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Straddle Me With Your Gold Thighs by A_MultiShippingMess
Fandoms: Shameless (US), New girl (Kinda)
06 Sep 2025
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Summary
Ian Gallagher, son of notorious millionaire Clayton Gallagher, is a walking disaster wrapped in sinfully tight clothes and an even more sinful attitude. His favorite hobby? Making his father’s life a living hell. Spoiled, reckless, and armed with a mouth that never quits (except to smirk), Ian is the definition of “too much.”
But when one of his stunts explodes across the media and stirs up dangerous enemies from the past, Clayton finally snaps.
That's where Mikhailo Milkovich comes in. He’s hard, jaded, and very much not interested in babysitting a brat in designer jeans (until he see’s the paycheck that is). He’s been assigned one job: keep Ian alive, in line, and out of the headlines.
The problem? Ian’s favorite new game is seeing just how far he can push his new guard before something breaks.
Definitely not Inspired by The Bodyguard, no, not here, no inspo, none whatsoever.