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1. The mating habits of the Earthbound human by Blanch_ENG (Blanch_CZ)

   Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • John Watson
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • Bottom Sherlock Holmes
   • Top John Watson
   • Sex Toys
   • No Mary Morstan
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Smut
   • Sexual Experimentation
   • Experimentation
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • no beta read we jump like Sherlock
   • Anal Sex
   • Crack
   • Humor
   • Explicit Language
   • Internal Conflict
   • POV John Watson
   • Idiots in Love
   • Sex Shop

   Summary

   Sherlock Holmes decided it was high time he began studying sexual behaviour and its stimuli, so one day he dragged John Watson into an adult shop...
   What happens next is partly coincidence, partly by design ;)
   And for Fuck's sake, John isn't gay!
   He isn't!

   Series

   • Part 2 of Johnlock / English

   Language:

   English

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   8,427

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