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1. Shut Up and Blow Me by KamiWheyy

   Fandoms: House M.D.  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gregory House/James Wilson
   • Gregory House
   • James Wilson (House M.D.)
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • I saw this episode and was so disappointed that Wilson didn't offer to massage House's leg
   • They're so horny I love them
   • Smut
   • Blowjobs
   • Cock Warming
   • only a little tho
   • PWP
   • No Plot/Plotless
   • proof-read exactly twice
   • Banter
   • Dick Jokes
   • Chronic Pain

   Summary

   What else are you supposed to do when your best friend is in love with their ex-wife and decides to deal with it by giving themselves a migraine and using shitty medicine from their arch-enemy?

   If your answer wasn't "Give them a blow job" then you'd be wrong.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,237

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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