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Summary:

From: Unknown-Number
>> ok thats weird
didn't ask for that
and also newsflash, i’m not a blonde chick with blue eyes
… and. massive tits.

 

From: Otoya
>> what

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> i’m a guy with purple hair and blue eyes

 

From: Otoya
>> WHAT

Or: Otoya texts a number he got from a girl at the club, expecting her to reply—only to be answered by a strange individual named Karasu Tabito instead.

Chapter 1

Notes:

HI this is pure chatifc. and also inspired by haikyuu texting stories 🤫🤫🤫 i need more tabieita in my life lol

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

From: Otoya
>> yo
remember me from the club last night
white hair green stripe
wanna continue what we had going on?
ill make it worth your while 😉

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> why is this what disturbs my peace at 2 am
oh and also hell no

 

From: Otoya
>> hmm why not
i cant jerk off forever yk
give me a chanceeeee pleaseeeeeeee…

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> what is wrong with you
and why are you so desperate

 

From: Otoya
>> bc we were literally supposed to be fucking today
PLEASE dont leave me hanging
ive been deprived enough 😢

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> why would anyone fuck at 2 am

 

From: Otoya
>> 2 am is peak time to fuck wdym

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ??
and also idk you lmfao

 

From: Otoya
>> what DO U MEAN you dont know me
u give me your number for us to do fun stuff together, and now u act like u dont know me???
this is a nightmare i shouldve just went to bed

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> idk what you’re saying rn
but sorry for your loss dude

 

From: Otoya
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH U
STOP PLAYING HARD TO GETTTTTTT
why the FUCK are you acting like u dont remember me IK U DO

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ???
who do you think you’re texting rn

 

From: Otoya
>> a hot blonde chick with blue eyes
with massive tits too 🤤

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ok thats weird
didn't ask for THAT much info
and also newsflash, i’m not a blonde chick with blue eyes
… and. massive tits.

 

From: Otoya
>> what

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> i’m a guy with purple hair and blue eyes

 

From: Otoya
>> WHAT

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> so now that you know this
can you PLEASE stop texting me now and let me sleep

 

From: Otoya
>> i
i dont
what
bro 
im
what
bro
are u serious

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> holy shit stop spamming me
and yes i am
do you want a dick pic for proof

 

From: Otoya
>> NO???
wait maybe yes

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> bro what

 

From: Otoya
>> bruuaauhhhhh im jokinggggg

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ok then stop texting me

 

From: Otoya
>> wait no stop
im sorry
for whatever the hell this was

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ok

 

From: Otoya
>> the blonde hair with blue eyes hot chick at the club gave me a number to text her for some more like ‘inquiry’ stuff 
and i was really desperate so i texted that number
and it turns out it was just u and not a hot chick 😒

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> it sounds like she was trying to dodge you lmfao

 

From: Otoya
>> lol who would do that
ure missing out on a whole lot of THIS (me)

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> mmm
based on your texts when you thought i was her, i think she made the right decision not giving you her number

 

From: Otoya
>> SHUT THE HELL UP
IM SLEEPING
I HATE THIS

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ok goodnight lol

 

From: Otoya
>> can you seriously fuck off

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> 🙂

 


 

From: Otoya
>> hey

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ?
why are you still texting me
go find another hot chick to hang out with

 

From: Otoya
>> alr bro

pleeaasseeeeee talk to meeeee 😤

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> oh my gosh
WHY?
what do you want???

 

From: Otoya
>> ur name
and age
and height
and goals
and likes
and dislikes

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ?
and tell me why would i tell you all of that

 

From: Otoya
>> bc
i wanna get to know u
u seem cool
anddddd you seem hot irl

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> are you fucking gay

 

From: Otoya
>> bro no
im jk
but genuinely, u seem fun yk..

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> you only texted me for 15 minutes last night
and like 2 minutes today
for all you could know i could be 43

 

From: Otoya
>> well
i hope not 😂🤣

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> hm
anyways i don’t want to talk to you
so no thanks

 

From: Otoya
>> WHAT
WHY
i promise im worth talking to
im sexy attractive appealing and uhhhhh

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> annoying

 

From: Otoya
>> no im not
ok fine ill leave u alone

PLEASE
i can even do an abs reveal to show u what u might miss out on if u keep pushing me away

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ew no

 

From: Otoya
>> but u get free ab pics…

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> i’m not interested in your ab pics
and if i wanted to see abs i could just lift up my shirt

 

From: Otoya
>> i didnt ask

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ok lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

