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Sherlock
Sherlock
Sherlooooooooooooock
Sherloooooooopooooooooooock
OI
Answer me!!!@!
I’m in some places with chairs and people and music and greg. Hes saying i have to go back home. I dont wanna. Come tell him to stop.
John, I’m gone on a case in Estonia. I can’t come to you. I’ve been here for a week, but you can’t remember of course. You obviously went for pints with Lestrade now that I’m away because you know I don’t like it when you’re drunk for the good reason that I don’t want you to send erotic message to strangers like you did last time. Plus, I know you’re drunk because you can’t even remember Lestrade’s name. It’s George.
Hahhhaahaha his name is not george!!!!1!! You adorable dork
Exactly what I was saying. You’re drunk. Go home and tell Mrs.Hudson to give you an alka-seltzer. Don’t throw up in our sitting room. Do it downstairs, if it ’s inevitable.
Im not going home. It’s fun here, i love everyone here. Wish you were here too you make everything better. Make me all warmy and marshmallow. Like sugar. Sherlock shegar.
Tell me something to meke me feel hot like when youre with me
As much as I would enjoy sexting I’d rather not do it with you in that state. You are much more arousing with your mind, and I can’t have it right now. Just go home, I don’t want you to be ill.
Hihihii sexting its like the first time we talked we were sexting haha!!!!! That was fun
Here, I texted Lestrade to take you home. I told him that if he didn’t I’d start to put body specimens in his fridge again. I don’t think he wants to go down that road another time.
Nooo sherlock greg wants to take me home again, stop him!!. Hes pulling at my arm.
Did you even read my last text?!
Sodding greg. I like you more.
How you state the obvious is superfluous, don’t use my phone memory capacity for such rubbish.
Youre my sherlock
Yes.
my sheyshey
Please John, we’ve already had a talk about nicknames.
Im your jawn
Jawn? It sounds ridiculous. It’s not even a word.
Neither is sheyshey.
Sherloo
Stop this John.
CALL ME JAWN!!
You’re foxy. i always thought so.
I know. You told me.
You’re like a sexy tiger in bed.
Shertiger
SHERGRRRRRRRRRRRR HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHH
Are you in the cab yet?
Why are u interrupting the sexting?!?! Talking about cabs isnt sexy. Oh, you wanna do it in a cab?!?!? yeeeeeesssss sexy
We’re not sexting, John. I’m currently working on the degradation of human tongue when burnt and you are going home to sleep.
Doing experiments just turns you on so were sexting.
Hehehe i just did a pun about when the first time we texted hahahahah its funny Sherlock
I’ve never laugh so hard, John.
Hehhehe i like yuor laugh.
And I like it when you use grammar properly. We can’t have everything we want. Now I’m going to have a headache.
Seeeexlooock
I miss your hair too.
Sherlock CrazyLocks
Stop with the nicknaming, you’re making a fool of yourself and making me gag.
Shirtless Shertless
Ohohoohohhh! SPOCKLOCK!!!! SHERSPOCK!!!! BECAUSE YOU LIKE STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!! thats so perfect!!!!1!!
And im a doctor, so i can be bones.
Are you insinuating you want to try roleplay?
You know who else is hot?? That Hiddleston actor
Sherloki
You’d be sexy in loki’s outfit.
You’re misspelling lucky. And it’s not even a name.
Are you home yet?
Yes :( i want to go back but i dont remember the way. it disappeared. Oh!!! You should take that on a case, the vanishing chairs and music place. They were some pints, too.
Happy to know you’re safe back home. Now go to bed, I’ll text you in the morning.
U no fun. I don’t like you. Shreklock. Shrek is ugly
Who is Shrek? Does he work at Scotland’s Yard?
You know what, you think youre soo cool and that you know stuff but you dont know everything. Who doesnt know about shrek?!?!??
I would try to convince you otherwise, but you’re too drunk to agree with me. I’ll prove you wrong in the morning.
Whatever im all sleepyish.
Obviously. Go to bed, I’ll check on you tomorrow. I’m never leaving for so long again, I prefer when you’r e with me.
Good because i dont like it you leaving. I miss you.
I do too. Sleep well.
You too. xxxxxxxx :)