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1. london bridge is falling down (orchestral cover courtesy of the intergalactic orchestra) by employer for toooths

   Fandoms: Doctor Who  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2025

   Tags

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   • Eighth Doctor/The War Master (Jacobi)
   • Eighth Doctor (Doctor Who)
   • The War Master (Jacobi)
   • Violins
   • Strangulation
   • via garrote
   • Hair-pulling
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Nausea
   • Mild Blood

   Summary

   “You wouldn’t,” the Doctor gasped. “Think of the sound post. I would need a luthier to fix that.”

   “Doctor,” the Master said mirthfully. “You are a time traveler, aren’t you?”

    

   (The Master absolutely ruins the resale value of the Doctor's violin.)

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