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“Olly, what did you do?”
“What, Charlie?!” Olly exclaimed, indignantly exuberant.
“You did something to his village?”
“If you didn't want me to cause devastation, you shouldn't have told me he was a … that word you said!”
“Wankpuffin.”
“Yeh, that.”
“He just called me.”
“How'd he know it was me? I made a new name. Minecraft sneak.”
“What devastation did you actually cause?”
“I burned down his village. He was mean to you, and you said I couldn't say mean things to his face.”
“I wasn't expecting you to affectionately cause mayhem.”
“You're welcome, big brother.”
“Love you, too, Olls!”