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1. FRIENDS (but the sitcom lied to us) by fromthesun for kanra_nox

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   10 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Rabastan Lestrange/Mary Macdonald
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Regulus Black/James Potter
   • Pandora Lovegood/Lily Evans Potter
   • Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
   • Gilderoy Lockhart/Peter Pettigrew/Sybill Trelawney
   • more relationships to be added - Relationship
   • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • Rabastan Lestrange
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Pandora Lovegood
   • Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate
   • Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate
   • Sinistra Lowe
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • James Potter
   • Regulus Black
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Dorcas Meadowes
   • Sybill Trelawney
   • Gilderoy Lockhart
   • Petunia Evans Dursley
   • Severus Snape
   • Wilhelm Wilkes - Character
   • Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Dubiously Ethical Podcasting
   • internet fame
   • Slow Burn
   • Extremely Online
   • Dark Comedy
   • Power Dynamics
   • famous au
   • Modern AU
   • Revenge
   • rich people behaving badly
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • Class Commentary
   • Satire
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Trans Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • Trans Evan Rosier
   • Genderqueer Regulus Black
   • Gender Non-Comforming Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Trans Gilderoy Lockhart
   • Friends AU
   • Sort Of
   • Everyone is Awful and I Love Them
   • More tags to be added as we go

   Summary

   Coming this August:
   A washed-up former rugby boy with too much money, a bitter trans academic who refuses to bottom, and a posh pornstar with a plan walk into a podcast studio... and accidentally start the most unhinged media firestorm the internet's ever seen.

   Featuring:

   One angry ex who wants to ruin your life.

   One brat with a PhD and a tongue piercing.

   One debate episode that breaks the internet.

   And a revolving cast of awful rich friends, gender chaos, coke-fueled clubs, and political nightmares.

   This isn’t Friends. It’s not even Fleabag.
   It’s a fucked-up romcom for the Extremely Online — where everyone’s trans, toxic, or trending.

   Live, laugh, gaslight.

   Rated 18+. Some jokes will get you cancelled. Some kisses will ruin your life.

   ***

   Watch it now, every Sunday, 21:00 (GMT+1)

   ***

   or: everyone is so fucked, and Mary's got her spotlight in the end.

   Series

   • Part 1 of And We Were Young Once (but that didn't last)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   20,892

   Chapters:

   2/24

   Comments:

   48

   Kudos:

   45

   Bookmarks:

   17

   Hits:

   1,052