From: Otoya
>> hey

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> what now

 

From: Otoya
>> can we restart
everything before the message i sent just now was just a free trial

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ?
why are you so desperate to talk to me
i’m confused

 

From: Otoya
>> because
u seem cool and i wanna get to know u

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ik i seem cool and you want to get to know me
you’ve said that about 50 times already

 

From: Otoya
>> BROOOOOO
ILL KEEP SAYING IT IF U KEEP DECLINING ME

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> or maybe you should quit bc no means no

 

From: Otoya
>> or maybe… u should give me a chance uwu

PLEASE give me a chance 🥺

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> oh my gosh
fine
we can get to know each other

 

From: Otoya
>> YESSSSS!!!
i prayed for times like this

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> stop being odd or i’ll block you

 

From: Otoya
>> what
NO

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> idk why i didn’t just block you before
i was being too considerate

 

From: Otoya
>> broooooooooo....
its obviously cuz u secretly liked talking to me, u just didnt want to admit it…

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> you’re just pushing your luck now

 

From: Otoya
>> fine whatever
can we just start getting to know each other now
before you lose interest in all of this

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> my interest was lost from the first moment you started texting me
but alr
get on with it already

 

From: Otoya
>> … sooooooooooo

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> you go first ig

 

From: Otoya
>> OKAY
so my name is otoya
im 19
andddd

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> isn’t the legal age to be going to clubs 20 and over
why were you womanizing in places you aren’t even allowed to be in

 

From: Otoya
>> well
im not into explaining anything to YOU 😒😒😒😒
i just have my ways on how i do stufffff….

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> mhm
whatever, keep going

 

From: Otoya
>> alright
sooooo
im 5’10” (speaking from the last time i measured, i might be a bit taller)
andddddd i likeeee…
soccer, girls, and mcdonalds

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> interesting
do you play for any soccer teams rn?

 

From: Otoya
>> nope
i used to play on my highschool team tho
after i graduated i stopped playing

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> so i would assume you’re in college now

 

From: Otoya
>> yeah
i am

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> what major do you study

 

From: Otoya
>> WOW u must want to get to know me sooooo bad
bc why r u so curious about me 🤔

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> ok nvm

 

From: Otoya
>> WAIT
sorry.
i study kinesiology…
cuz i wanna have a career path in sports medicines

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> oh
i wouldn’t have expected someone like you to do that
but nice

 

From: Otoya
>> whats ur deal

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> nothing

 

From: Otoya
>> ok whatever
U INTRODUCE URSELF NOW

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> mmm
ok
my name is karasu
and i’m 19 aswell

 

From: Otoya
>> karasus a hot name 🤤🤤🤤

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> are you gay

 

From: Otoya
>> WHAT
NO
im just a natural flatterer

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> that didn’t flatter me

 

From: Otoya
>> oh my GOSH
why are u allergic to some sensual talk

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> bc i don’t want to do allatat with you
anyways
i’m 6’0” tall since you want to know height for some reason

 

From: Otoya
>> why are u a tree

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> idk lol
and uhm i also like soccer
and other stuff
and idk

 

From: Otoya
>> woah
us both being able to play soccer must mean that we were destined to meet

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> hm
i think not

 

From: Otoya
>> im going to hurt u

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> lol okay

 

From: Otoya
>> whatever whatever whateverrrrrrr
im gonna change ur contact name now
i dont wanna see ‘unknown-number’ all the time

 

From: Unknown-Number
>> i don’t care

 

From: Otoya
>> fuck u

 

From: annoying loser who doesnt have a life 😂🤣
>> spooky

what’d you change my contact name to

 

From: Otoya
>> ‘my husband 💝’

 

From: annoying loser who doesnt have a life 😂🤣
>> no seriously, are you like
any type of queer

 

From: Otoya
>> BRUH
NO
STOP ASKING ME THAT
im just soooo used to flirting with girls, i keep flirting with u by accident…

 

From: annoying loser who doesnt have a life 😂🤣
>> mhm

 

From: Otoya
>> bruh
i was js joking
my name for u isnt actually ‘my husband’

 

From: annoying loser who doesnt have a life 😂🤣
>> then what is it

 

From: Otoya
>> ‘annoying loser who doesnt have a life’
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Notes:

Put a red heart if you want to become friends 😄❤️ put a purple heart if we’re already friends 😜💜 put a pink heart if you have a crush on me 😱💞 which I doubt 😅 put a black heart if you want me to die! 😀🖤