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“It’s been five years, Charlie, when are you going to let me live this down?”
“Oh, love, absolutely never. Have you learned nothing about me in the last five years?”
“It was the most uncomfortable time of my entire life, and your sister still looks at me like I’m a complete and utter moron.”
“In your defence, Michael made the same mistake and their ‘whatever it is’ is still going strong too.”
“He appears to get a little more slack than me.”
“Can you imagine how different it’d all be if we hadn’t untangled that messy blind date?”
“Absolutely not.”