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1. The worst thing you could be is boring, darling by ori_writesnowiguess

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Aromantic Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor is Ace but curious
   • Vox has a crush
   • Vox Old TV Head
   • Pre-Canon
   • Vox and Alastor are friends
   • Unrequited Love
   • kinda??
   • Making Out
   • Drunk Kissing
   • Voyeurism
   • Masturbation
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • cigarette burn
   • Soft Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • I didn't mean to make it so cute sorry
   • Light Angst
   • Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Toxic Relationship
   • Is this just me processing feelings from my toxic homoerotic high school best friend crush?
   • It's been 10 years mama let it go
   • Not Beta Read
   • Internalized Biphobia
   • Acephobia

   Summary

   “So. Women. Not your thing.” Alastor waved his hand in dismissal.
   “You know I enjoy the company of my lady friends. Only not in the same way other men seem to find it… satisfying.” Ok, that was as much of a confirmation he was ever going to get in Alastor’s weird old man speak. Alastor was not into women. Which could only mean he liked men, right? Then of course, Vox liked both, but he was pretty sure he was some kind of sexual deviant. That would also explain why he was attracted to this crazy motherfucker.

   or

   Vox does not understand what asexuality is and gets rejected. (Un)Lucky for him, he also doesn't understand that despite his lack of sexual attraction, Alastor's favorite hobby is "Fuck around and find out"

   (I added some art too!)

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