat." Spongy spat at her, making sure every word dripped with venom.
Blocky, pen and Eraser walked by. Despite the fact they hated eachother, they seemed to always be together.
"Isn't golfball so timid? She could never command anyone to do anything.." Blocky sighed, shaking his head.
"I know! Thats why she does everything tennisball tells her to, despite how mean to her he is! She's like a.. servant bot!" Eraser expected some sort of laughter, but turned to see blocky and pen staring at him. His joke was not, in fact, funny. "Uhh... you know, a servant bot? Like a robot built only to follow orders!"
Eraser sighed, turning away from the sun. "I'd do anything to spend more time with her. Or Flower, or woody, or Spongy!"
"Well then!" A small, grey box landed in between them. "You're in luck."
Eraser scratched his head in thought. "How?"
"Well, everybody, they're building the island of luxury. It's called Dream Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants, and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't!"
"How much will it cost?" Eraser began searching for his wallet excitedly.
"Not even a penny!"
"THEN I'LL TAKE IT!"
"What about everyone else? They want it too Y'know."
"You're right! I'm so selfish.."
"Nonesense! Everyone would want it, so we'll have to settle this with a contest!"
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All the contestants are thrown onto a beam, as the announcer drags himself into frame. "Whoever stays on the longest wins!"
Leafy looked to the side, her face turning into a look of disgust as she saw who was next to her. "EW, PIN!"
"Leafy." Pin's eyes narrowed. So did leafy's. It wasn't long before they were attempting to push eachother off, consequently pulling themselves off at the same time.
Coiny seems to be having some form of odd seizure, as his limbs are curled over his body. Blocky turns to him in confusion. "Coiny, are you okay?-"
Rocky doesn't appear to be paying attention, and slowly begins to fall off. "Huh? Oh SHIT-" He manages to call out as he falls into the glimmering sea below.
Flower sobbed over the belief that she was hideous, as per usual. However, as she was sobbing, he tears began to collect under the feet of teardrop, blocky and herself, causing them to fall off the beam.
"I'M SO SORRY!"
Flower's tears continue to seep across the beam. They begin to come under the feet of coiny, ice cube, pencil, bubble, match and pen, knocking them off the bar.
"IM SORRY!" Flower yells, still falling.
Golfball looked around at firey and needle, before, shyly asking: "could we form an alliance?"
Needle sighed. "Sure. Only because I know full well I wont make it far in the game. I hate all of you."
Firey seemed incredibly enthusiastic. "LET'S DO IT!"
"Wha? An alliance? I've got to join!"
Eraser slides towards the recently formed alliance, knocking tennisball off the bar.
"Hey, hey! Sorry, TB, that was so uncool of me.. Hey guys, can I be part-"
Eraser, in his excitement, managed to run into golfball, firey, and needle, knocking them off the beam. Amongst the chaos, Eraser managed to fall face first off the beam aswell.
Needle was outraged, crossing her arms as she yelled at the top of her lungs. "NO!"
The group plunged into the icy waters
"Now, here is our final two!" The announcer's voice rang out as spongy and woody stared eachother down.
"Let's settle this with a game of rock paper scissors." Woody finally said, his glare strong as ever.
"Sounds boring, but fine."
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
Snowball holds out a pair of scissors with his foot. Woody picks Paper, horror flashing across his face for the first time in his life.
"I've won, as per usual!" Spongy flexed his muscles for no apparent reason. "Now I can push you off you little shithead."
"God damn it!"
"Look, when I win the island, I'll let you on to the island. Because im feeling nice today, this will be charity work."
"What's stopping me from pushing you off before you get the chance to?"
"Only one of us can win." Spongy suddenly raises up his middle toe.
"How fucking dare you."
"I regret nothing." After a long, awkward silence, spongy finally put his foot down.
"Anyways, still, only one of us can win."
"That's where you're wrong. The two of you both win."
"WHAT? I HAVE TO SHARE MY ISLAND WITH THIS SHITHEAD?" Spongy shrieks in horror, his eyes wide with disgust.
"Nope! You just get to choose the teams. The teams for a much larger, longer battle to win Dream Island."
"This is all your fault bitch." Woody snarls, praying for spongy's downfall.
"I should've drowned you when I had the chance.."
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