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1. Theo Nott, The Great by EllieByrrd (CSKasem) for The_Taco_Writes

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Aug 2025

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • Taco the Duck - Character
   • Miss Ali Boulala
   • Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Past Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • idiots to lovers
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Very seriously
   • CoWorkers to Friends to Lovers
   • HEA
   • fluff dash of angst
   • theo has big feet
   • Foot Fetish
   • Talking
   • Duck - Freeform
   • duck taco
   • taco the duck
   • Kneazles
   • its all silly
   • they're actual idiots
   • but still somehow brilliant
   • one bed trope
   • big feet mean big brain
   • Or Dick
   • maybe both
   • Inappropriate use of weather magic
   • Family is hard
   • Pastries as a love language
   • World domination but make it friendly
   • coolest kneazle ever
   • most insulting duck ever
   • Idiots in Love
   • Fake Dating
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • honeymooning for pretend
   • honeymooning as a scheme

   Summary

   Hermione finds herself working for Theo Nott, The Great. This is how the first year of employment went.

   OR

   In which I attempt to write a completely silly fic for one of the most wonderful people I have ever had the pleasure to know.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   26,353

   Chapters:

   6/7

   Comments:

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